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vanisher

The label rubbed off so I couldnt tell what it was. Took one of the pills.

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vanisher

It had a sugar coating maybe tjese are for animals if so thats pretty cool

Heather Papps

hello friend


describe the pills into my new app, pilldr, and i bet we can figure out what they are.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

The label rubbed off so I couldnt tell what it was. Took one of the pills.

you know the policy, take a pill leave a pill

google THIS

take one lol

e: nm

vanisher

It had a meaty taste



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


finally you will be free from the tyranny of heartworms


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


FutonForensic

dog on a podcast excitedly talking about mind expansion and "seeing in color" after dropping a tab of heartgard

vanisher

What kind of dog breed would be the cops in the dog world I'm working on a joke thank you

vanisher

Hold on I worked it out thank you byobers okay heres the joke

An image of a German Shepard wearing sunglasses is peeking in from the side on another image of an empty Hartguard wrapper in black and white and some crying humans looking at it with the text "gard yourselves, not even once"

google THIS

Doing a line of front

google THIS

Wish I had a g/f with a dog so I could watch her squeeze oily fluid on its neck 1x/month

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

google THIS posted:

Wish I had a g/f with a dog so I could watch her squeeze oily fluid on its neck 1x/month

big tiddy oil squeezin goth g/f



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

nut

u ever see those miracle pills they peddle that they say when u take them they make sour taste sweet for a while p dumb if u take enough of any pill that happens

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

finally you will be free from the tyranny of heartworms

cures COVID too. Only side effect is making GBS threads your pants at Aldi's

Ass-penny

Barco Fiesta posted:

cures COVID too. Only side effect is making GBS threads your pants at Aldi's

Joke's on you, I was going to shid my pants at Aldi's either way :hehe:

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




congratulations on your find and your eradication of the heart worms :smugmrgw:



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

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Manifisto


(loudly) I found someone's boner pills!

wow, whoever ordered these boner pills just left them lying around! and they're so expensive! I'd better take them for safekeeping, in case the person whose boner pills they are comes looking for them! also haha how embarrassing, and to think they left them in my mailbox, so weird!!


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Why can't they make suppositories taste better

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Why can't they make suppositories taste better

yeah! i need something that tickles my assbuds iykwim



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

rear end-penny posted:

Joke's on you, I was going to shid my pants at Aldi's either way :hehe:

mrw i get ivermectin shidz in church
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

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Maybe the real heartworms were the friends we made along the way.

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