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Mylanta is as thick and smooth as she is deadly. Her pale and milky exterior might distract from her well muscled figure and the subcutaneous spikes, lining her arms, legs, and fists. (Yes, she’s smooth and spiky. It’s totally a thing.)
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Garactus is a one billion mile tall humanoid alien that eats planets but his cock is only 3.5" long erect and it's almost never erect and it also looks smaller because his pubes are made out of full size dragons so that makes him super mad when he fights.
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Mar 26, 2022 05:22
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Nigma is a fat and unfunny poster who wears sandals and Hawaiian shirts. He defeats his enemies by autistically* cowering, then when the enemy turns away in disgust he dishonorably slits their throat from behind or stabs them in the back or whatever. *I’m allowed to say it
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Mar 26, 2022 05:49
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Mayor Boogiewoogie is a mayor and wears a mayor suit. He is only good at being a mayor, so he can only fight by throwing political enamel pins and cowering.
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Mar 26, 2022 05:58
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Bayoneta totally legally distinct from the Platinum Games LLC character Bayonetta
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Mar 26, 2022 06:07
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Hellfucker is a 7 foot tall ex convict with leathery skin with tattoos of skulls all over it and he carries a large chain with a sharp hook on the end that he swings around as a weapon. His deranged lizard-like brain can only process three basic impulses: eating, loving, and killing.
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Mar 26, 2022 06:20
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Slurk is blam, and explosive prone. He eats death paste and doesn't die. He is also extremely damage, and very kill. He doesn't like to die, ever, and is extremely kill. He kills.
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Mar 26, 2022 07:07
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Uchiha Bootyblaster is a rogue ninja who gained the power of the Mangekyou Sharingan by murdering his childhood Trumpy Bear,* and fights using his signature elemental ninjutsu, Methane Release *2 easy payments of $29.95, no returns accepted for damaged bears
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Mar 26, 2022 07:08
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Unbeatable Winner is an invincible fighter who has never known defeat. Unbeatable Winner will always win and cannot be beaten
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Mar 26, 2022 08:02
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The fighter known as Bear is an actual loving bear. Her special power is mauling.
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Mar 26, 2022 09:56
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A fighter who tortured and destroyed my body and I hope he loses.
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Mar 26, 2022 10:12
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The flipper machine from Robot Wars.
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Mar 26, 2022 10:38
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A bronze statue of boxer Evander Holyfield that captures a pose of him mid-punch and people keep inexplicably walking into the outstretched fist on the statue and knocking themselves out.
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Mar 26, 2022 11:49
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OP get back, we need to know who wins.
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Mar 28, 2022 06:14
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CAT SNAKE
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