Florid love letter sentences workshop

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Your face could launch a thousand ships, but pushing them with your hands would be less painful.

# ? Feb 11, 2022 14:59

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# ? May 1, 2024 21:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

i fell in love with the instructor at the florid love letter sentence workshop but she thinks all my declarations of love are assignments to be graded send help how can i make my feelings clear

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 11, 2022 17:53

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Heather Papps posted:

i fell in love with the instructor at the florid love letter sentence workshop but she thinks all my declarations of love are assignments to be graded send help how can i make my feelings clear

Maybe you need to be more direct, there's a lurid lust letter sentence workshop next semester

# ? Feb 11, 2022 23:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I keep writing floral love letters by accident. What am I doing wrong?

# ? Feb 12, 2022 04:45

Enfys: The ocean is calling and I must go

Buttchocks posted:

I keep writing floral love letters by accident. What am I doing wrong?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love loving flowers
Don't you do too

# ? Feb 12, 2022 11:36

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As punishment for your crimes you must write twenty florid love letters

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:10

Twenty Four

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As punishment for your crimes you must write twenty four love letters

# ? Feb 14, 2022 07:35

Narzack

I love you more than getting et by gators outside of Publix on I4.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 20:39

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

The world is so sweet
Like vinegar and cheese
When I look into your eyes
My brain does a sneeze

# ? Feb 17, 2022 07:10

alnilam

Your curves are more beautiful than the Sunshine Skyway Bridge... no...

Your slender figure I tallaha-see in my dreams... hmm

The alligator shine that looks back at me as I ever-glade into your eyes... yeah, that's the stuff

# ? Feb 17, 2022 07:24

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Only certain varietals of roses are red
And violets aren't blue
Sometimes poems lie
But I won't to you

# ? Feb 17, 2022 16:03

FutonForensic

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Only certain varietals of roses are red
And violets aren't blue
Sometimes poems lie
But I won't to you

# ? Feb 17, 2022 20:40

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Narzack posted:

I love you more than getting et by gators outside of Publix on I4.

alnilam posted:

Your curves are more beautiful than the Sunshine Skyway Bridge... no...

Your slender figure I tallaha-see in my dreams... hmm

The alligator shine that looks back at me as I ever-glade into your eyes... yeah, that's the stuff

These look like Florida love letters :thunk:

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 17, 2022 20:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

code:

Shawty had them 
apple bottom jeans

                        ...jeans

Boots with the fur

                  ...with the fur


The whole club was 
looking at her

She hit the floor 

            ...she hit the floor

Next thing you know
Shawty got low
low
     low
          low
               low
    low
          low
              low

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 17, 2022 20:56

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# ? May 1, 2024 21:39

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My Dearest Agathine,

I hope this letter finds you well. This may seem forward, but I must speak my mind regarding my feelings for you.

You see my love, you are like no other woman I have ever seen. The prostitutes that operate the streets near my abode can not even begin to match your grace and beauty. Indeed, I am struggling to find the right words to describe you without being disrespectful...

# ? Feb 17, 2022 21:32

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