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I'm a black belt in Combat Ninjutsu with the ICMAUA (http://www.icmaua.com/) and I also have a black belt in Combat Karate, a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and am a certified instructor for kickboxing and self defense. Let me know if you have any questions because I just love Ninjutsu. Here's a fresh meme to make your day wonderful. 
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Can you kill people with your mind and/or a claw hammer?
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May 6, 2022 00:55
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Is smoke bomb usage part of your training? If so, what's the best kind for escaping the shogun's samurai guards, asking for a friend.
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May 6, 2022 09:14
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Do I have a to reveal my creature I intend to play with Ninjutsu at the time of putting the ability on the stack, or at the time of the triggered resolution?
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May 6, 2022 19:20
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Can you kill people with your mind and/or a claw hammer? You can't kill someone with your mind alone because the damage is only psychological, although they can feel physical pain because the brain can be tricked. The claw hammer is not one of the 18 skills of a ninja, but many such as myself have taken on additional training so yes, I theoretically can kill someone with my claw-hammer because it deals massive bone-shattering damage. In legends it is said that the offensive shout can drop a bird from quite a distance away in projectile range, but that still won't kill someone. In martial arts, it is forbidden to deal a killing blow since we're all focused around self-defense rather than first striking which is considered assault and/or battery I believe. Please note that psychological traumatic techniques from ninjutsu are still highly effective despite being non-lethal. Slayerjerman posted:Is smoke bomb usage part of your training? If so, what's the best kind for escaping the shogun's samurai guards, asking for a friend. We're not allowed to use bombs of any kind so my training was with just setting fires and utilizing the smoke from the fires. Canine Blues Arooo posted:Do I have a to reveal my creature I intend to play with Ninjutsu at the time of putting the ability on the stack, or at the time of the triggered resolution? You would activate my trap card...
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May 6, 2022 21:52
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What's the best way to keep your black clothes from fading in the wash?
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May 8, 2022 03:17
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Numerical Anxiety posted:What's the best way to keep your black clothes from fading in the wash? Related, do you keep several shades of outfits to help blend into the varied levels of moonlight? Or is vantablack always best?
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May 9, 2022 13:36
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What's the deal with the decoy log when vanishing after being attacked? Is it meant to confuse the opponent? Seems like a hassle to carry a log around for the off chance you may need to vanish. Is it practical to recover shurikens from corpses like arrows or does Costco sell them in bulk?
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May 9, 2022 17:37
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How much faster is Naruto running than regular running? If you taught a world class sprinter the Naruto run could you help them set new world records?
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May 10, 2022 00:01
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Is it still true that ninjas flip out and kill people all the time?
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May 10, 2022 10:53
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What kind of cars do ninjas drive around in? This has been a running argument with a friend for 20 years now. I figure ninjas go for nondescript vans to remain hidden. he argues that they want flashy cars to show off being badass ninjas.
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May 13, 2022 04:36
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Are Shaolin monks your natural enemy?
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May 13, 2022 23:02
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Have you ever had to practice cramming yourself into a port-a-potty tank and for how long?
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May 18, 2022 17:01
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Op is the ultimate ninja - a literal fuckin ghost 
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May 18, 2022 20:51
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What is the ninja community's opinion on sodomy? Good? Bad?
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May 19, 2022 01:49
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wesleywillis posted:Good? I'm the guy with the shuriken
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May 19, 2022 15:18
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K3nT3n posted:In legends it is said that the offensive shout can drop a bird from quite a distance away in projectile range, but that still won't kill someone. doesn't it kill the bird? is a bird not "someone"?
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Jun 5, 2022 00:49
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Can you do fire and lighting jutsus like Sasuke?
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Jun 6, 2022 01:52
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Also being a highly trained ninja, I have enjoyed reading OP's dozens of informative but well concealed posts in this thread.
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Jun 8, 2022 23:00
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Have you ever tried to swallow a frisbee?
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Jun 9, 2022 03:48
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Can you reveal the Wu-Tang secret?
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Jun 9, 2022 17:05
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That they must not be hosed with is hardly a secret.
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Jun 10, 2022 00:29
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What's the best ninja movie
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Jun 10, 2022 09:47
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K3nT3n posted:In martial arts, it is forbidden to deal a killing blow since we're all focused around self-defense rather than first striking which is considered assault and/or battery I believe. That's lame. My black belt is in teukgong moosool and they totally do not forbid killing someone. Cuz you don't know the North Koreans could strike at any time you gotta be ready to break some necks. Half of my training was "here is how you kill someone before they can kill you." What even is ninjutsu? Like I know ninjas and stuff but someone has to have just made this at some point, right? Are there super secret old ninja scrolls that this is all based on or did some guy just watch a bunch of movies and build it around that?
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BrainDance posted:What even is ninjutsu? Like I know ninjas and stuff but someone has to have just made this at some point, right? Are there super secret old ninja scrolls that this is all based on or did some guy just watch a bunch of movies and build it around that? it all started when the mongolians invaded a japanese island during the medieval times. the japanese were losing this war because their technique of standing in front of their enemy and yelling at them before attacking was not as good as the mongolian version of the same thing. but one guy, named jin, decided that instead of yelling at the mongols he would sneak around and stab them in the back. he later expanded on this philosophy and used all kinds of poisoned darts and other strange weapons, including a flute that can change the weather. this was the beginning of the concepts of the ninja, even if he didn't use that particular word. it was very controvercial and irrevocably damaged jinn's relationship with his serious and traditional uncle. but if you look at a map today, that island is still a part of japan and not mongolia, so he was right. additionally, jinn collected various hats and headbands during his journey across the island, which ninjas are known for wearing. will there be another chapter? everyone hopes so! Earwicker fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jun 11, 2022 |
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Jun 11, 2022 22:00
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I have some decidedly not-ninja off-brand throwing stars. Like mall cop brand. Can I bring them to the ninja barbecue anyway or do I need to go out and get brand name so the ninja(s? Is it already plural like moose?) don't laugh at me
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When we were teenagers my friend brought ninja stars to the movie theater he worked at and we threw them at the giant plastic bags of nacho cheese I think this qualifies me more than OP to call myself a ninja
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