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Escape From Noise

I promise I won't murder you to get tot he money faster. That goes for everyone! No murders! But if you are murdered, that still counts as you dying and thus making you no longer eligible to win.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 15:45

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:26

Dr. Chainsaws PhD

sure why not. i love their pizza rolls

# ? Mar 3, 2022 16:25

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I thought this thread smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!

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# ? Mar 3, 2022 16:35

nut

to the rest of the tontine: and if we reach 37 and are all single, we have to promise to marry each other

# ? Mar 3, 2022 17:23

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I'm 37 and single

# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:31

Manifisto

instead of money, I'm contributing the responsibility to avenge my death, as well as some dishes and laundry that need to be done

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:35

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

where's the gravy i thought there was supposed to be gravy

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I'm already old, so that means I'm winning, right?

# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:43

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

where's the gravy i thought there was supposed to be gravy

Please join my tourtiere.

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# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:49

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i shall race u all 2 the gwave

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:58

nut

faking my death so i can come back and claim the tontine in season 2

# ? Mar 3, 2022 19:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I like to make the tontine with pesto and artichoke hearts. It's totally worth outliving the rest of you for.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 19:21

biosterous

tontines are illegal in some place so joining is a crime so i'm in

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Mar 3, 2022 19:35

Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

where's the gravy i thought there was supposed to be gravy

It's all gravy, my orb.

# ? Mar 4, 2022 00:21

Robot Made of Meat

Escape From Noise posted:

It's all gravy, my orb.

It's gravy all the way down.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Mar 4, 2022 04:26

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:26

Escape From Noise

Wow! Thanks for joining, everyone! Why don't you all come over to my place for some tontea (definitely not poisoned!).

# ? Mar 5, 2022 06:24

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