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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > godzillr
 
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bad guy

 looking for a giant cryptid to gently caress, maybe a moth or something freaky like that

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 02:46
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:42
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

bad guy posted:

looking for a giant cryptid to gently caress, maybe a moth or something freaky like that

there's always lizzosaurus and her hench ppl

https://www.amazon.com/Lizzos-Watch-Out-Big-Grrrls/dp/B09KFFG2F9





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 03:04
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I HAVE GOUT
 This app is a sausage fest. There's only one woman, and she's busy playing airplane with King Kong on top of a building.

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 04:06
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'm disappointed by the amount of space aliens on this app. I'm switching to OnlyKaiju.

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 07:56
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bad guy

Buttchocks posted:

I'm disappointed by the amount of space aliens on this app. I'm switching to OnlyKaiju.

dudes on there be like "i'm 700 feet tall" and then when you meet they're 680 at best

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 09:44
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bad guy

 moving my camera around trying to get "the angle" (making my dick look like its a mile and a half away and glowing with unearthly radiation)

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 09:46
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google THIS

 The passengers and crew scream as the monstrous fish slams into the ship, but my heart is only pounding with excitement, as I have finally found the megalodon of my dreams

Then I notice the whiskers

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 13:17
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Manifisto


 uh the last giant monster I hooked up with on this platform had a fetish for not stomping cars and grinding them to a metallic pancake underfoot. not even buses or tanks. there are some real freaks out there yo, be careful


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 15:17
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i don't know why mensters think posing with a weretiger is gonna make me want to schlup them. i know that thing is drunk, they aren't brave.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 16:24
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alnilam

google THIS posted:

The passengers and crew scream as the monstrous fish slams into the ship, but my heart is only pounding with excitement, as I have finally found the megalodon of my dreams

Then I notice the whiskers

lol



ty manifisto

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 17:33
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Escape From Noise

 Kaiju think you all that

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 18:48
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I never have to remind them to wear a rubber, but they always pour the sweat out right on the floor.

* # ? Apr 29, 2022 18:54
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FutonForensic

 godzilla's mighty tail descends on Shibuya. in its growing shadow, Japanese bachelors hurriedly whip out their nutsacks and lay them flat on the pavement


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Escape From Noise

 Bodzilla

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