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I mean, the kid's name is Kung Fu, not someone to be messed with!
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Feb 20, 2022 11:45
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Dear Santa, In my restless dreams, I see that town. North Pole. You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did. Well, I'm alone here now... In our 'special place'... Waiting for you... Waiting for you to come to see me. But you never do. And so I wait, wrapped in my cocoon of stockings and wrapping paper. I know I've done a terrible thing to you. Something you'll never forgive me for. I wish I could change that, but I can't. I feel so merry and jolly laying here, waiting for you... Every day I stare up at the blinking lights in the tree and all I can think about is how festive it all is... The magi came today. They told me I could go caroling for a short time. It’s not that I'm getting merrier. It’s just that this may be my last chance... I think you know what I mean... Even so, I'm glad to be staying up past my bedtime. I've missed you terribly. But I'm afraid, Santa. I'm afraid you don't really want to come down my chimney. Whenever you come see me, I can tell how hard it is on you... I don't know if you think I'm naughty or nice... Or maybe I just act naughty... I'm sorry about that. When I first learned that I was going to get coal, I just didn't want to accept it. I was so covered in snow all the time and I struck out at everyone I loved most. Especially you, Santa. That's why I understand if you do think I'm naughty. But I want you to know this, Santa. I'll always love you. Even though our Holidays together had to end like this, I still wouldn't trade it for the world. We had some wonderful years together. Well, this letter has gone on too long, so I'll say goodbye. I told the elves to give this to you after I'm in bed. That means that as you read this, I'm already asleep. I can't tell you to remember me, but I can't bear for you to forget me. These last few years since I became a tween... I'm such a Scrooge for what I did to you, did to us... You've given me so much and I haven't been able to return a single thing. That's why I want you to deliver presents for other children now. Do what's best for you, Santa. Santa... You made me happy. |
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Feb 20, 2022 20:20
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Thats sort of sad but also sweet. I enjoyed it either way!
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Feb 21, 2022 02:35
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Dear Tooth Fairy, Unless you put $5,000,000 under my pillow tonight, I will eat all the candy I can grind between my teeth. I will chew all the rock candy. All of the acidy chocolate and enamel dissolving yummies. This will deprive you of your income, as my teeth will rot away to nothing, rendering them useless- never will they grace the underside of my pillow. I will also consume mass quantities of sugary drinks, forgo brushing my teeth, and drink only orange juice to dissolve the dentin coating my teeth. I want to wake up with the ceiling pressed against my face because of all the dead presidents populating under my pillow. I wish to get paid. Sincerely, Pot Smoke Phoenix |
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