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do not gently caress around ITT. I've already anticipated ur every intention u trolls |
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I'm straight |
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Tomfoolery posted:I'm straight unlikely 
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I like GIRLS I like their vaginas I know that the vagina is the elastic, muscular part of the female genital tract. Would a gay man know that? |
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Be a Bloke; Don't Tell Jokes |
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Goofs Are GONE
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*drawing a knife and approaching aggressively* Are you trying to make some kind of... April DIPSHIT out of me? Am I an April Fucker to you? You think I'm just some kind of April IDIOT to be JERKED AROUND ALL DAY, Tyson Chicken, huh? Is that what you think? Is that you think, Tyson Chicken, you FREAK, you GARBAGE CAN????? *Tyson Chicken cowering, using large cardboard printout of tweet asserting that Tyson Chicken Anytime Dippers will now be covfefe shaped as a flimsy makeshift shield*
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It is April, fools!
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Hey thread, i dont wanna embarrass ya but looks like your flys down *fingers at the ready, poo poo eating grin already plastered all over my face just waiting for you to look down |
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Nah its cool you can trust me April Fools isnt until tomorrow. Yeah its still march 32nd your good man |
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I ran out of blackberries, so I made an April Fool instead. Eat it, please. Large |
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How Wonderful! posted:*drawing a knife and approaching aggressively* you tell em. gently caress em up.
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i don’t think being chill is good AMPRILS FOOLS xDDDD
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my niece told me the pranks she pulled today. they are pretty devious. prank the first: make a little cracker and cheese sammich snack thing, but cut the centre of the cheese out, fill with toothpaste, and give it to your dad. prank the second: cut the top off a strawberry, hollow it out and then fill with peanut butter, then give it to your little brother. i'm honestly impressed. she's a natural.
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Heather Papps posted:prank the second: cut the top off a strawberry, hollow it out and then fill with peanut butter, then give it to your little brother. this sounds delicious though
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How Wonderful! posted:this sounds delicious though she already understands the golden rule of pranks: confuse, don't abuse
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I am preparing a series of elaborate pranks on my future self. the only issue I have here is inducing amnesia after I set everything up so my future self won't expect anything. I have gathered the following options: (1) comically large wooden mallet for noggin bonking; (2) jug of intoxicating liquid with "XXX" on the label; (3) carefully cultivated identity as CIA super soldier and assassin thus making me a prime target for plot-forwarding loss of memory followed by a hazy awakening adrift at sea with bullets lodged in my back. not sure which of these options will ultimately do the trick but I'm looking forward to experimenting!
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Manifisto posted:I am preparing a series of elaborate pranks on my future self. the only issue I have here is inducing amnesia after I set everything up so my future self won't expect anything. I have gathered the following options: (1) comically large wooden mallet for noggin bonking; (2) jug of intoxicating liquid with "XXX" on the label; (3) carefully cultivated identity as CIA super soldier and assassin thus making me a prime target for plot-forwarding loss of memory followed by a hazy awakening adrift at sea with bullets lodged in my back. not sure which of these options will ultimately do the trick but I'm looking forward to experimenting! Oh, you're going to Total Recall prank yourself, like Arnold Schwarzenegger |
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Sounds slightly more like a Paycheck situation, either way enjoy your Philip K Dick tier prank |
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i think butts are only okay, at the max
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i kissed a girl and i liked it
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How Wonderful! posted:*drawing a knife and approaching aggressively* |
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