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Aesop Poprock posted:Your mom is responsible for all of us being hairy goons congratulations I’ll discuss reparations with her. For me, not for any of you, you have to find out her name and address yourself if you want to sue her!
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Ms. Nigma Balls amirite
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Jun 22, 2022 07:08
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Jelly posted:Mother-loving, titty-sucking 
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Jun 22, 2022 07:20
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This collection of books "Australia is a free country, free with any doubt. If you don't have food you're free to go without"
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Jelly posted:Mother-loving, titty-sucking
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Jun 22, 2022 07:41
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Legin Noslen posted:gently caress gently caress gently caress a duck Something about the energy of this one would be amazing if you sung it to test a live microphone at an event right before someone was supposed to give a speech or sing a song or do a comedy set and they would have to follow that and everyone would hate you
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Jun 22, 2022 07:57
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In the German Nick Where they hang you by your dick And they hang rude posters on the wall Your mind goes blank 'Cos you're dying for a wank And the mice play ping-pong with your balls
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Jun 22, 2022 07:58
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theres too much bubblegum in this dish the dog eats from here she could get sick
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Jun 22, 2022 08:02
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Ralph Hurley posted:My hat it has three corners, mein hut es hast drei ecke drei ecke hast mein hut und hast es nicht drei eche mein hut es werd nicht sein (we sung that in german class ALL THE TIME)
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Jun 22, 2022 19:40
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Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker takes ballet Batman's in the kitchen, Robin's in the hall. Joker's in the bathroom, pissing on the wall.
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Jun 22, 2022 19:46
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What, what? In the butt! I said what, what? In the butt!
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Jun 22, 2022 19:47
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poo poo drat gently caress-a drat gently caress-a drat drat Some drat bitch just stole my man I'm gonna find another fucker Better than the other fucker poo poo drat gently caress-a drat gently caress-a drat drat
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Jun 22, 2022 19:55
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One of the jump rope rhymes: Cinderella, dressed in yellow Went downstairs to kiss a fella Made a mistake Kissed a snake How many doctors will it take?
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Jun 22, 2022 21:48
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My old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He took me down the football pitch To see a football match. Fatty tackled Thinny And half the team at that Then he did a flying kick And knocked the goalie flat Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net? Halfway round the universe On a jumbo jet First he landed on Venus Then he landed on Mars Then he landed on the Sun And burnt his bloody arse
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Jun 23, 2022 13:51
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were y'all "out comes a tootsie roll" or "here comes the chocolate choo choo train" people?
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Jun 23, 2022 13:58
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danjal posted:This collection of books Thanks for reminding me of my turn of the century born Nanna who gifted this one and "alright vegemite" and used to love reading them with me.  These look like a newer colour print.
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Jun 23, 2022 14:34
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Today the theme songs for Gummi Bears and BotsMaster are competing for my mental attention
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Jun 23, 2022 14:41
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Baby, turn around and let me see that sexy body go Bump, bump, bump That is all I want to see Baby, show me, show me Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go Bump, bump, bump The way you're throwing that thing at me I can't take it, baby
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Jun 23, 2022 15:40
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bitte langsam bitte langsam bitte sprechen sie doch langsam ich bin auslander und spreche nicht gut deutsche
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Bang bang cops and robbers Bang bang robbers and cops Bang bang rob that bank Put em in jail, put em in jail
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Miss Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven The steamboat went to hell- O operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me, I’ll kick you right behind The ‘frigerator There lies a piece of glass Miss Susie fell upon it And cut her little as- K me no more questions Please tell me no more lies And then there must be two more lines but the memory cuts off right there every time…
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Jun 24, 2022 14:43
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Everything here is so cold Everything here is so dark I remember it as from a dream In the corner of this time Diabolic shapes float by Out from the dark I remember it was here I died By following the freezing moon
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Jun 24, 2022 14:48
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I remember the swear song my friend made up in the 2nd grade. Cocksucker motherfucker 2 balled bitch Your mothers in the kitchen cooking refried poo poo Your brothers in jail Your dad's in hell And your sisters on the corner crying pussy for sale. We were loving 7! His home life must have been bad.
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Jun 24, 2022 14:55
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Rugikiki posted:Miss Susie had a steamboat I know these things are all different everywhere but "wire your behind" because of the anachronistic telephone operator reference And the next line was The boys are in the girls room Zipping up their flies
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Jun 24, 2022 15:42
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The Bloop posted:I know these things are all different everywhere but "wire your behind" because of the anachronistic telephone operator reference -are in the meadow The bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend Are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark
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Jun 24, 2022 16:06
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The loving yes, yes vegetables song from cocomelon!
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Jun 24, 2022 16:08
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In a similar vein: A sol-, a sol-, A soldier I shall be Two pis-, two pis-, Two pistols on my knee For cu-, For cu- For curiosity I'll fight for the old count- Fight for the old count- Fight for the old country.
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Flinger posted:Bang bang cops and robbers
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