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sublet it and live out my shameful landlord power fantasies
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STABASS posted:sublet it and live out my shameful landlord power fantasies You're missing out on an office, friend.
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Apr 1, 2022 17:43
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Peggy Edson posted:Jack off dungeon. You can jack off any time you like but you can never leave.
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Apr 1, 2022 17:59
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do something kramer (from seinfeld) would do
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Apr 1, 2022 18:03
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numberoneposter posted:do something kramer (from seinfeld) would do "The markets CRASHING Jerry!"
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Apr 1, 2022 18:30
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Use it as the straight sex bedroom. The main bedroom is for gay sex, natch.
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Apr 1, 2022 18:46
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naem posted:what if there’s like, a second floor, that’s like, a walkout basement, with weird carpeting and like, the laundry is down there, and it looks like there is a place you could put a toilet for a second half bath (next to the utility sink) and, like, you know for security you lock the sliding glass door (that opens to the shared outdoor area NO GRILLING) with a broom stick in the door channel and, you tell your second wife’s kid from her first marriage YOU CAN LIVE IN THE BASEMENT ITS COOL HAHA but then you have to like, walk past their stuff to do laundry and there is no door and they only come every other weekend but IN THEORY you could put like a treadmill and a second tv down there what then are yuou middle class then We were looking at one of those. It actually looked p cool. I’ll always be a basement dweller at heart.
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mysterious frankie posted:We were looking at one of those. It actually looked p cool. I’ll always be a basement dweller at heart. same
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Apr 1, 2022 20:17
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Peggy Edson posted:Jack off dungeon. oh you mean a masturbatorium
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Apr 1, 2022 20:26
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I'd have bad dreams about it
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Apr 1, 2022 20:53
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Luvcow posted:oh you mean a masturbatorium 
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Apr 1, 2022 22:23
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welcome, come on in, take a seat, and blow a load off
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Apr 1, 2022 22:27
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naem posted:what if there’s like, a second floor, that’s like, a walkout basement, with weird carpeting and like, the laundry is down there, and it looks like there is a place you could put a toilet for a second half bath (next to the utility sink) and, like, you know for security you lock the sliding glass door (that opens to the shared outdoor area NO GRILLING) with a broom stick in the door channel and, you tell your second wife’s kid from her first marriage YOU CAN LIVE IN THE BASEMENT ITS COOL HAHA but then you have to like, walk past their stuff to do laundry and there is no door and they only come every other weekend but IN THEORY you could put like a treadmill and a second tv down there what then are yuou middle class then If you were middle class you could afford a cloth to screen off the basement and give your second wife’s kid from her first marriage a little privacy. Unless alimony is excessive (it probably is now I think of it).
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Apr 2, 2022 15:28
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To contribute: I'd fill the room with a ballpit and hold a Gooncon there. Then I'd burn it down.
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Apr 2, 2022 16:10
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Cut a hole in the ceiling to stargaze from or if you're not on the top floor you can look at your neighbors upstairs. Maybe they got cool poo poo up there.
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Apr 2, 2022 17:16
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Probably just let junk pile up in there, honestly
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Apr 2, 2022 17:50
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My second bedroom is literally a storage room for my bike and other crap I don't use often.
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Apr 2, 2022 17:53
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Gamer guy piss factory
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Apr 2, 2022 18:08
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Stripper pole so I could film tiktoks where I bust out with sick stripper pole moves while playing the clarinet. My kingdom built from viral videos will last a thousand years.
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Apr 2, 2022 19:00
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I knew Kenny g was a goon.
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Apr 2, 2022 23:53
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I would build a huge fireplace that took up a third of the room and didn't fit with any of the other decor in the room. Also, a hat rack for my fedoras.
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no sex happenin in that man-pad
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