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FutonForensic

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FutonForensic


for fucks sake

best i can do is looking disappointedly at medium cone

FutonForensic

for fucks sake posted:

best i can do is looking disappointedly at medium cone



oof. i get it. that medium cone not nearly as nice as my big cone


google THIS



Extremely distraught at small cone

google THIS

Conclusion: The positivity of the emotion evoked by a cone is directly proportionate to its size

google THIS



Enormous cone commands so much respect that passersby must salute it

FutonForensic


FutonForensic

i'm thinking about all the big ice cream i can fit in my cone and it's making me grin ear to ear


hot cocoa on the couch

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

google THIS posted:

Conclusion: The positivity of the emotion evoked by a cone is directly proportionate to its size

coneclusion*

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

the dawgs are finally back on top

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Heather Papps

hello friend


*stroking my cone lovingly*
"gently caress pyramids"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

(unzips) Just a few more "conic sessions" and this baby will be full

FutonForensic

how could you do this to me coooooone


Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




don’t want to be seen with my big cone



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Twenty Four


google THIS posted:



Extremely distraught at small cone

I also was hoping for ice cream coming into the thread :(

FutonForensic

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

don’t want to be seen with my big cone



I called myself a cone lover, but this is extremely challenging

nut

dreamily imagining the man big enough to wear it like a hat on his finger like you do with bugles

corn haver
the first thing they teach you in geometry class is to watch out for cones. i'm not saying you're doing anything really wrong by respectfully gazing at a cone every once in a while. i understand the allure all too well. but if you give them an inch they'll take a mile

vanisher

you know, structurally, the cone can hold higher loads and would work to brace say a car or something if you were changing a tire and needed a nice cone because you drive something fancy



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Heather Papps

hello friend


i conely have eyes for you



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


one of my closest pals, (i was a groomsman), has the last name cone, and his family vehicle growing up had the vanity plate "coneman" and once i was in said van with him, his brother, his dad and some pals and tried to get his (my pals) attention by saying "coneman" and all three of them looked back.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

FutonForensic

Heather Papps posted:

one of my closest pals, (i was a groomsman), has the last name cone, and his family vehicle growing up had the vanity plate "coneman" and once i was in said van with him, his brother, his dad and some pals and tried to get his (my pals) attention by saying "coneman" and all three of them looked back.

lmao the coneman


Space Taxi
Maddona: "Stop staring at my cones!"

Escape From Noise

The Cone Zone:dealwithit:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Can a cylinder be a cone?






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

FutonForensic

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Can a cylinder be a cone?

yeah

Dumb Sex-Parrot

nice :cool:






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

hot cocoa on the couch

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Can a cylinder be a cone?

wtf


WTF

Ass-penny

I like a blunt, or a big fat cone
But my double barrel bong is getting me stoned

Scaly Haylie


white people be regarding the cone like this

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

one of my closest pals, (i was a groomsman), has the last name cone, and his family vehicle growing up had the vanity plate "coneman" and once i was in said van with him, his brother, his dad and some pals and tried to get his (my pals) attention by saying "coneman" and all three of them looked back.

biosterous





:popeye:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

FutonForensic


lmao

WOW what a Taco!


:popclap:

alnilam



ty manifisto

Manifisto


ah cones . . . so lovely, so dangerous



the person attached to this hand is undoubtedly dead, buried, and the subject of a gruesome vacation story to frighten children


ty nesamdoom!

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