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Barking Gecko posted:Supermarket parking lot turf wars: cart faction v. trolley faction v. buggy faction "scatter! it's hell on wheels!" *a dozen rascal scooters crest the horizon*
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Suddenly old rivalries are forgotten as an oversized pickup truck quad parks |
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Jul 12, 2022 18:04
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From a dust beaten Lincoln Town car, the barely audible beat of "Get back" by Ludacris can be heard in the background |
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Jul 13, 2022 06:07
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Cinderful posted:From a dust beaten Lincoln Town car, the barely audible beat of "Get back" by Ludacris can be heard in the background ...Dirty D? |
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Jul 13, 2022 07:52
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No you hang up first! |
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Jul 13, 2022 23:35
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listen my daughter has sold girl scout cookies here for 3 (three) years!!!
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Jul 14, 2022 00:02
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*claps fist into palm* i'm about to put the wiggly in this fuckin piggly
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Jul 14, 2022 00:07
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Suplexing your jabroni rear end into a 2000 Honda Prius |
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Jul 14, 2022 02:12
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I think you misunderstand. You may think this is Team Valor turf, but you'll find my clotheslines are SUPER EFFECTIVE
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Jul 14, 2022 02:33
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Mom! Karen touched me FIRST! SHE started it!
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Jul 14, 2022 02:36
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the first rule of Jamaica Ave fight club is that you have to be specific about which taco bell you want to fight at the second rule is that you don't talk about fight club
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Jul 14, 2022 02:44
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No you kiss me hello first! (They don't realize they can kiss each other at the same time.) |
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Jul 14, 2022 05:12
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i said we'd meet at the pizza hut well i said we'd meet at the taco bell
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Jul 14, 2022 17:48
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Back in college some of my housemates got really into fistfighting in our townhouse complex's parking lot for fun. We'd just be hanging out at like 10pm and one of them would suddenly go "Hey, you wanna have a fistfight in the parking lot?" to the other roommate and we'd all file outside to watch them duke it out for a few minutes. sometimes they'd hurt each other a little and compliment each other on the other's effort.
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sig by Heather Papps!
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FPzero posted:Back in college some of my housemates got really into fistfighting in our townhouse complex's parking lot for fun. We'd just be hanging out at like 10pm and one of them would suddenly go "Hey, you wanna have a fistfight in the parking lot?" to the other roommate and we'd all file outside to watch them duke it out for a few minutes. sometimes they'd hurt each other a little and compliment each other on the other's effort. in highschool there was a fight club in the change rooms and the people organizing it got busted because they used school computers to edit and burn dvds of the fights
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Jul 14, 2022 21:09
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Heather Papps posted:in highschool there was a fight club in the change rooms and the people organizing it got busted because they used school computers to edit and burn dvds of the fights I imagine that it's just as good as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3NLa4ebX4E
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Jul 14, 2022 22:00
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nut posted:i said we'd meet at the pizza hut 
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Jul 15, 2022 00:01
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*puts up street beefs flyers on light poles, car windows, and people's backs* |
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Jul 16, 2022 19:19
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knuthgrush posted:*puts up street beefs flyers on light poles, car windows, and people's backs* Vet scans the microchip of the kitty I found "Um. Well, there's an address here" Fifteen years taking prescriptions |
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Jul 16, 2022 19:46
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bringing the wrong comb to the rumble that has absolutely no effect on my wet penguin-like slob of hair settled back into a dead immovable mountain |
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Jul 17, 2022 22:53
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trying to wrestle the shopping cart chain free but I don’t have a dollar
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Jul 18, 2022 04:11
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*scales the top of the cart corral and pelts passersby with lot gravel from swollen pockets* |
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