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don't know how we started celebrating rabbit poop and calling it chocolate but whatever, grab that basket and plastic grass and go find some hidden eggs that came form bunny rear end happy easter gbs
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there's a typo in the op and I'm so embarrassed 
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Luvcow posted:there's a typo in the op and I'm so embarrassed 100k queued Enjoy probation (and Easter!) 
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Seth Pecksniff posted:100k queued thank you seth, god bless
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It rained on Friday. Then the weather was warm, clear, and sunny on Saturday. Now it's cloudy outside again. Clearly nature was feeling happier while Jesus was dead.
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Perhaps you should rush into having children so you can experience the holidays through fresh eyes.
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there was brief period in my life where I learned the easter bunny was not real but was not yet informed about santa klaus
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Yaldabaoth posted:It rained on Friday. Then the weather was warm, clear, and sunny on Saturday. Now it's cloudy outside again. Clearly nature was feeling happier while Jesus was dead. 
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Much like many Christian religious holidays the date Easter is celebrated on each year changes based on the lunar calendar. Christians: "look we don't talk about that part a lot ok? Just eat your drat candy."
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Big Beef City posted:Much like many Christian religious holidays the date Easter is celebrated on each year changes based on the lunar calendar. BBC...... Thank u for this informative post.....
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while I fully embrace jesus as a cool guy who was murdered for speaking out against corruption, greed and hatred, i also find it really cool that we get to celebrate rabbits as cool animals that just want to eat, sleep and bang each other honestly not sure where the chocolate eggs come into play but there seems to be a running theme of coprophagia in gbs so I was hoping someone would have the answer
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Luvcow posted:while I fully embrace jesus as a cool guy who was murdered for speaking out against corruption, greed and hatred, i also find it really cool that we get to celebrate rabbits as cool animals that just want to eat, sleep and bang each other It's the Easter Buddy! https://i.imgur.com/CFBcBoV.mp4
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Hop may be the shittiest movie of all time.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It's the Easter Buddy! 
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It's the Easter Buddy! That is a really good
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It's the Easter Buddy! what you doin? you got a carrot buddy!?
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Easter bunny facts He looks like a regular outdoor rabbit But, he morphs into an anthropomorphic rabbit when he enters houses. When he starts to morph, he looks like the little creature thing from Splice
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I used to happily believe in Jesus because I was taught that the bible was written by flawed men and God was actually a lot nicer in real life and was happy so long as I obeyed the golden rules. But no, turns out God really is the Ronald Reagan fuckwit the bible says he is and now he's ending the world because I and a lot of people like me are not living like a proper boomer.
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Did you think humans were suppose to become better people and make the world a better place for future generations? Well you were wrong. Turns out we're suppose to accept how lovely the world is and just bend over and let it kill us.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I used to happily believe in Jesus because I was taught that the bible was written by flawed men and God was actually a lot nicer in real life and was happy so long as I obeyed the golden rules. Chocolate bunnies are hollow just like God's promises.
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Did you know french people have a bell that goes around giving people chocolate instead of the bunny? Haha weird right like wtf
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Linux Pirate posted:Chocolate bunnies are hollow just like God's promises.
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Linux Pirate posted:Chocolate bunnies are hollow just like God's promises. Oh, this should become the new traditional meaning behind the hollow chocolate bunnies, to remind us that believing in Jesus' resurrection won't improve our lives one iota because everything is already predetermined by the laws of nature.
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