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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:synpa:

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
fuckin token doesn't funge

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009



:mods:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I'm funging this post rn

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Alan 00x

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Allen Oocks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
New Fuckin Thread by Alan OOX

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also didn’t someone do that like a couple months ago? I remember seeing that pic before.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Alan00X - Crazy rear end wrenchin' with attitude!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Alan beat and killed me pass it on

rude!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Alan beat and killed me pass it on

More likely you almost killed yourself by beating your own meat long and super hard while fantasising yourself taking the virginity of the lithe and sexy Alan 00X!

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 4, 2022

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

this post is now an nft

and it's worth far more than the op's virginity

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Alan 00X posted:

lol it's cool I already know I'm never getting laid

not with that attitude. chicks dig confidence. next time u see a girl at the gym u like and she has her cell phone tucked into her lululemons, yank that phone out and lick the sweat off the screen to show your confidence and you will be laid in no time Alan 00X, my main man.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




after the nft has been redeemed for the virginity what happens to it? it can't be destroyed because it's on the blockchain forever. if it's sold, the new owner would also be entitled right?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Anime isn't gonna help you get laid buddy.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
^^^^^^ don't listen to pennywise the frown alan. if there's one thing girls like more than confidence it is WALL SCROLLS of characters from your favorite anime


Bad Purchase posted:

after the nft has been redeemed for the virginity what happens to it? it can't be destroyed because it's on the blockchain forever. if it's sold, the new owner would also be entitled right?

this is correct.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

my tokens, jerry. they're being FUNGED!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:jerry:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

kntfkr posted:

at the gym

Lol k

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people making dollars off of my virginity sonofabitch

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

kntfkr posted:

^^^^^^ don't listen to pennywise the frown alan. if there's one thing girls like more than confidence it is WALL SCROLLS of characters from your favorite anime

this is correct.

Yeah, and when you get a date (with a 3D woman), take along your waifu pillow too and act like nothing's wrong. Because women are attracted to men who are confident!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Um, that's cheating. Your pillow will never forgive you.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009

Hang on, so if you put the cigar out on a ladies right rear end cheek, you lose your virginity? Those intersecting red lines aren't headed towards the same point.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




imagine buying this NFT and being op's bagholder :grin:

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Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

imagine buying this NFT and being op's bagholder :grin:

Virgin OP spends every night holding their own bag

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