Snail Time (also we can talk about French Stewart)

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Snail Time (also we can talk about French Stewart)

«‹›2 »

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

I eat snails. You put em in butter. Then you bake them. Then you eat them.

edit: i smacked french stewart at a ruths chris once because he kept squinting at me

# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:04

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 13, 2024 04:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

I eat snails. You put em in butter. Then you bake them. Then you eat them.

edit: i smacked french stewart at a ruths chris once because he kept squinting at me

YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH I'LL loving FIND YOU

# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:08

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

cum on me bro

wait....no

# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:08

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 24 hours!; Nap Ghost

I was told this was the thread to talk about French Steward

# ? Feb 14, 2022 04:22

Pinus Porcus: May 14, 2019; Ranger McFriendly

# ? Feb 25, 2022 02:55

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

more leik Fail Time for the OP

:blastu:

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:04

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

more leik Fail Time for the OP

Skank. You draw a better snail time then!!! Not so loving big when it's YOU who has to make snail time, huh???

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Pinus Porcus posted:

Slugs. Perennial losers of the gastropods. Shameful.

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:11

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 7 days!

zalgo text hack used so that posts greatly resemble slime trails

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:44

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 7 days!

you can't spell smile without slime

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:44

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Gonna wail on the snail

Just beat the ever loving poo poo out of it

And you're not a mod now you can't do poo poo about it. All you can do is watch your snail get the crap beaten out of it

You are powerless against my might

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The tables.... Are turned......

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:47

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Seth Pecksniff posted:

The tables.... Are turned......

Killing a grizzled veteran in his own hut.

Vile.

# ? Feb 25, 2022 03:48

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Literally A Person posted:

To pivot this conversation: what's up with French Stewart? THat guy ever do anything cool or he just still squintin' at poo poo??

Curious.

he played a french stewart impersonator on community

I think that's the last time I saw him

# ? Feb 25, 2022 04:00

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I think I�m honestly just gonna wait until german Stewart comes out. :shrug:

# ? Feb 25, 2022 04:04

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

French Stewart? I don't even know Stewart

# ? Feb 25, 2022 04:05

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

I'm allergic to shellfish, will I be allergic to snails? I'm never gonna eat snails I just wonder.

# ? Feb 25, 2022 08:52

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Was not a fan. I am now why not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ74NkHTo5k

# ? Feb 25, 2022 09:01

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

french stuart must of killed somebody to have disappeared so quickly

# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:18

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Escargot

# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:49

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

It means French snails

# ? Jan 4, 2023 08:51

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “What was that all about?”

-------------

A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car.

He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red ‘S’ be painted on both sides.

“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman.

The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”

‐-------------

Thank you, you've been a great audience. (Runs backstage to escape the hurled beer bottles and abuse.)

# ? Jan 4, 2023 10:11

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

My wife got A's in her courses and I wasn't around for new years so we had a small celebration last night at my folks and my mom made snails that we had with veuve clicquot.

It was good.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 13:48

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

But doctor... I am French Stewart

# ? Jan 4, 2023 15:11

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Wail.

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

French Stewart is a bastard

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:26

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

3rd Cock in my Bum

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:26

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

you take a few snails, stuff em with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza - you got snailsy blasters

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:30

Behind Maslow: Apr 11, 2008

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:44

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Behind Maslow posted:

Is that French Stewart

# ? Jan 4, 2023 16:49

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

3rd Cock in my Bum

I appreciate this post.

# ? Jan 5, 2023 10:32

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

"For my money, it's eyestalks or bye-stalks. :nudesnail:

" - M. Gandhi

# ? Jan 5, 2023 22:43

A Frosty Witch: Apr 21, 2005; I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.