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okay okay, settle down everyone. rarity, stop shooting spitballs at the lurkers, we don't do that here. now as you might have heard, your old teacher, mrs. coupondelle, has decided to leave teaching for mental wellness reasons. now I'm not saying the fine orbs of this classroom had anything to do with her breakdown, but I find it very unlikely that a venomous australian scorpionfrog simply wandered into her handbag--especially given that australia is thousands of miles away. also, replacing her chocolate pudding with vegemite really messed up her sodium intake, and although the look on her face was priceless it simply wasn't very considerate. I trust you will all show mr. dealerson the level of attention and respect that this school is known for. let there be no mistake however: principal GaG and I will not hesitate to mete out detentions, suspensions, or even expulsions for any kind of hijinks, frolics, or horseplay! |
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"can i go be excused to the washroom, dad.... on no oh no i'm hosed
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May 9, 2022 23:10
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Manifisto posted:now I'm not saying the fine orbs of this classroom had anything to do with her breakdown, but I find it very unlikely that a venomous australian scorpionfrog simply wandered into her handbag--especially given that australia is thousands of miles away. also, replacing her chocolate pudding with vegemite really messed up her sodium intake, and although the look on her face was priceless it simply wasn't very considerate. terribly unfortunate if you ask me 
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May 9, 2022 23:14
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Heather Papps posted:"can i go be excused to the washroom, dad.... on no oh no i'm hosed "you MAY go to the washroom, mx. papps . . . this time. in the future I trust you will use proper grammar. you'll need a hall coupon, er, hall pass, and I trust you won't dawdle, like some members of my household who shall remain unnamed!"
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May 9, 2022 23:18
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Stoner Sloth posted:terribly unfortunate if you ask me "mx. sloth, I have had reports of you chundering. there will be absolutely no chundering on school grounds, do you hear me? nor shall there be any wuckers, and that's final!"
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May 9, 2022 23:21
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As basically the 80's John Cusack of the class, I'm friendly with the teachers but I still wear a trench coat and sunglasses in class and give off an air that I just don't really need any of this. If you need me after school I'll be working my part-time gig at the record shop.
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May 9, 2022 23:31
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"mx. septem, there seems to be . . . what I can only describe as bird noises coming from your trenchcoat. are you aware of the school's policies regarding wildfowl, birds, and/or birbs?"
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May 9, 2022 23:36
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Manifisto posted:"you MAY go to the washroom, mx. papps . . . this time. in the future I trust you will use proper grammar. you'll need a hall coupon, er, hall pass, and I trust you won't dawdle, like some members of my household who shall remain unnamed!" *tenderly accepts the coupon, exits stage left*
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May 9, 2022 23:48
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Mr. dealerson huh? More like MISTER STEALERSON!!!!
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May 10, 2022 01:12
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*flies paper airplane at mr. dealerson's head when he is writing on the chalkboard*
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May 10, 2022 01:13
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Mr. dealerson huh? More like MISTER STEALERSON!!!! (but louder, from the hallway)
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Mr. dealerson huh? More like MISTER STEALERSON!!!! Kaiser Schnitzel posted:*flies paper airplane at mr. dealerson's head when he is writing on the chalkboard* "mx . . . schnitzel, is it? your little pleasantries have already worn too thin to be breaded and fried, much less garnished with the traditional slice of lemon and buttered parsley potatoes! see me after class!"
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May 10, 2022 01:49
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Heather Papps posted:(but louder, from the hallway) mr. dealerson pretends not to hear anything, but his face flushes red and his jaw begins to tremble. |
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May 10, 2022 01:50
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"now! let us begin our lesson, please. take out your textbook on classic emptyquotes and turn to page 102, concerning emptyquotes of the original 'wish I had a gf so I could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month' post. who can tell me the five elements of an effective emptyquote?" |
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Manifisto posted:"mx. septem, there seems to be . . . what I can only describe as bird noises coming from your trenchcoat. are you aware of the school's policies regarding wildfowl, birds, and/or birbs?" 
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i'm passing a not to the orb in front of me the note says "i am selling cans of dr pepper from my locker for full price, at 0% profit"
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