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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fucking in different time signatures?
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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 I gently caress in 3/4, a gentle waltzing gently caress.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

 ive tuned an entire sexual experience to the 1812 orchestra and can usually will myself to climax at the sound of the last cannon fired

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 All I know is that every time I put on Dance of Eternity by Dream Theatre I regret not owning more wet floor signs

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
I gently caress in 3 bars of 15/8 then just one of 4/4 to keep it grounded

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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
im a virgin

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parity
May 16, 2019

all things are nothing to me
I feel like straight sex adheres to a 4/4 time signature, gay sex is some math rock poo poo, but then lesbian sex is like freeform jazz.

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
 sex is an abomination to g*d, actually

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only straight sex

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Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
 Are you guys doing something different on the downbeat?

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 I only gently caress to Money by Pink Floyd.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 I gently caress like ska music. Only offbeat, and desperately screaming "pick it up, pick it up!" as my failure of a penile system forces tears from my eyes as the embarrassment overwhelms me.

The desperation bleats through, like a sad trumpet played by a man who is somehow straight edge and also drunk and high. My checkered past catching up to me, and the realisation of my own actions being responsible for the complete heresy of failure that has become my dick.

I guess I should have stopped skankin'.

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Counting makes me cum, but the alphabet has been a savior. As long as I make it past ooooo pppppp, I'm solid

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 6/8 soul music beat

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When the metronome’s rockin’ don’t bother knockin’.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suckin


fuckin


big drum thumpin

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
https://youtu.be/7lTwA5xMeTM

This is what's playing in my head

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 Playing a harsh noise tape through my effects pedal rig while getting pussy rn AMA

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DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

 Quit rushing the beat!

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
One two three one two one two one two three

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Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

OMFG FURRY posted:

that was me, except its the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina Of Time

This, but it's the Final Fantasy VIII battle theme and its weird time signature.

Tuxide fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Mar 30, 2022

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