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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > thinking about legally changing my name to The Blade
 
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drunken officeparty

 idk how tho

* # ? Apr 24, 2022 11:27
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FutonForensic

 once you embody the characteristics of The Blade people will call you such naturally


* # ? Apr 24, 2022 15:56
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biosterous
a lot of people are gonna start saying that they studied you



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

* # ? Apr 24, 2022 17:14
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bad guy

 you should illegally change your name to The Blade. much more on brand.

* # ? Apr 24, 2022 17:17
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

bad guy posted:

you should illegally change your name to The Blade. much more on brand.

Are you submitting this application for any illegal, transgressionary, or fraudulent purpose?

Oh balls yeah.

* # ? Apr 24, 2022 17:29
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google THIS

 thinking about Legally changing my name to the Blonde

* # ? Apr 24, 2022 19:11
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 refusing to answer my mothers calls to dinner until she refers to me as my true name, katana firebomb



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 01:04
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Space Taxi
 Is it first name "The", second name "Blade", or is it a single name like Cher? (On her birth certificate, it's actually: The Cher)

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 01:28
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FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

thinking about Legally changing my name to the Blonde

:hmmyes:


* # ? Apr 25, 2022 03:53
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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


 Going to change my name One and never correct people when they spell it wrong, just for maximum confusion.

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 03:57
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Escape From Noise

Space Taxi posted:

Is it first name "The", second name "Blade", or is it a single name like Cher? (On her birth certificate, it's actually: The Cher)

Daaaaaaaaaaaaa Cher!

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 10:51
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
 thinkin about legally changing my name to The Hloly Blilble



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 12:23
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
 i;m thinking about legally changing my name to Thos Beans



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 12:23
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biosterous

Dr. Honked posted:

thinkin about legally changing my name to The Hloly Blilble

tbh i initially misread the thread title as saying "The Bible" instead of "The Blade"



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he/him

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 13:31
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

biosterous posted:

tbh i initially misread the thread title as saying "The Bible" instead of "The Blade"

that was the ghost of lil baby jesus trying to steer you onto a righteous path, away from all these satanic byobs



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 13:42
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FutonForensic

 you can't be convicted of any criminal act performed with a blade. It's too cool

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 14:06
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Escape From Noise

 I'll change my name to Hannibal or maybe just Rex.

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 14:40
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bad guy

 thinking about legally changing my name to The Blade, Jr. so when you change your name to The Blade i will become your son

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 14:55
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Escape From Noise

 Bae Blade

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 14:58
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bad guy

Escape From Noise posted:

Bae Blade

you will be the first to die for this

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 18:18
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Blade Bae serves your cuttlery by playfully sliding the knife down his elbow. Becomes inordinately successful as the world first celebrity waiter. Gets trolled by people ordering pasta then complaining he didn't do anything entertaining with their soon or fork.

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 20:21
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Not if I Blade you first

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 20:23
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bad guy

 if i were The Blade i would certainly greet people by saying "knife to meet you"

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 21:00
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The Blabe

* # ? Apr 25, 2022 23:09
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frump truck

hello... again!

google THIS posted:

thinking about Legally changing my name to the Blonde
* # ? Apr 26, 2022 00:11
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frump truck

hello... again!

 i'm going to change my name to Brian Lemonade

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 00:12
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Escape From Noise

bad guy posted:

you will be the first to die for this

What are you gonna do about it? You're not even The Blade. You're just some bad guy.

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 07:09
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bad guy

 gonna change my name to The Gun

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 16:00
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Escape From Noise

bad guy posted:

gonna change my name to The Gun

Just gonna lift with one arm?

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 16:07
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Buttchocks posted:

The Blabe

The Blarbe



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 16:12
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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
legally becoming The_Rambler, in spite of my previous assurances to the contrary





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Apr 26, 2022 18:06
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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.
op are you or are you planning on becoming a morning radio dj?



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and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 18:29
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for fucks sake

 Thinking about changing my name to Tuberous Root

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 19:03
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

for fucks sake posted:

Thinking about changing my name to Tuberous Root

Ruberous Toot is better imho



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 19:15
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google THIS

 Anyway sounds great OP sounds like a good plan uh
* # ? Apr 26, 2022 19:35
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for fucks sake

Dr. Honked posted:

Ruberous Toot is better imho

:hmmyes:

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 19:51
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biosterous

How Wonderful! posted:

legally becoming The_Rambler, in spite of my previous assurances to the contrary

The_Rambler and _The Rambler_ are two separate and distinct posters i don't see what the problem would be



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he/him

* # ? Apr 26, 2022 22:18
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Robot Made of Meat

 I support your decision on the condition that you pronounce it Blahr-Day, in honor of Sade.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Apr 27, 2022 01:53
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I HAVE GOUT
 A group of gangs would often have gun fights for fun and morale. The Blade was part of their friend group, but was never invited.

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