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guy who describes all the problems with this project to the new Scrum Master like he wasn't the one who caused them
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guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally.
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Apr 9, 2024 10:45
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Tesla was right posted:guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally. this happens every day for me because teams is such a piece of poo poo it can't switch the application being shared without cancelling and re-sharing so everyone just shares the whole screen
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Apr 9, 2024 10:56
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guy who joins the meeting late and leaves the meeting early
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Apr 9, 2024 12:20
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:guy who joins the meeting late and leaves the meeting early guy who's livin' the dream
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Apr 9, 2024 12:47
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guy who forgot the agenda for the meeting he set up and has to guess at what it was supposed to be about (It's me)
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Apr 9, 2024 13:01
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Tesla was right posted:guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally. the inverse: guy who has to share multiple things during a meeting and just shares each one individually, but has to fumble for two minutes between each share also, a different guy: guy who spends literally five minutes thirty seven seconds reading a large block of text that obviously came from an LLM because it mentions things that don't make any sense in the context of what we're doing
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Apr 15, 2024 22:22
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death cob for cutie posted:also, a different guy: guy who spends literally five minutes thirty seven seconds reading a large block of text that obviously came from an LLM because it mentions things that don't make any sense in the context of what we're doing maybe he was actually guy having a stroke on the call and you were guy not calling the paramedics to help the stroke victim
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Apr 15, 2024 23:59
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guy nobody recognizes showing up in the background of the zoom (he's a paramedic)
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Apr 16, 2024 00:40
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the customer who can’t tell you what they want on any level except “best practice”
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Apr 16, 2024 00:45
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peep that doesn't need to be here its me
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Apr 16, 2024 00:58
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guy who accidentally throws a fidget toy at his face live on-camera
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Apr 18, 2024 10:33
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Lobok posted:guy nobody recognizes showing up in the background of the zoom (he's a paramedic) "Steve can you put yourself on mute please the sound of those chest compressions is distracting"
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Apr 18, 2024 11:52
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guy who sits on mute till the last 5 minutes and then interjects with a “when are you going to cover the required XXX process plan?” which was not going to be covered, because PM did not think it was necessary yet is absolutely necessary due to federal and state law and then the yelling starts and i hang up to lol and txt that guy that hes my hero and he lols bitterly also because this poo poo is gonna fail so so so hard
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Apr 18, 2024 11:59
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guy in the meeting who says "so when are we doing the demo" after the demo finishes his team was the one doing the demo
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Apr 18, 2024 12:50
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Guy not in the meeting because he went to the office and left his work laptop at home
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Apr 18, 2024 13:27
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fresh_cheese posted:guy who sits on mute till the last 5 minutes and then interjects with a “when are you going to cover the required XXX process plan?” hell yeah
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Apr 18, 2024 14:57
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a Jeffrey Toobin-kinda guy who just jacks it during a Zoom meeting
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Apr 21, 2024 13:01
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guy who didn't hear your question because he was distracted by his dog being sick
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Apr 30, 2024 09:17
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JAnon posted:a Jeffrey Toobin-kinda guy who just jacks it during a Zoom meeting i think thats just jeffrey toobin lol
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Apr 30, 2024 09:21
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guy who talks for 5 minutes before realising they weren't sharing their screen and has to do it all again
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Apr 30, 2024 09:47
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person that doesn't turn up to their own meeting and 10 mins in everyone realises it's because they actually died (This happened to a friend of mine, it wasn't him that died obvs)
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Apr 30, 2024 09:49
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised guy who has one relevant anecdote and keeps repeating it just joshin ya, its a funny story for real
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Apr 30, 2024 12:32
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Raluek posted:guy who has one relevant anecdote and keeps repeating it lol that's me for sure
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Apr 30, 2024 12:43
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guy with an anime av speaking at a department wide meeting
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Apr 30, 2024 22:00
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meeting participant with visionOS persona
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May 1, 2024 07:16
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy with an anime av speaking at a department wide meeting he’s the best guy on the team 
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May 1, 2024 13:50
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eschaton posted:meeting participant with visionOS persona no i'm pretty sure none of those exist
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May 1, 2024 22:00
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eschaton posted:meeting participant with visionOS persona instant ban from the meeting
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May 2, 2024 01:03
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can’t trust that person’s judgment
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guy that spends the entire meeting trying to get his camera working and finally does 30 seconds before the meeting ends
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