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I guess if I think about it for more than 5 minutes, being a gangster seems like it'd be alright. [Muzak plays]
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May 30, 2022 10:55
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May 12, 2024 08:35
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- Escape From Noise
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Paulie had a method: he’d cut the garlic so thin it’d melt in the pan. or sometimes used the powdered stuff, it’s just sauce. I tasted it, it was ok, on par with the jar stuff you’d get at the grocery store
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May 30, 2022 23:13
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- ulvir
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the shooting the kid’s foot scene, but instead of a pistol he throws a couple of popcorns for the kid to catch with his mouth
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May 30, 2022 23:43
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- teen witch
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[drives around incredibly hosed up on drugs and sweaty but gets himself a nice toasted poppy with cream cheese] THE GRAVY
e: Harry Nilsson still plays but it’s a song from The Point! and you tear up a little
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May 30, 2022 23:45
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- teen witch
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[is served ketchup and egg noodles] [loving explodes]
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May 30, 2022 23:48
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- FutonForensic
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Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. Wasn't that bad!
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May 31, 2022 01:39
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I'm punny how? Like I'm a bomb? Like I'm here to diffuse you? Punny how? How am I punny?
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May 31, 2022 01:48
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- Escape From Noise
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Take the gun, grab me one of the cannoli. That gun was pretty expensive and I'm on a diet, but I can cheat a bit! Good point! Grab one for yourself too!
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May 31, 2022 02:04
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- teen witch
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I'm punny how? Like I'm a bomb? Like I'm here to diffuse you? Punny how? How am I punny?
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May 31, 2022 08:21
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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OKazuma
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May 31, 2022 18:45
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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eyyy, im packing* here!
* - like, trans dudes packers
"That's OK, fella!" I say, doing a finger-gun
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May 31, 2022 18:46
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- FutonForensic
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I'm punny how? Like I'm a bomb? Like I'm here to diffuse you? Punny how? How am I punny?
lmao
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Jun 1, 2022 00:56
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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insane 5-second tracking shot into the front entrance of an Olive Garden
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Jun 1, 2022 02:29
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Sonny pulls into a tollbooth; a bunch of guys step out and throw confetti at him.
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Jun 1, 2022 15:03
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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hey, i'm in tulsa ovah heeah
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Jun 1, 2022 20:17
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- teen witch
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“no…no the dresses further in the back….no…oh you found them! so the Halston or the Diamond’s Run? both? marvelous”
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Jun 1, 2022 20:37
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May 12, 2024 08:35
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- teen witch
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sincere: if I am given acid on a thin garlic slice, I will drop everything I’m doing at any given time
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Jun 1, 2022 20:42
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