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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Genesplicer posted:

I spent a month writing a grant to get the cash to set up a 40-computer learning lab, with Internet access. We got the grant, got the computers, got the Internet access (A fractional T-1 frame relay!) and within a month of letting kids get onto it, every single computer was laboring under the slowdown caused by BonziBuddy. Apparently, the district had not added some of the security software that we had specified, because they thought it was not necessary. Without the software, kids were free to add BonziBuddy (and lots of other malware) which pretty much wrecked the computers until the district relented and gave us the software.

Everyone has a learning curve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiRaRy4Qq8g

That sounds like an absolute goddamn nightmare, I went to a charter school in 9th grade where the math teacher was the IT guy, and didn't have the best security habits.
The kid with Down's Syndrome who was always slyly loving with everyone did a lot of work on a computer set aside for just him because he had a habit of just straight up goin for porn on all the shared ones; and that computer was also the ghost image that the server downloaded onto all of them every morning. In hindsight, this was a very bad computer security decision.
A few of my buddies and I used to get there early and LAN Mechwarrior 3 and Unreal Tournament 99, so cue our shock and uproarious laughter when we turned on 4 computers, they imaged; and then we were greeted with porn popups, bonzi buddy, loving every possible bad thing you could touch with IE.
It took us all of 30 seconds to figure out exactly what happened and how, and we went and told our math teacher as soon as he got there so he could get ahead of it before a bunch of people logged on to computers and parents got scandalized.
Dude was never allowed to use a computer unsupervised again after that; I only went there for a year, but according to people I know that graduated (and him at the reunion I went to) that policy was permanent lol

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jun 15, 2022

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I swear to God this is like the seventh time I've heard that Internet Explorer is being shut down.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I hope it sticks this time!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Detective No. 27 posted:

I swear to God this is like the seventh time I've heard that Internet Explorer is being shut down.

takes a while when you build unused legacy poo poo into all of the operating/business software at your giant multinational conglomerate

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Hello friends. I will always cherish the times shared together.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Wait, I just read the thread. Some of you are NOT nice and are NOT my friends.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Internet Explorer posted:

Wait, I just read the thread. Some of you are NOT nice and are NOT my friends.

change your name, coward

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
"IE" for me is like "oops"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Internet Explorer posted:

Hello friends. I will always cherish the times shared together.

gently caress you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Internet Explorer posted:

Hello friends. I will always cherish the times shared together.

Gonna miss you buddy.
You were the best Chrome downloader I ever had.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Years ago I put Firefox on my parents computer and replaced the shortcut with the IE icon because to them that was "the Internet". So as far as they know, IE is still working and will continue working.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it was better than netscape

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it was better than netscape

You son of a bitch. :argh:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

:laffo:

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
I'm fairly certain that iexplore.exe isn't ACTUALLY going away anytime soon. It's too intrinsically tied to Windows OS. Not sure about Win11, but I can't imagine they changed terribly much under the hood. Or are they actually changing the internals to use edge? I definitely get what looks like a suspiciously IE-esque embeded HTML interface when I mess around with group policies and poo poo...

Lifepuzzler fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jun 15, 2022

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


As long as I have a free pass to ignore msie bullshit when building things, I don't really care if it's actually embedded or not.

Now MS has to kill that stupid outlook renderer and my life will be even more improved

Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jun 16, 2022

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Does anyone officially hold the title of Internet Exposer? The first person to post goatman?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i poo poo on IE

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
lol they can’t even compile that piece of poo poo anymore.

Vice President
Jul 4, 2007

I'm number two around here.

Bluemillion posted:

"What is my purpose?"
"You download better browsers."
"Oh my god."

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
One version of IE, I'm pretty sure it was 5, had a feature where a little red asterisk would appear to the left of any site in your bookmarks, if you visited the site, and it had changed since your last visit. That feature disappeared, never to return. I liked that feature.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
dIE



Micro$oft but unironically

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I'm gonna celebrate by peein on my computer :yeshaha:

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