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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Very large but bigger? im not so sure
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Apr 21, 2022 22:33
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Fe Fi Fo Fum, I heard there were some midgets in here? Y'all smell
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Apr 21, 2022 22:56
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im 5'11" i sneer down at you smaller "people" ITT, when i bother to notice you
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Apr 21, 2022 23:52
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*washes self with a rag on a stick*
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Apr 22, 2022 00:01
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*slides car seat back all the way* “My dodge intrepid has such good leg room with its cab-forward design. I like your Jeep tho it’s so cute. Look at you all modern and rugged. Don’t ask me to get anything out of the glovebox lol. I would have plenty of room in my dodge intrepid, I could fetch you the manual, gloves, some air freshener, like whatever. I like roughing it though” *plays around with lumbar support for a few minutes before getting it just right* “Ah yeah that’s the stuff”. 
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Apr 22, 2022 00:52
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*gets off the see-saw, letting you crash to the ground*
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Apr 22, 2022 02:18
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I forgive you for getting no respect in your own thread
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Apr 22, 2022 02:44
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I'm 6'2
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Apr 22, 2022 03:18
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i'm 6'ay
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Apr 22, 2022 03:23
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6'9" 420 mm 
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Apr 22, 2022 03:24
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I get all the respect I need at the mini golf course. I bring my own putter and they don’t even say anything about it because they know the champ is in the building. There’s actually plenty of room for an entire set of golf clubs in the trunk of my dodge intrepid but I just bring a putter. The way some of these guys play mini golf you might think they’d need a 9 iron lol. Doesn’t bother me though, just trying to beat my own score. 
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Apr 22, 2022 03:34
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young dumb and full of cum
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Apr 22, 2022 04:50
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Eating a bunch of 'shrooms until I'm definitely bigger than op, I learned this from a little thing called super mario
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Apr 22, 2022 06:34
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Crud I learned it from Alice I knew I was doing it wrong nobody told me 
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Apr 22, 2022 06:36
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Bad Purchase posted:i'm 6'ay i am still the bigger person because anyone above 6' is a twisted grotesque beast of the wood and fields, suitable only for hunting and pulling agricultural equipment
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Apr 22, 2022 07:48
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*slides car seat back all the way* I don’t understand but yeah the intrepid was cool as hell for a 44 yr old father of two in the late 90’s
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Apr 22, 2022 08:21
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I've read about "bigger Luke theory", but what if there was a "bigger Riker theory"?
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Apr 22, 2022 09:48
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ive been making gains since the last post itt and i am now the bigger person
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Apr 29, 2022 10:32
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I'm sorry you feel that way. seek professional help
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Apr 29, 2022 10:42
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Oolb posted:I'm sorry you feel that way. seek professional help my PT said the same thing but he is now tiny and weak in comparison to me. I could barely hear his small words, i am too big a person.
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Apr 29, 2022 10:45
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184cm, or 1.01 fathoms
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Apr 29, 2022 13:02
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Being stupid tall is a giant pain in the rear end and my back always hurts.
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Apr 30, 2022 00:50
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Nuts and Gum posted:I don’t understand but yeah the intrepid was cool as hell for a 44 yr old father of two in the late 90’s It’s funny for two reasons. First off, I am physically the bigger person in the Jeep. So I am making a joke about that. But then, ironically, I am also being the bigger person in the FIGURATIVE sense by touting the merits of the Jeep to its owner EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND THE INTREPID IS THE SUPERIOR CAR, but doing it in sort of a cu- calming tone. Which is double ironic because the intrepid was a completely overpriced concept car. So the humor lies not only in the deflated buffoonery, ironic and unfounded arrogance, but also the insertion of a true fact, which is that the intrepid DOES have better legroom than the Jeep. It’s one of those tomato tomahto should we take your car or mine premises that is like a 3 layer cake of funny, if you aren’t cynical about the plight of tall people, coupled with the irony of FIGURATIVELY acting like the “bigger person”, but also in a way that is ignorant of the fallacy of their own arrogance when weighed against common sense and played out historic cultural ideas of a model of the future. And goddamn if I wasn’t tempted to throw in a penis joke, make this a 4 layer cake, but it would be at the risk that people would just eat the frosting off the cake and not eat the rest of it, which is WHERE ALL THE NUTRITION IS AT! 
