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I'd say my dishwasher, because it would always be judging the things I eat and drink and criticizing me
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 07:32 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:00 |
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The dental floss
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 07:58 |
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terlet
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:38 |
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I want everything in my house to crack wise
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:41 |
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butt plug probably
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:50 |
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The desktop computer.
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:51 |
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My bedside fan would be pretty annoying. I can't sleep at all if I can hear talking, which is why I have a bedside fan.......
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:52 |
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endlessmonotony posted:The desktop computer. Come to think of it that's the most expensive thing in my house I can just get a new butt plug and let the old one go free or like toss it in a fire if its evil or something, my computer is much harder to replace
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:53 |
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Wallet would be pretty funny. It'd always be all like WHEW! I WAS DYIN' IN THERE! (laugh track) whenever you take it out of your pocket
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 08:55 |
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My wife
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 09:17 |
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endlessmonotony posted:The desktop computer. i cannot believe people are saying anything other than this i mean lmao
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 09:28 |
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some of us use laptops ok??
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 09:28 |
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My butt plug OP.
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 09:32 |
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My epidermis
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 09:52 |
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Myself. I wish I were a pee zombie That's a little philosophy joke for you phds out there on these august fora
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 10:03 |
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My shameful soviet karaoke machine
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 10:12 |
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my wife please take her lol
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 10:16 |
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I've done horrible things to my toilet and I won't be able to face it's recriminations. and thats just today.
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 11:38 |
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myself
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 11:48 |
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Bad Purchase posted:terlet
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 12:05 |
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My Billie Eilish Signature Edition Amazon Echo
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 13:01 |
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The doorknob I pleasure myself with.
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 13:06 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My Billie Eilish Signature Edition Amazon Echo
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 13:11 |
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your mum lol
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