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kalel posted:I'm the heist caterer Oh thank gently caress, I'm so sick of doing heists with no catering. They expect me to bring a bag lunch like some kind of rear end in a top hat? |
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I'm the sister, and.... *record scratch*... they let a NERD in the crew? But just wait until we have to infiltrate the big gala and I take off my big dorky glasses let my hair down-- I guarantee you THIS kitten's got claws... in ALL the right places.
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Feb 24, 2022 00:10
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I think one of the aims of the heist should be to steal back the surplus value appropriated by capital. |
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Feb 26, 2022 12:17
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What do you mean we have to pay for our own bread truck delivery man uniforms? |
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Feb 26, 2022 18:46
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Everyone is in charge of their own disguises but just don't be like that one guy who came dressed as a clown. |
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Feb 27, 2022 10:45
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Come disguised as your favorite jedi but they HAVE to be canon and no overlap, the feds will rumble us immediately if we roll up just like nine Darth Mauls like last time.
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Feb 27, 2022 14:33
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*one security eagerly tugging the other one's sleeve* Hey! Wow! Look on the feed, is that Darth Revan?? Better let him in to the vault, he might have important business down th-waaaaaaaait a minute-- he's not canon, not since April 25, 2014. Turn on the gas, boys. *second, wiser security guard* Not so fast! I just read an article on Comicbookresources.com that said he was quietly brought back IN to canon via a blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference in The Rise of Skywalker Visual Dictionary. Turn off the gas boys... and turn ON the candy sprinklers.
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Feb 27, 2022 14:37
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I'm still working contingencies, but I'll be in my Pinkie Pie onsie. Don't judge me, it helps me focus on contingencies. |
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Feb 27, 2022 15:33
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the ol' Trojan Horse gambit... risky but classic
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Feb 27, 2022 15:54
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How Wonderful! posted:Come disguised as your favorite jedi but they HAVE to be canon and no overlap, the feds will rumble us immediately if we roll up just like nine Darth Mauls like last time. i wanna be spider-man
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Feb 27, 2022 19:02
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I mean our base of operations WILL be a giant wooden horse outside of the site. It's on the principle that any large wooden horse is such a dead give away that there's a caper going on that actually it must be sheer coincidence and of no concern to any lookout and if anything a distraction away from optically low key risks that are actual threats. I'll be chilling in the giant horse in my Pinkie Pie onesie thinking up contingencies. |
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Feb 27, 2022 19:31
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How Wonderful! posted:*one security eagerly tugging the other one's sleeve* guess I should come clean... it was me. I heisted the IP for Darth revan in 2014 and Kathleen Kennedy was so embarrassed she just tossed 99% of the other canon in the trash. I felt bad though so I un-heisted it just in time for RoS's release |
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Feb 28, 2022 20:03
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i have a cool catchphrase that i always say on big heists: "none of this would have happened if we stuck to the plan!!"
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Feb 28, 2022 20:23
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Prurient Squid posted:I mean our base of operations WILL be a giant wooden horse outside of the site. It's on the principle that any large wooden horse is such a dead give away that there's a caper going on that actually it must be sheer coincidence and of no concern to any lookout and if anything a distraction away from optically low key risks that are actual threats. I'll be chilling in the giant horse in my Pinkie Pie onesie thinking up contingencies. Get out of there now! |
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Feb 28, 2022 22:33
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kalel posted:guess I should come clean... it was me. I heisted the IP for Darth revan in 2014 and Kathleen Kennedy was so embarrassed she just tossed 99% of the other canon in the trash. I felt bad though so I un-heisted it just in time for RoS's release When this job's over, we'll never have to work another day in our lives... we can make Darth Revan kiss whoever we want and nobody can stop us. We can make him kiss Sonic. We can make him kiss Judging Amy. We can make him kiss Moses. Can you imagine the kind of power I'm talking about?? We're writing ourselves a blank check!!!!!
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Feb 28, 2022 22:38
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Who erased the white board? I spent two hours drawing those diagrams last night. |
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Mar 1, 2022 02:12
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Space Taxi posted:Who erased the white board? I spent two hours drawing those diagrams last night. Sorry, they use this room for Intro German right after this and it was conjugation day. The good news is somebody left behind half an Arizona Iced Tea.
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Mar 1, 2022 03:07
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balaclava $25 black turtleneck $90 leather gloves $35 luxury sunglasses $15000 combat boots $50 somebody who's good at budgeting heists please help. my family is dying |
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Mar 1, 2022 03:34
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kalel posted:balaclava $25 I know a guy who can get the turtleneck for $75 |
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Mar 1, 2022 03:58
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im the security guard but i actually just had a family emergency (lie: i actually made that up to avoid coming into work on a monday) which makes things much easier for you |
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Mar 2, 2022 20:47
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kalel posted:balaclava $25 |
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Mar 2, 2022 22:28
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kalel posted:balaclava $25 maybe you could buy less luxury sunglasses |
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Mar 3, 2022 20:40
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Heist the sunglasses as practice
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