dogburgler: like a catburgler but not

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dogburgler is not smooth and sneaky but is REALLY EXCITED TO BE ROBBING THINGS

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# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:12

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 14:11

biosterous

dogburgler's calling card is to pee in the corner, to mark it as his burglary territory

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# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:13

biosterous

instead of two catburglers sneakily stealing the priceless diamond off each other over and over in a series of capers, the dogburgler gets super excited when he sees another dogburgler and they spend a bunch of time jumping around in excitement about doing robberies together

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# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:14

gleebster: Only a howler

If you look at dogburglar after a crime he whines and won't meet your eyes.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 03:17

google THIS

Dogburglar is cunning, ruthless, and efficient until he sees squirrelburglar running by

# ? Feb 14, 2022 06:49

Dick Burglar

everybody thinks they gangsta, til

# ? Feb 14, 2022 14:58

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

gleebster posted:

If you look at dogburglar after a crime he whines and won't meet your eyes.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 15:33

Enfys: The ocean is calling and I must go

Dog burglar is just happy to be involved

# ? Feb 14, 2022 15:34

google THIS

Dogburglar had a good haul tonight. Three jars of peanut butter, a sock, and a turd from the cat's litterbox, all of which he immediately ate on the premises and barfed back up on the living room carpet

# ? Feb 14, 2022 15:55

Escape From Noise

Dogburgler demands you get the package then freaks the gently caress out at you because you're carrying a package which means you are their sworn enemy: the mail carrier!

# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:41

Escape From Noise

Dogburgler is vigilant and keeping watch. Suddenly they see something behind them! They lunge! It runs behind them just out of reach! Dogburgler gives chase around and around and around again!

# ? Feb 14, 2022 18:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

dogburgler and catburgler circling each other hissing and spitting in the front yard of the safehouse till the guy planning the crime hoses them down

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# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:01

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

ah poo poo, i left my priceless artifacts on the counter and the dogburglar jumped up and grabbed them

# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

"ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME! how did dogburgler escape?! we had him surrounded and in cuffs! how'd you imbeciles gently caress this up?"

"well, sarge... the door was open just a crack"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:18

google THIS

Dogburglar faithfully cases the target house every day, waiting for the owners to leave for work, even though they moved away seven years ago and the building has been unoccupied ever since :smith:

# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:32

google THIS

Dogburglar refuses to tell the cops who's a good boy without his attorney present

# ? Feb 14, 2022 19:55

Enfys: The ocean is calling and I must go

Dogburglar was caught stealing cookies out of the catburgler's litter box

# ? Feb 14, 2022 23:12

google THIS

Dogburglar gang leader: So Bingo will distract the guards and Fido will disable the alarm system, and that'll allow Trixie to climb up to the roof.

Trixie: The what?

DGL: Roof.

Trixie: Roof.

Bingo: Roof.

Fido: Roof!

DGL: No wait--

Everyone: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF

# ? Feb 15, 2022 20:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Dogburglar gang leader: So Bingo will distract the guards and Fido will disable the alarm system, and that'll allow Trixie to climb up to the roof.

Trixie: The what?

DGL: Roof.

Trixie: Roof.

Bingo: Roof.

Fido: Roof!

DGL: No wait--

Everyone: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 15, 2022 20:47

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

Dogburglar gang leader: So Bingo will distract the guards and Fido will disable the alarm system, and that'll allow Trixie to climb up to the roof.

Trixie: The what?

DGL: Roof.

Trixie: Roof.

Bingo: Roof.

Fido: Roof!

DGL: No wait--

Everyone: ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF ROOF

Heather Papps posted:

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