"Some mother fucka's are always trying to ice skate uphill" - Blade (1988)

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Billy Ray Blowjob: Nov 30, 2011; by Pragmatica

PYF Blade, and even Blade II movie favorites.

# ? May 15, 2022 14:56

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

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Blade 3 better than blade 2, fight me (and a shredded, quippy Ryan reynolds)

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Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Blade 3 better than blade 2, fight me (and a shredded, quippy Ryan reynolds)

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Greatbacon: Apr 9, 2012; by Pragmatica

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Blog Free or Die: Apr 30, 2005; FOR THE MOTHERLAND

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habituallyred: Feb 6, 2015

Nightclub, but the sprinkler system sprays blood.

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MadDogMike: Apr 9, 2008; Cute but fanged

habituallyred posted:

Nightclub, but the sprinkler system sprays blood.

Love how Blade has a big fight through the whole place but somehow does not get a single drop of blood on his outfit despite running around in pools of it and doing hand-to-hand combat with vampires soaked in the stuff. You'd think regular operation of that club would have some issues too; does vampirism come with magic powers to clean all that gore off their fancy club outfits? Bunch of those assholes were wearing WHITE for God's sake, those clothes are GONE after that rave. And do they have like showers on premises, or do they just casually walk the streets with that "Oh poo poo, call 911!" blood-soaked post-party look?

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

It's not that difficult to skate uphill.

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Yeah it's kinda ripping of Predator 2, wanna fight about it?

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AKZ: Nov 5, 2009

MadDogMike posted:

Love how Blade has a big fight through the whole place but somehow does not get a single drop of blood on his outfit despite running around in pools of it and doing hand-to-hand combat with vampires soaked in the stuff. You'd think regular operation of that club would have some issues too; does vampirism come with magic powers to clean all that gore off their fancy club outfits? Bunch of those assholes were wearing WHITE for God's sake, those clothes are GONE after that rave. And do they have like showers on premises, or do they just casually walk the streets with that "Oh poo poo, call 911!" blood-soaked post-party look?

they draculas turn into a bat change back poof fresh white linen

:drac:

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