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Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

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I randomly remembered watching Trapped in the Closet many years ago and I'm wondering if it still holds up even with R Kelly being a garbage human being, thx

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Primm's Hood Cinema gives it a solid "no"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnXBEztMRxA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh_8FSaJOLo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It still holds up. But now the closet is a jail cell. Also Trapped in the Drive Through is shorter and better.

vvv Hello friend.

SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Jul 2, 2022

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!
Trapped in the drive-thru is better imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
R Kelly got 30 years for being a child toucher

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Woops! R Kelley got 30 years for being a child pisser

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Im just glad no kids were trapped with him

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
I'd rather take a 91 minute poo poo, and then take a 42 minute piss. In R. Kelly's face

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

runnypoops posted:

Im just glad no kids were trapped with him

but there were
you know the children he touched

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


no its this

https://youtu.be/iimA434pbDk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ok got it. R Kellty wants to get kids their passport for some reason.
Prolly because he wants to piss on them

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

R Kelly appeared to me while I was in a dream like state and whispered the secret of everlasting world peace to me and offered to lead us all to it and I told him NO, lmao

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
trapped in the closet is pretty good but r kelly's best songs are ones with sex in the title like 'sex planet' or 'sex weed'

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Rock and Roll Part One is great but the Vietnamese government should have still cut Gary Glitter’s head off.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

R.Kelly grabbed a booth right behind one of our highschool birthday parties at club level in the triangle on rush st. In Chicago. Multiple times.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

bridget had an affair with a midget

rip michael c williams

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

Flowers for QAnon posted:

R.Kelly grabbed a booth right behind one of our highschool birthday parties at club level in the triangle on rush st. In Chicago. Multiple times.

I've read this post 15 times and I still don't understand it

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


What other versions are there?

I've watched the south Park version. It's already a parody you can't parody it.

Weird Als version is a masterpiece. e: included a link forgetting it was already linked.

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
Weird Al's version is great, but it's better listened to than watched, the animation in the music video actively detracts from it

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Blooster posted:

I've read this post 15 times and I still don't understand it

Op hobnobbed with R in the club

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Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
It has been eclipsed by Man vs. Bee on netflix. Sorry, OP.

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