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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
haha just kidding, everything is stupid and frustrating and will be forever!

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Sometimes I'll look out the window and get transfixed by the swaying of the trees or the way the clouds are zipping across a cerulean sky
and for a few brief moments as my brain does nothing but watch those motions I will feel complete tranquility


and then my slack window will flash red or my phone will vibrate and the poo poo of the world we made comes flooding back in

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
google "hentai" and thank me later

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Sometimes I'll look out the window and get transfixed by the swaying of the trees or the way the clouds are zipping across a cerulean sky
and for a few brief moments as my brain does nothing but watch those motions I will feel complete tranquility


and then my slack window will flash red or my phone will vibrate and the poo poo of the world we made comes flooding back in

yeah sometimes i'll be like you know, checking out the dollar aisle at dollar heneral (i like to call it "the general D")

and all of a sudden the utter absurdity and frankly insane awesomeness of being a conscious, aware being in a universe that is so utterly vast and as far as we know mostly cold and dead and empty, and here i am, i'm looking at this bottle of hot sauce and i'm thinking "how hot could it be"

and it just, it just hits me. like, in a way that all of reality is just... breaking open. like i had done LSD, but i hadn't done. just lookin at the bare fuckin source code of reality, or what my brain thinks is reality

and i'll be like... you know, in that moment, it's pretty easy and obvious to be like "yes, this is it, people should be cool to each other and we should never, any of us, none of us should EVER stress about money or... or twitter... or ANY of it... it's SO OBVIOUS

gently caress

i forget what my point was.... but yeah

gently caress

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

the real beauty is outside the world, like the sun, looking directly at it for a sustained period gives you a new perspective.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Everything sucks, but sometimes it doesn't suck as much. Enjoy those moments.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
mayve if i smoke enough weed i'll get the willpower to walk to the gay bar literally 1 miles from my apartment

lmao god drat i have just totally fuckin gave up haha

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


:nws:https://i.imgur.com/iLzXIu0.png:nws:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Feb 19, 2022

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
thats fuckin beautiful

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Someone please photoshop The Krust into this as Satan.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Feb 19, 2022

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Every day is a miracle

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0&t=4s

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





sorry you were saying somethin op?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

yo

where do I find a pig with cajones like that

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute
does it sometimes feel like you are about to burst?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
You know, OP, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful... if you just take the time to look at it.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

a plastic bag in a little dust devil and im the most beautiful thing in the world... when you gonna rape that girl?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Devils Affricate posted:

yo

where do I find a pig with cajones like that

looks like somewhere in east asia. i want to visit that region one day. i hear good things about their food scene

and of course the hills are filled with pigs with huge balls

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003



Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:gas:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Someone please photoshop The Krust into this as Satan.

ok

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/oXSVMkn.jpg:nws:

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Feb 19, 2022

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



Is she playing golf or about to beat me with that thing. I need to know how turned on I should be.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


that woman's hair looks like a black garbage bag and now you cant unsee it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
theres a lot of piss too though OP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Feb 19, 2022

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Come on y'all, you know GBS shouldn't have inline NWS (pig balls excepted)

y'all know better than this!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Smdh when these supposedly Christian forums don't let you show the face of our Lord and Savior for all to see

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Smdh when these supposedly Christian forums don't let you show the face of our Lord and Savior for all to see

me irl

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Stand for the P
Kneel for the D

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:



sorry you were saying somethin op?

They took her vagina bones!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Das Boo posted:

They took her vagina bones!

I’m not sure if HRT makes you grow vagina bones or not.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/iLzXIu0.png:nws:

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Was expecting the goatman, but that was pretty dope.

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