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 Hold your groin! Good men of Goondor, of Brohan! My balls! I see in you guys the same hole that would take the cock of me. A day may cum when the spermage of men fails, when we cuck our friends and break all balls of gonadship. An ho'er of wacking off and sapphistry when the age of Men cums wanking down. But it is not this gay. This gay we delight!! By all that you hold dong on this good Earth, I bid you cum, Men of the West!!!    
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You have my “my hoe and my rear end.” Goddamn I failed at that quote holy poo poo.
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Apr 9, 2022 02:25
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i'm gandalf
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Apr 9, 2022 02:28
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Cum now! Cum now! Cum! Cum for rodgering... ...and the boner's ending! 
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Apr 9, 2022 02:32
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ok
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Apr 9, 2022 02:33
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share the cum
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Apr 9, 2022 02:36
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Bad Purchase posted:i'm gandalf Hi gabdalf Im a big fan of hats and sticks
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Apr 9, 2022 02:45
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You can be Gandalf but I get to be the giant Eagle. Or Orlando Bloom you pick I guess.
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Apr 9, 2022 02:48
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I'm an Ent. Mysterious, huge powerful wood e: also I haven't had sex in forever...uh..because of a wizard. Yeah that's why.
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Apr 9, 2022 03:02
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the ents lost track of the entwives a whole age ago. you know the ents are doing gay sex now, they gotta be. tolkien couldn't spell out out because of the times, but it's there in the subtext.
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Apr 9, 2022 03:41
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I heard it was the size of a Hobbit's arm!
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Apr 9, 2022 03:47
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neato burrito posted:I heard it was the size of a Hobbit's foot!
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Apr 9, 2022 03:53
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I am no man
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Apr 9, 2022 04:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpJwqAgG4Yc
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Apr 9, 2022 11:59
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Remember that part in the books where Tom Bombadil rescued the hobbits from the grave wight, and then suggested that they frolic around in the grass naked to get the life back in their limbs. I do.
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Apr 9, 2022 12:11
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Is this the same OP who recently posted some pics of Dungeons and Dragons-type bullshit cartoony figures and wanted goons to spend hours learning the rules of the "game" he made up and playing it for reasons? If so, adding a cummies component has improved it a lot, well done.
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Apr 9, 2022 12:20
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Spare a coin for your Bitcher..?..?
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Apr 9, 2022 12:34
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I'm a ball rogue
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