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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

Need to plug up the ocean thermal vents then. gently caress the ocean.

Or we could open more vents, so the water could drain in to the earth's core. Lower the ocean levels by a good 40 or 50 feet and Miami should be good for ages.

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:05

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:07

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Solar Tornado posted:

Will there be enough mountains for everyone?

If we need more mountains, we just dig up the coast and pile it up inland! Problem solved!

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:08

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Or we could open more vents, so the water could drain in to the earth's core. Lower the ocean levels by a good 40 or 50 feet and Miami should be good for ages.

Would also cool down the core, win win

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:11

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I bet if we put all nukes on the sun side of Earth and blow them all up at the right moment, we'll gently glide further away from our hateful star and get a cooler climate whilst nuclear disarming every nation and leading to permanent peace on earth

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:15

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Or we could open more vents, so the water could drain in to the earth's core. Lower the ocean levels by a good 40 or 50 feet and Miami should be good for ages.

give this man a promotion

# ? Mar 28, 2022 23:21

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Colonel Cancer posted:

I bet if we put all nukes on the sun side of Earth and blow them all up at the right moment, we'll gently glide further away from our hateful star and get a cooler climate whilst nuclear disarming every nation and leading to permanent peace on earth

I need to play Earth 2150 again.

# ? Mar 29, 2022 19:19

DemonToadGoat: Jan 12, 2015

some great suggestions ITT.
I like the idea of sinking the ocean, think of all the discoveries we could find! Atlantis! The Kaiju gate, a horrible disaster of ocean life being suddenly forced to adapt to life on land. Real estate chaos as old oceanfront isn't anymore and developers scramble to claim the new land.

Also colonel cancer, with the idea to pilot our little planet, also very cool. But imagine you get the trajectory wrong? And earths final song is space oddity.

# ? Mar 29, 2022 20:41

Hasselblad: Dec 13, 2017; My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.