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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's like a shittier dragon

It's what you get when you try to redesign dragons because americans whined and complained about a freaking mythical beast being too unrealistic.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Drakes are kind of like dragons. More common, but smaller and less powerful. Critically, they lack two VERY important abilities that dragons have. 1) They cannot breath fire. 2) They cannot transform into a beautiful humanoid woman/dragon and marry you.


e: I hereby petition to rename this The Drakes N' Dragons Thread.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's like a shittier dragon
so whats a dragoon?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

so whats a dragoon?

it's like a drake but better

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

numberoneposter posted:

so whats a dragoon?

Probably that goon who runs the dragon thread :shrug:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

numberoneposter posted:

so whats a dragoon?

I think it’s infantry that rode horses for transportation but didn’t fight while mounted on them (which would have made the cavalry). Their legend became a Ps1 game.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Did you know that Drake is from TORONTO???

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Cacator posted:

Did you know that Drake is from TORONTO???

Canada is a relatively normal country because they keep shipping all the weirdos to America.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Take that back, there's nothing normal about loving Canada.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm actually in canada rn

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
My condolences

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drake not getting invited to the oscars

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ErrorInvalidUser posted:

drake not getting invited to the oscars



lol

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
started on degrassi now we here, in this wonderful thread

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

kntfkr posted:

Started as a child star now I'm here.

hey joke thief way to just reuse your "started as a bottom now we here, started as a bottom now the whole crew verse" joke. maybe a little more originality please

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Mac and Cheese posted:

hey joke thief way to just reuse your "started as a bottom now we here, started as a bottom now the whole crew verse" joke. maybe a little more originality please

i lose track of which jokes i have told irl or in the matrix (gbs) thank you for your feedback

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
everyone is a tough guy these days

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think the media favors him because he looks like Nero but Nero is a dead bitch so nobody should give a gently caress.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

kntfkr posted:

i lose track of which jokes i have told irl or in the matrix (gbs) thank you for your feedback

you're welcome it's okay if i steal your jokes but don't you dare reuse one of your own ever again

another drake joke:

drake won't sleep with any girl who already has de grassi

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHPDP-q3EIY

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ErrorInvalidUser posted:

everyone is a tough guy these days

not me. even if drake is only tough guy adjacent he could probably take me in a fight. itd really suck if he held me down and spit in my mouth and called me a little bitch who likes it, because i wouldnt

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's like a shittier dragon

It depends on the setting. Some use it as a name for young, small dragons. Some use it for a separate, dragonlike but lesser creature.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Poop stink like piss

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Poop stink like piss

whatever it smells like, it smells like the op's posts

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

more like jake imo

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

The toughest Drake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKe4qiOYFyM

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