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i try to have as many small complaints as possible, it's god's will |
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i'm getting my own tv show it's called 99 Problems and Counting |
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May 11, 2022 04:04
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when you get enough gripes, the older ones can help take care of the newer ones |
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May 11, 2022 04:11
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sure, it's a lot of baggage but it's fine; you just have to know how to balance it right and you can carry it all. can I maybe carry some of yours for a bit? |
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May 11, 2022 04:15
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Stomping around the house, mildly cursing all my belongings, removing anything that doesn't spark annoy, like a reverse Marie Kondo |
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May 11, 2022 13:30
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may god grant me the STRENGTH to call out every minor error I see the PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS to hint pointedly about mistakes I can't speak directly about and the QUESTIONABLE SOURCES to back up whatever I'm saying even if it doesn't seem to be technically correct
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May 11, 2022 14:15
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amen |
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May 11, 2022 15:15
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obviously, it's easier to go through life with only one or two complaints (try going to a restaurant with 10-15 minor criticisms in tow, it makes even getting in the car harder) but the satisfaction of knowing i'm spreading the word with my example, well... it's actually not enough to to make me happy but i guess it will have to do |
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May 11, 2022 19:00
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Thank you for joining me at this meeting. *Unfolds poster board with a pie chart cut into many narrow slices* In this presentation I'm going to air my minor grievances against you, each segment of the chart represents something you put away in a slightly different place than where I would have put it, or a time you left your windows open when either the heat was still on or it started raining outside. My presentation will take approximately 90 minutes. |
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May 11, 2022 19:39
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op you call it a "movement" but that implies it was not always there, or was somehow lesser before, or is becoming lesser. my pastor prefers "Qubblefull Already-perfectment." no you can't talk to my pastor, they're in uh canada right now.
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May 11, 2022 19:55
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is this a festivus thing? |
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May 11, 2022 23:09
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I don't mind wearing hand-me-downs but it's weird when your older brother is telling his friends all the things he did wearing the pants you now have on |
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May 12, 2022 00:37
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Nosfereefer posted:is this a festivus thing? i mean sure if youre a cultural complainer i suppose, but for those are committed, every day is festivus
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May 12, 2022 15:58
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My dad’s a quibbler but my mom is Solutionist that tries to fix problems. I grew up going to restaurants with my dad so we could complain about the food and the service, and while I didn’t really believe in it, there’s still something really comforting to me about a corner booth in a noisy, badly lit restaurant with poor service. I’m not practicing at all, and sometimes I even try to fix my problems or just not let small things bother me, but when I’m down in the dumps a nice grumble does really lift my spirits.
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May 12, 2022 20:01
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To the tune of ‘a mighty fortress is our god”: ‘The Service has been most slipshod; I wish that child would stop wailing’
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May 12, 2022 20:04
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‘I sing a song of the cranks of god, Crabby and weak and sour, Who whined and griped and shirked and cried, Over standing in an quite short queue. And one was a doctor, and one was a queen, And one was a white lady name Ka-reen! they were all of them cry babies, and I mean, God damnit, to be one too.’
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May 12, 2022 20:14
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i got 99 problems but my wife aint one bc we travel the country in an RV and participate in regional BBQ competitions and chili cookoffs and have a healthy marriage. the 99 problems are mostly the different ways that Democrats are trying to let CRT take over college football...
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Barco Fiesta posted:i got 99 problems but my wife aint one bc we travel the country in an RV and participate in regional BBQ competitions and chili cookoffs and have a healthy marriage. the 99 problems are mostly the different ways that Democrats are trying to let CRT take over college football... down with the rise of plasma displays. all hail the great CRT 
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May 13, 2022 14:26
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IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE My Trivial Preferences Matter My Rights Are Human Rights No Minor Choice of Mine Is Illegal My Unwritten Rules Are Real Love of Doing it Right is Love Following My Whims is Everything
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May 13, 2022 16:14
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live, laugh, let me make a couple of suggestions
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May 13, 2022 16:36
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I was raised Quibblefull but became a Bickerist in my teens. We recognize the God of Petty Grudges and follow her teachings in all aspects of our lives. Especially in the workplace. |
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the quibism movement preceded abstract exasperationism, but now we've moved on to post-more-dernism |
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 Gary, your figure is facing east and not north, so your move one would place you here *moves your figure*
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May 14, 2022 05:58
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i've been secretly giving perfect scores to online surveys, and i finally confessed. my penence is to say 10 Hail Costanzas and tweet backhanded compliments at five brands |
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May 14, 2022 15:13
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i wouldn't mind but it's a bit of a hassle to come up with that many almost-nice things to say |
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May 14, 2022 15:15
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City of Glompton posted:i wouldn't mind but it's a bit of a hassle to come up with that many almost-nice things to say what an impressive accomplishment, for you, that you almost succeeded!
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Manifisto posted:what an impressive accomplishment, for you, that you almost succeeded!  I take it back, I do not like being mean to my friend glompton even as a joke
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May 14, 2022 15:37
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One time I visited an ahcomeonastary and it was fascinating watching them stomp the gripes to make the grumblunion whine |
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May 14, 2022 15:52
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Manifisto posted:
It was a brave attempt, though. |
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google THIS posted:One time I visited an ahcomeonastary and it was fascinating watching them stomp the gripes to make the grumblunion whine |
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May 14, 2022 21:53
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Areola Grande posted:down with the rise of plasma displays. all hail the great CRT amen, i miss watching the big game on a real TV
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Barco Fiesta posted:amen, i miss watching the big game on a real TV if you can't turn on your monitor + degauss it's not real.
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