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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Fun fact, if you use your feet, they actually become Burritoes.

Oh man oh cheez oh geez oh man

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Shush shush. It is OK.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Burrito is a fun food to eat and a fun word to say, a big win all around.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

satanic splash-back posted:

Burrito is a fun food to eat and a fun word to say, a big win all around.

Eating is fuckd up... yet they got us doing it daily... the pain dont stop

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Grumble grumble, the roar after my taco truck.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Eating is fuckd up... yet they got us doing it daily... the pain dont stop

i'm eating rn

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

and i'm loving it

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Brother Tadger posted:

Y’all…

Pepsi is gross

For real, what kind of company has one of the world's largest navies in 1989?

These cola wars have got to stop, we didn't listen :(

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Brother Tadger posted:

Y’all…

Pepsi is gross

Pepsi about to descend on your poo poo lol.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Eating is fuckd up... yet they got us doing it daily... the pain dont stop

Death gives life, unless you only eat dairy which eww wtf

naem
May 29, 2011

soon you’re gonna have a poop as big as that rito

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brother Tadger posted:

Y’all…

Pepsi is gross

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

naem posted:

soon you’re gonna have a poop as big as that rito

Smashmouth post the bowl

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GTo1zyQXmQ

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Its

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlMEGBsw6j8

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

soon you’re gonna have a poop as big as that rito

Im trying

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Why have you wrapped a small child in a tortilla

There is something about babies and food.

My friend, Henry, equated his newborn son's weight with cans of Corned Beef Hash.

Random person/family member: "How big is he?"

Henry: "He weighs 12 cans of hash!"

Random person/family member: ...

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Apr 22, 2022

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Genesplicer posted:

There is something about babies and food.

My friend, Henry, equated his newborn son's weight with cans of Corned Beef Hash.

Random person/family member: "How big is he?"

Henry: "He weighs 12 cans of hash!"

Random person/family member: ...

I go by caloric value. For example, a newborn is worth about 6,000 calories, but by the end of the first year, they've likely skyrocketed up to an average of almost 13,000 calories. You'd be surprised how much you can learn from pinching somebody's cheek--most of it relating directly back to caloric value.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Genesplicer posted:

There is something about babies and food.

My friend, Henry, equated his newborn son's weight with cans of Corned Beef Hash.

Random person/family member: "How big is he?"

Henry: "He weighs 12 cans of hash!"

Random person/family member: ...

Is this including the can or no?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Can we just go back to push-ups? Because, I want to make you sweat.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds


Im doing the exact opposite rn

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
san diego has the best burritos

dont @ me bivtch

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

BRUHritto 😩

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Kinda wanna another burrito

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Lotta people take pictures of their food for the internet, but it’s rarely anything special.


O wow a salad nice.


But that burrito was internet worthy. Dang.

Also wanting a burrito now.

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
pete buttigieg saying buh?rrito

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