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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

https://twitter.com/ochancoco191/status/1386656505491910658

In protest of the crass capitalist holiday known as Valentine's Day and to celebrate brotherly affection for our D&D friends (who are doing a similar thread), we are offering special holiday 6 hour probations to anyone who wants one.

Just reply below with your <username or name> and <valentine's day / romance term> and you'll get an AI generated story about you from https://narrative-device.herokuapp.com/ as the text and I'll also toss in a randomly picked Chinese/Soviet friendship poster from this link: https://hornet.com/stories/communist-propaganda-russian-chinese/

For example text, when I put in "Azathoth" and "Valentine's Day", I get this gem:

"Valentine's Day is always a special day for the couple who love each other. On this day, they exchange love and affection, and often do things like go on romantic dates or visit each other's homes. One couple who loved each other very much did something really special on Valentine's Day. They took a trip to Azathoth."

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Buck Wildman / Pathfinder DLC

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That Spooky Witch
Jun 16, 2017

All hail the triune god
That Spooky Witch / Box of Microplastic-laden Chocolates

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Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
Bastard Tetris / Garfield

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
tenderjerk / mutual JO session with friends (no gay stuff)

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Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Gravid Topiary / strip club breakfast buffet omelette station

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
Radirot / Azathoth and I in a tree (:heysexy:)

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


CaptainBeefart / Brett Butler

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CaptainBeefart has issued a correction as of 22:59 on Feb 14, 2022

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011
Johnny Cache Hit / butt play

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
tokin opposition / Abigail Shapiro

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

redneck nazgul / diamonds

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

the dustcat / the novel coronavirus

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Wheeee / Azathoth

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Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

proletarian mango / sloppy seconds

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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
endless monotony / pandemic isolation

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Mysterious Jim
Sep 7, 2021
Mysterious Jim / Dustin Waterhole

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i got bad news
Apr 9, 2020
i got bad news / pussy threat

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Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

reverend dr / right clicking bitcoin wallets

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

zetamind2000 / stimulus check

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Arivia / romantic joke probe

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