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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
hi i wanted to make a sorta of a "Catch'em all" thread for when theres gonna be a crime posted. if your about to do a postin crime wait dont do it man instead you can post it here and only your fellow criminals will see it and prolly idk high fives or like whatever things make you feel good (if you ask).

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Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



This thread is a crime

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Thanks OP I was just about to molest myself

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Devils Affricate posted:

Thanks OP I was just about to molest myself

you can b yourself here

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

One man's crime is another man's afternoon pumpkin spice latte

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
hello i am a regular poster just like you, and I would love to hear more about your posting crimes. please be as specific as possible, because I would like to know how to replicate your posting crimes (you seem to be a master posting criminal, and I salute you)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Imma hardcore forum gangsta on the loose!
Ive been crimin' so long I can't even remember all the crime i done did.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i just fingered myself in the butt

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Crime me a river.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
dumpin two kindsa beans and some corn and some broccoli into my chili I DONT GIVE A poo poo

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
now theres poo poo on my finger and i didnt bother to clean it off before typing this post. you are reading words that have touched my poo poo

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Seth Pecksniff posted:

hello i am a regular poster just like you, and I would love to hear more about your posting crimes. please be as specific as possible, because I would like to know how to replicate your posting crimes (you seem to be a master posting criminal, and I salute you)

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Geoffrey's gonna get a visit from the Postal Inspectors

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm gonna eat all of the forum's sjhit supply. It will be a greater heist than Fort Knox

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I feel stupid having posted in this thread.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Zeluth posted:

I feel stupid having posted in this thread.

hey man do you want a hi five or like how can i help??

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

TheSpamalope posted:

hey man do you want a hi five or like how can i help??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




holding akimbo keyboards sideways as i blast out post after post

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



idk op you have to prove to me you're a real poster. say something only a poster would say

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
gabagool

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
sorry had to put that post here afore i really did a bad crime with it :(

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

LICKING DOORKNOBS IS NOT A CRIME

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