crushin a fruit fly smell

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Khanstant

y'all ever have a fruit flies because there was a hosed up avocado in the kitchen... why does it smell how it does? like how it smells after a rain, but concentrated and slightly wrong. extreme petrichor.

i know i could just go wash my hands without smelling them on the way there since i already know it smells weird but the handsoap we got now smells weird and i smell that too.

imo it should smell liek fruit when you smush one of these bugs

# ? May 12, 2022 05:12

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Aw that's sweet I hope the fruit fly reciprocates your WAIT A MINUTE

# ? May 12, 2022 14:41

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Aw that's sweet I hope the fruit fly reciprocates your WAIT A MINUTE

uh, yeah. i thought this was the chill forum

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# ? May 12, 2022 14:48

Khanstant

it's not chill to let fruitflies swarm without repercussion

# ? May 12, 2022 16:19

Khanstant

not to mention brutalizing the innocent op

# ? May 12, 2022 16:20

Manifisto

never had fruit flies from a hosed up avocado, sorry op. now flies from a hosed up banana, that's par for the course. but you don't crush banana fruit flies, you roast them whole with like a romesco sauce.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 12, 2022 17:35

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this is messed up, even for byob...

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# ? May 12, 2022 18:00

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I ate a fruit fly once. It didn't taste like fruit AT ALL. 1 out of 5 stars

# ? May 12, 2022 21:42

Manifisto

wisdom:

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 12, 2022 22:12

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Getting out 147 glasses and index cards so I can deal with my fruit fly infestation humanely :lofty:

# ? May 12, 2022 22:39

Khanstant

what do they want why are they still here

# ? May 12, 2022 23:54

Stoner Sloth

OP, you could move to south or western australia - we don't have fruit flies here.

they do sometimes get an outbreak brought over from elsewhere but they take it really serious - there was one near where i lived last year and they went door to door checking everyone's yards and spraying any fruit trees

# ? May 13, 2022 03:03

Khanstant

update: they were not fruit flies. the fruit flies from the avocado stayed the kitchen and went away when the bad avocado did. the buggers who have been coming slowly, one by one, to aimlessly float around my monitors or exhaled co2, are some other kind of bug. sorry, i dont actually know what fruit flies smell like when you get em out the way.

just whatever these mystery bugs are, maybe some kind of gnat, likely a fungus gnat. im pretty sure they are from my roommate's plants, maybe one of them got overwatered or some poo poo and the fungus gnats had a party.

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:37

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Getting out 147 glasses and index cards so I can deal with my fruit fly infestation humanely

# ? May 13, 2022 22:07

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