im getting tired of healing myself by kissing the sacred rose

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nut

it�s fantastic that nary even a car crash can take me down but there�s a gross kinda lip film stuck on the petals and I can start to smell my old breath whenever I kiss it

# ? Mar 8, 2022 22:26

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:29

nut

Also, whenever I have a tummyhurt, everyone just thinks I�m kissing the rose for fun which is bs because pain can happen in the inside even in someone who looks fine

# ? Mar 8, 2022 22:26

nut

I feel a new weird kind of pain when everyone stares at me whenever I use my Rose Fastpass to cut the line but they dunno I didn�t pay full price I used a coupon code from Honey. kissing the rose does not get rid of this additional pain

# ? Mar 8, 2022 22:30

nut

sometimes I intentionally graze my hands over the Thorns of Destiny and pretend it is an accident. yes it will condemn my after days but it also gives me that little extra kick of pain before I kiss the sacred rose

# ? Mar 8, 2022 22:33

nut

sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I was a Major Knight and all I had to do no matter the injury was just wrap a bandage around my forearm or use that spray from resident evil. I think about it a lot while I�m in line at the garden

# ? Mar 8, 2022 22:38

nut

I kissed my wife before bed yesterday for the very first time. it was ok

# ? Mar 9, 2022 05:44

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Never kiss me or my rose ever again

# ? Mar 9, 2022 13:20

google THIS

*kisses the rose* blehhh

# ? Mar 9, 2022 14:16

nut

I asked the guard if they can�t like wipe it down or something I mean we�re in a pandemic and he laughed and said the rose is naturally antiseptic you just gotta make sure you achieve direct contact by avoiding the growing crusts

# ? Mar 9, 2022 15:14

nut

*getting a paper cut at work* well great there goes my day

# ? Mar 9, 2022 15:15

FutonForensic

Mah toungth ith thtuck to the thacred rosth

# ? Mar 9, 2022 15:48

google THIS

The one on the grey is a better kisser tbh

# ? Mar 9, 2022 17:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

The one on the grey is a better kisser tbh

drat u

I had a similar one in the chamber, locked and loaded

:baduk:

# ? Mar 10, 2022 03:43

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

nut have you considered its not a sacred rose but infact a scared rose? stop trying to kiss it you creepazoid

# ? Mar 10, 2022 05:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

kissing a flower. what's this world coming to?

# ? Mar 10, 2022 05:18

google THIS

Yeah, that's Jimmy No-Lips. Lost his lips in a freak lawnmower accident in '14. Every so often he comes out and stares at the rose. No one knows what to say to him, and it's not like he can say anything decipherable back anyway

# ? Mar 10, 2022 14:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Yeah, that's Jimmy No-Lips. Lost his lips in a freak lawnmower accident in '14. Every so often he comes out and stares at the rose. No one knows what to say to him, and it's not like he can say anything decipherable back anyway

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 10, 2022 14:30

nut

google THIS posted:

Yeah, that's Jimmy No-Lips. Lost his lips in a freak lawnmower accident in '14. Every so often he comes out and stares at the rose. No one knows what to say to him, and it's not like he can say anything decipherable back anyway

# ? Mar 10, 2022 15:53

nut

Jimmy Lips in early 2014 trips while mowing his lawn, tumbling aside as his mower falls backwards, rearing up its base. Laying in the freshly shorn sod, Jimmy notices that the blades of the rotor look familiar. Like petals reaching out from a centre.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 15:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I only kiss the sacred ros�. Doesn't heal my liver, but everything else feels better.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 16:58

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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# ? Mar 10, 2022 17:41

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I haven't kissed the sacred rose in 36 months and frankly I have never felt better, more confident, had more energy, my skin and hair are glowing... my kingdoms have fallen into waste and desolation but I feel fantastic,

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