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Heather Papps

hello friend


will update thread as the situation develops. i can't believe i swallowed a whole wad of gauze while trying to take some pills but i guess it's not the rarest or most dangerous thing, based on my "swallowed gauze die?" google searches.

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
gauze in his heaven, all's right with the world





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Heather Papps

hello friend


my tummy is upset. who would have guessed!?!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
They say it's healthy to eat lots of fiber, but . . .

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I've heard of soft BMs but this is ridiculous

google THIS

No one cares if you eat gauze, but the second you drink it you'll be all the gauze sip :dadjoke:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:ohdear: ...papps?

alnilam

Barking Gecko posted:

They say it's healthy to eat lots of fiber, but . . .



Areola Grande posted:

I've heard of soft BMs but this is ridiculous



google THIS posted:

No one cares if you eat gauze, but the second you drink it you'll be all the gauze sip :dadjoke:

lmao

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
a poo poo will come out all dressed up in gauzy lingerie. a sexy poo poo. trying to lure you into a watery grave in the toilet



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

FutonForensic

Dr. Honked posted:

a poo poo will come out all dressed up in gauzy lingerie. a sexy poo poo. trying to lure you into a watery grave in the toilet

dozens of sailors shoving OP out of the way to get drowned by a turd siren

Heather Papps

hello friend



hello i am here with some more information about the gauze: it is no longer in my body.

however i think it set off my guts in a bad way and last nite i awoke at like midnite and could not fall back asleep until around 10?

my surgery site barely hurts but hot dam my guts are in a way



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Why did you do it? Just begauze?

Heather Papps

hello friend


i was attempting to take some pills, and took a big gulp of water to get em down, then searched my mouth with my tongue for the gauze to no avail

here is a fun gauze fact. it's named after gaza, the place that produced the best earliest gauze.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

alnilam

I'm loving the gauze fact



ty manifisto

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the male gauze



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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

google THIS

Through the teeth, between the jaws, look out stomach, here comes gauze!

NumptyScrub

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
eat the gauze, drink the geuze, pet the goose

what you do with the geezer is between you and them :pervert:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Drink drink gauze

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Drink drink gauze

Except in Wisconsin or whatever where they say, "drink drink gauze drink"

google THIS

It was a lost gauze

google THIS

I've heard of salad dressing but this is ridiculous

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
what if gauze was one of us





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

I've heard of salad dressing but this is ridiculous

:hf:

alnilam

google THIS posted:

I've heard of salad dressing but this is ridiculous

biosterous




google THIS posted:

No one cares if you eat gauze, but the second you drink it you'll be all the gauze sip :dadjoke:



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
you're only supposed to swallow gauze to stop internal bleeding. if you dont have internal bleeding, you will need to get some for the gauze to do anything. i usually get it by swallowing a whole knife and wash it down with a handful of pokemon bandaids and i get in trouble with my mom a lot for this

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