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Is a boat a water tank?
Yes! Boats are big, beautiful water tanks!
No! Tanks and boats are separate, as God intended!
Goku! Because I hate this poll!
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Here we have the tank. Majestic, beautiful, multifunctional weapons designed to take out groups of enemies or heavy weaponry.



Strengths:
- Very strong
- Can blow poo poo up
- Durable against most small arms fire

Weaknesses:
- Javelins, NLAW, other tanks, mines
- very slow, gets stuck in the mud a lot
- can't hold many people, so inefficient for long distance travel

And here we have the boat. Sleek, moves quicker than a tank on water, can be used for pleasure..........OR PAIN.



Strengths:
- Can be used as a vehicle to sail the ocean large
- Can be outfitted with weaponry if desired
- Transports lots of people

Weaknesses:
- Hit below their waterline and it's goodbye boat!
- Submarines, aircraft, bad riveting (Titanic)
- Not very maneuverable

So I ask you, in this first posting tribunal, posting pals, this simple question, so we may answer it once and for all:

Is a boat a water tank?

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Mar 24, 2022

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Oct 12, 2009





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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

So I ask you, in this first posting tribunal, posting pals, this simple question, so we may answer it once and for all:

Is a boat a water tank?

Yes.

So's my dick.

Since three of us have posted ITT now, is the Tribunal complete?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BigBadSteve posted:

Yes.

So's my dick.

Since three of us have posted ITT now, is the Tribunal complete?

The Living Tribunal notes that no, it is not.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
this is what my tax dollars pay for?!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You mean ships, OP

I'll bet you confuse capital and capitol too lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A boat is cooler than a tank because you can live in the boat and also it's the official gay branch of the US armed forces

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBM7z2y15uc

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You don't get shore leave in a tank

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

imagine being so mentally ill that you think a boat is a water tank. ever seen a boat perform a breakout and spearhead an encirclement? do sailors even understand the concept of schwerpunkt? i doubt the navy is even concerned one iota with any display of élan. pathetic

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Naw, a water tank is something you can put water into. A boat is something you can put into water.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


A tank is a land boat I thought we already went through this

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
You disrespect the valiant members of the US Coast Guard. They have served with deserved pride and honor.

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

D 11

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
There tanks of the sea!!!

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