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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Let's be honest, wether it's a bad bump, someone being a bit careless or an AMAZING sell, there's always some pleasure in seeing some dude or gal getting their poo poo absolutely loving rocked.
Post some videos of our glorious fake sport wherein people get massacred so we can both lol and go "AAhh!! :gonk:" Bonus points if they deserve it! (Looking at you, JBL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnGnD92W68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSarumsUqWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1ScIBpUq0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiRbmQTxdkI

Please don't post gross death or paralysis stuff obv! I don't wanna see that hayabusa video!!

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxaWbB6-GBA

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


jfc lmao, i've never seen that one before

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1466701486709264385?s=20&t=tHAm1_tDJM_NMRF1qs9o2w

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCQFZdpCok

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

One of my favorite types of moment in these matches is when the tag team partner realizes "oh poo poo i guess we're beating this guy up for real" and either joins in or pretends to join in as a pretext to breaking the other two up. here we see the rare occurrence of Sid alternating between the two.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

little munchkin posted:

One of my favorite types of moment in these matches is when the tag team partner realizes "oh poo poo i guess we're beating this guy up for real" and either joins in or pretends to join in as a pretext to breaking the other two up. here we see the rare occurrence of Sid alternating between the two.

Sid was an absolute gem. If he did things right it ruled, if he hosed up it was hilarious. Never boring to watch.

Also I can't believe I forgot about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4qOI7xxn0

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


I legit thought these guy were going to kill each other.


TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

neoaxd posted:

Sid was an absolute gem. If he did things right it ruled, if he hosed up it was hilarious. Never boring to watch.

Also I can't believe I forgot about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4qOI7xxn0

Sid legit had one of the coolest instances of an entrance I've ever seen. He walks through the drunk crowd on Shotgun Saturday Night ranting, raving, and screaming. Looked cool as hell.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUwebNFLVw

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahXQlnGz0k

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aPlfPbEh9w

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQaVn4rnOI

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


I read that these were originally supposed to be sugar glass, but they realized that the pyro would have blown them out so they had to go with regular glass.


I watched this live as a kid and my understanding of wrestling up until that point was that it basically worked like cartoons where nobody actually got hurt :gonk:

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Here's my contribution

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/807199405824741377?s=20&t=lP8CrVh9vVXeLydXRypKfw

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKD4u0LxP1o

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare



Holy poo poo

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Still the immediate memory I have for Brodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKdT12ORO0

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


this one is a pretty classic rear end kicking. Dirt Bike Kid no sells Great Sasuke and Sasuke gets fed up and just obliterates his rear end and ends the match with a real guillotine choke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4LHgs7MI5g

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wrestling in a dirt bike chest protector at all is eating poo poo, getting wrecked, and being hosed on

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

Duke Pukem posted:

this one is a pretty classic rear end kicking. Dirt Bike Kid no sells Great Sasuke and Sasuke gets fed up and just obliterates his rear end and ends the match with a real guillotine choke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4LHgs7MI5g

Hell yeah. I had the vhs of the mask tournament this was from and would re-watched this match over and over laughing each time.

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

beepo posted:

Hell yeah. I had the vhs of the mask tournament this was from and would re-watched this match over and over laughing each time.

It's a 5 star match

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

All of this match qualifies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMU5S9VHhJM

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
You could make a whole separate thread of the Steiners just ruining dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdk1EW-pPv0

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1chdsoU6hw

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFEA6om48U&t=420s

Zach Gowen posted:

And we just went at it, and it got super crazy and violent and bloody, and he didn’t hurt me at all. In fact, one moment in our match, he was supposed to give me three powerbombs, like a triple powerbomb where you hold on, and then after two, he felt I got knocked out. Like he felt my body go limp for a second. I hit the back of my head on the mat. I was knocked out on the powerbomb. It was supposed to be three, but he felt that I was in danger, so he just let me go. He might’ve saved my life if we’re being 100% honest, at that point. The angle was just one of those things that people still remember and talk about and it’s on YouTube so it’s going to live forever.

Rene Dupree posted:

What I had heard is that he was caught smoking cigarettes backstage. If you’ve ever been backstage at a WWF [WWE] show, Vince [McMahon] has ‘no smoking’ signs all over the building… Remember that segment where Brock bashes his f***ing brains in with that steel chair in front of his own mother? That was punishment right there.

is pepsi ok fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jun 19, 2022

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

This one always pisses me off. Apparently Mike Sydal said he didn't want to take the move while BKNY was setting it up and he did it anyway and broke Mike's neck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsd4uKhGQZk

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


I specifically said no gross death stuff!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCR_Nmm188M

jesus lol

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

neoaxd posted:

I specifically said no gross death stuff!

My bad :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu2JlF79HOU

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

drat that's double the gross death stuff. quadruple

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