call my name through the cream

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kuskus

Good evening, I wonder if BYOB can help me with with a problem. I�m trying to help a loved one project their voice through a wall of cream so that I can hear them scream again. Can anyone tell me how this is technically possible? Looking for any tips to penetrate this extremely opaque but somehow still soft and impressionable barrier between us.

# ? May 31, 2022 04:22

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# ? May 7, 2024 16:47

sb hermit

# ? May 31, 2022 05:17

sb hermit

Hello? Operator? Please connect me to my name through the cream. What? How much? Please call collect, then.

# ? May 31, 2022 05:18

Stoner Sloth

first thing before you rush to renovate make sure it's not load bearing cream op, you'd be surprised at what kind of mess that can cause!

# ? May 31, 2022 06:56

Twenty Four

sb hermit posted:

# ? May 31, 2022 06:57

teen witch

scream into the cream

(screams rule everything around me)

# ? May 31, 2022 08:23

teen witch

real talk tho you�re gonna need to move into the country and get you some peaches

# ? May 31, 2022 08:25

Escape From Noise

Scream!
For your CREEEEEAM!

# ? May 31, 2022 13:32

Manifisto

good question op! cream rises, right? so your loved one's words are going to have to fall. there are a number of ways to accomplish this, but one possibility is that it can fall flat, like an unsuccessful joke or unpopular comment, such as speaking lightheartedly about forking the blockchain at a cryptocurrency convention. if you don't want your loved one talking about the blockchain (and I wouldn't blame you), try having your loved one talk about foliage and pumkin spice lattes I guess?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 31, 2022 14:02

nut

you have to go under the cream

# ? May 31, 2022 14:03

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

op did you try using a cream horn? to toot through the cream

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# ? May 31, 2022 14:25

Escape From Noise

Manifisto posted:

good question op! cream rises, right? so your loved one's words are going to have to fall. there are a number of ways to accomplish this, but one possibility is that it can fall flat, like an unsuccessful joke or unpopular comment, such as speaking lightheartedly about forking the blockchain at a cryptocurrency convention. if you don't want your loved one talking about the blockchain (and I wouldn't blame you), try having your loved one talk about foliage and pumkin spice lattes I guess?

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# ? May 31, 2022 14:28

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# ? May 31, 2022 14:44

Escape From Noise

Cash Rules Everything Around Me
Scream! Get the money!

# ? May 31, 2022 16:06

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Just get some 2x4's and some hammers and poo poo, OP. I don't know, maybe like a stapler or something???

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# ? Jun 1, 2022 04:43

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Maybe some beers for me and boys....

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# ? Jun 1, 2022 04:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Get some lemon juice or vinegar. That will curdle the cream, and then, uh, curdle sounds like heardle, which is almost like being heard.

# ? Jun 1, 2022 05:01

kuskus

Buttchocks posted:

Get some lemon juice or vinegar. That will curdle the cream, and then, uh, curdle sounds like heardle, which is almost like being heard.

This did it. We actually had some key lime juice for a pie I made, rancid as it was I put the half quart in my Camelback, stomped on it towards the cream wall and sprayed a fine mist that fell a hole through it. I heard them scream again, clear as a bell straight through the hole. The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.

# ? Jun 1, 2022 05:14

sb hermit

kuskus posted:

This did it. We actually had some key lime juice for a pie I made, rancid as it was I put the half quart in my Camelback, stomped on it towards the cream wall and sprayed a fine mist that fell a hole through it. I heard them scream again, clear as a bell straight through the hole. The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.

Must have been a horrible night to have a curse

# ? Jun 1, 2022 05:41

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

in the cream, no one can hear you scream

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 1, 2022 05:46

google THIS

kuskus posted:

The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.

But did it wash away the rain?

# ? Jun 1, 2022 15:35

alexandriao

teen witch posted:

scream into the cream

(screams rule everything around me)

dollop dollop bill y'all

# ? Jun 2, 2022 15:18

alexandriao

Manifisto posted:

good question op! cream rises, right? so your loved one's words are going to have to fall. there are a number of ways to accomplish this, but one possibility is that it can fall flat, like an unsuccessful joke or unpopular comment, such as speaking lightheartedly about forking the blockchain at a cryptocurrency convention. if you don't want your loved one talking about the blockchain (and I wouldn't blame you), try having your loved one talk about foliage and pumkin spice lattes I guess?

# ? Jun 2, 2022 15:19