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What's it gunna be eh? Pepsi or cock?
I'm a Coke oval office
I'm a Pepsi Bitch
Neither. Why am I here? Where did I leave my monocle?
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Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

Since you can't can't edit a Poll into an OP, I'm creating a poll here so I can sell the data to Chinese business men. Original Thread here:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4000639

Post in that thread, this thread is for losers and scumbags.

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I can't see polls on mobile anyway. Goodluck.

e: generic diet cola

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

Charles Bukowski posted:

I can't see polls on mobile anyway. Goodluck.

e: generic diet cola

Looks like they made their own poll in that thread. Man I must be feeling pretty stupid right now.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
You did what you thought was best at the time, that should be appreciated.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I dunno op

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

That's very kind of you Charles. I want you to know I don't think you're a loser or a scumbag. Feel free to post here whenever you like.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

goku

Slayerjerman
Nov 27, 2005

by sebmojo

...didn't achieve god-hood drinking the red-canned drink, that's for drat sure. :c00lbutt:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Cant see poll cause on awful app but i vote goku/gently caress you OP

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
awful app users: there is no Goku option nor checkboxes

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Shameful. :sigh:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

gently caress Goku. Goku wouldn't know a good cola if it was force chugged up his butthole.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i havent drank soda in 29 years

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
In fact, I know where my monocle is.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gas

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i feel like using the C word is gauche not necessarily becase pf wokeism but its just not a very good word imho

its hardly worth anything in scrabnble

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010
When I'm grocery-shopping I just get a case of whatever's cheaper.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


BigBadSteve posted:

gently caress Goku. Goku wouldn't know a good cola if it was force chugged up his butthole.

Um gently caress you you piece of poo poo.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Also, it's RC Cola.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Dr Pepper

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015


Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


diet pepsi :colbert:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Also, it's RC Cola.

draft A&W with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
I enjoy vanilla pepsi.

This has been my contribution.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Hard to pick between Mello-Yello and Dr. Pepper followed by Vanilla Coke and then a whole lot of who gives a poo poo. I quit that poo poo like 10 years ago though

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It seems weird that no one has reverse engineered Coke yet. They print the ingredients on the can ffs.

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





no goku option, voted 1

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Vegetable posted:

It seems weird that no one has reverse engineered Coke yet. They print the ingredients on the can ffs.

it's because the "natural flavors" clause which lets them put literally 90 different things in under the blanket of one ingredient slot

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
don't give me that so-so soda that same old cola
i wanna rock and rolla
i want a thrill i want a wow i want it all i want it now
i want a pop
i want a shhhhhasta


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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I prefer cocaine to pepcid

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Im a Coke oval office.


But I'm one of the few people who like Pepsi Blue apparently, make Coke Blue please

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I'm too busy drinking pussy op

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
who put the bomp

in the bomp

alompalomp

who put the RAM

in the RAMADAMADINGDONG

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
as a degenerate southern yokel, i declare that pepsi is simply one kind of coke.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Depends on the situation. I prefer regular Pepsi over Coke, but when it comes to zero sugar versions, I prefer Coke Zero sugar. Pepsi Zero still has that wierd diet cola aftertaste.

Gregoire
Feb 3, 2014
Anyone remember Pepsi Blue? In high school we called it 'abortion in a bottle.'

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I prefer Navajola. It’s a soda I made up invented and manufactured by Navajos, but it’s like 90% peyote.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Serious question: Is there something where someone screwed up the carbonation settings on every Pepsi fountain machine?

It seems like the handful of places that sell Pepsi dispense like 75% foam. Takes you 4-6 attempts to actually fill a cup.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

JediTalentAgent posted:

Takes you 4-6 attempts to actually fill a cup.

nah only takes me 1 :grin:

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