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Apr 30, 2022 02:55
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s funny for two reasons. First off, I am physically the bigger person in the Jeep. So I am making a joke about that. But then, ironically, I am also being the bigger person in the FIGURATIVE sense by touting the merits of the Jeep to its owner EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND THE INTREPID IS THE SUPERIOR CAR, but doing it in sort of a cu- calming tone. Which is double ironic because the intrepid was a completely overpriced concept car. So the humor lies not only in the deflated buffoonery, ironic and unfounded arrogance, but also the insertion of a true fact, which is that the intrepid DOES have better legroom than the Jeep. It’s one of those tomato tomahto should we take your car or mine premises that is like a 3 layer cake of funny, if you aren’t cynical about the plight of tall people, coupled with the irony of FIGURATIVELY acting like the “bigger person”, but also in a way that is ignorant of the fallacy of their own arrogance when weighed against common sense and played out historic cultural ideas of a model of the future. And goddamn if I wasn’t tempted to throw in a penis joke, make this a 4 layer cake, but it would be at the risk that people would just eat the frosting off the cake and not eat the rest of it, which is WHERE ALL THE NUTRITION IS AT! I didn't read any of that
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Apr 30, 2022 03:04
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*wakes up from reverse lipo-suction surgery*
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Apr 30, 2022 04:22
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Literally A Person posted:*wakes up from reverse lipo-suction surgery* got away with this one 
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Apr 30, 2022 04:42
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*I step out of the back of a minivan and am loving 75 feet tall all of a sudden*
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Apr 30, 2022 04:48
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I've got a joke for you OP. What do you get when you mix a mosquito with a rooster? An itchy Cock HAHAHA gently caress I'm crying hahaha
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Apr 30, 2022 11:21
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s funny for two reasons. First off, I am physically the bigger person in the Jeep. So I am making a joke about that. But then, ironically, I am also being the bigger person in the FIGURATIVE sense by touting the merits of the Jeep to its owner EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND THE INTREPID IS THE SUPERIOR CAR, but doing it in sort of a cu- calming tone. Which is double ironic because the intrepid was a completely overpriced concept car. So the humor lies not only in the deflated buffoonery, ironic and unfounded arrogance, but also the insertion of a true fact, which is that the intrepid DOES have better legroom than the Jeep. It’s one of those tomato tomahto should we take your car or mine premises that is like a 3 layer cake of funny, if you aren’t cynical about the plight of tall people, coupled with the irony of FIGURATIVELY acting like the “bigger person”, but also in a way that is ignorant of the fallacy of their own arrogance when weighed against common sense and played out historic cultural ideas of a model of the future. And goddamn if I wasn’t tempted to throw in a penis joke, make this a 4 layer cake, but it would be at the risk that people would just eat the frosting off the cake and not eat the rest of it, which is WHERE ALL THE NUTRITION IS AT! you are the bigger poster by wordcount
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Apr 30, 2022 14:35
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I am 600 lbs
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Apr 30, 2022 14:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s funny for two reasons. First off, I am physically the bigger person in the Jeep. So I am making a joke about that. But then, ironically, I am also being the bigger person in the FIGURATIVE sense by touting the merits of the Jeep to its owner EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND THE INTREPID IS THE SUPERIOR CAR, but doing it in sort of a cu- calming tone. Which is double ironic because the intrepid was a completely overpriced concept car. So the humor lies not only in the deflated buffoonery, ironic and unfounded arrogance, but also the insertion of a true fact, which is that the intrepid DOES have better legroom than the Jeep. It’s one of those tomato tomahto should we take your car or mine premises that is like a 3 layer cake of funny, if you aren’t cynical about the plight of tall people, coupled with the irony of FIGURATIVELY acting like the “bigger person”, but also in a way that is ignorant of the fallacy of their own arrogance when weighed against common sense and played out historic cultural ideas of a model of the future. And goddamn if I wasn’t tempted to throw in a penis joke, make this a 4 layer cake, but it would be at the risk that people would just eat the frosting off the cake and not eat the rest of it, which is WHERE ALL THE NUTRITION IS AT! Yeah same, people find my appearance comical when I drive my automobile.
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Apr 30, 2022 15:20
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s funny for two reasons. First off, I am physically the bigger person in the Jeep. So I am making a joke about that. But then, ironically, I am also being the bigger person in the FIGURATIVE sense by touting the merits of the Jeep to its owner EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND THE INTREPID IS THE SUPERIOR CAR, but doing it in sort of a cu- calming tone. Which is double ironic because the intrepid was a completely overpriced concept car. So the humor lies not only in the deflated buffoonery, ironic and unfounded arrogance, but also the insertion of a true fact, which is that the intrepid DOES have better legroom than the Jeep. It’s one of those tomato tomahto should we take your car or mine premises that is like a 3 layer cake of funny, if you aren’t cynical about the plight of tall people, coupled with the irony of FIGURATIVELY acting like the “bigger person”, but also in a way that is ignorant of the fallacy of their own arrogance when weighed against common sense and played out historic cultural ideas of a model of the future. And goddamn if I wasn’t tempted to throw in a penis joke, make this a 4 layer cake, but it would be at the risk that people would just eat the frosting off the cake and not eat the rest of it, which is WHERE ALL THE NUTRITION IS AT! intrepid? bruh.....
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Apr 30, 2022 17:24
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I’m sorry that you feel that way
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BRB gonna go eat an entire berkshire pig.
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