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The silly thing is that the movie started in 1963 and ended in 1983. By then the two boys could have just moved to any city and opened an antique store or something.
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Jul 7, 2022 19:42
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Hobologist posted:The silly thing is that the movie started in 1963 and ended in 1983. By then the two boys could have just moved to any city and opened an antique store or something. Had to keep climbin that dang rear end mountain, reckon. 
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Jul 7, 2022 19:43
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Had to keep climbin that dang rear end mountain, reckon. Typical red state arrogance, expecting the rest of the country to subsidize their lifestyle even if it's no longer viable.
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Jul 7, 2022 20:33
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Hobologist posted:Typical red state arrogance, expecting the rest of the country to subsidize their lifestyle even if it's no longer viable. Well the whole point was that they keep going up this mountain, where it’s cold, so they have to keep each other warm with body heat, like by default no homo. Like there is a romantic goal there, and if goddamn motherfucking America has the heart of gold we say it does, well then daggumit, we ought to build a goddamn robut to take them TO THE TOP!
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Jul 7, 2022 21:45
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Bad Purchase posted:i wish i had seen this movie. it would’ve been cool to have been turned gay in my late teens or early 20s by hollywood’s corrupting spell. I saw it with MY GIRLFRIEND at the time. So luckily I didn't catch THE GAY. I think that THE GAY was repelled by her estrogen or something.
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Jul 7, 2022 21:54
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Sophy Wackles posted:I remember nothing about the movie except they had to eat beans every day. That doesn’t seem like a good idea when you’re having anal sex tbh
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Jul 7, 2022 23:40
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I saw it with MY GIRLFRIEND at the time. So luckily I didn't catch THE GAY. maybe she took the gay bullet for you and got turned gay?
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Jul 7, 2022 23:57
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Klyith posted:maybe she took the gay bullet for you and got turned gay? Statistically speaking Brokeback only turned 30% of the audience gay after watching. some people were actually seriously worried about this at the time lol
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Jul 8, 2022 00:53
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i remember when it opened at the indie movie theater and there were middle-aged white women lined up like 2 city blocks out like they was handing out free copies of 50 shades of grey
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Jul 8, 2022 01:11
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There's suspicion that a friend's husband is having a gay affair so I've suggested leaving a note in the cooler next time they disappear to go fishing for 3+ days.
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Jul 8, 2022 01:12
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I saw it and cried for an hour after it but that’s probably because I’m a softie and a queer and it had so much stoic pining and also I didn’t want to get murdered by homophobes like poor Jack probably was.
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Jul 8, 2022 01:35
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Never really like Westeners.
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so jack has definitely been around the block a few times right? ennis, yeah, that was his first time for sure, but jack? holy poo poo. ennis just spits on his own dick and goes for it and jack is like ☺️ see u bitch it honestly looks more like a rape. ennis just fuckin shoves him down and yanks down the back of his jeans all "I am loving you now  "NOT ideal don't get me wrong, it's completely believable that two bros at work would wordlessly realize they want to gently caress, and even both just know who's bottoming, I don't know why but it does just go that way sometimes, but more realistically that's followed by between 5 minutes and 2 years of going "😳 what the hell." and trying to gauge the other guy's reaction to see if he feels it too without looking too flustered. then they start nervously moving closer together, maybe just letting their legs touch without moving them away at first. each taking cautious liberties and each repeatedly realizing that they're fine with how this is going and that they want to take it further. touch becomes heavy petting becomes exploratory, imploring and curious grasps reaching into areas bros don't touch on other bros and suddenly it's not bro poo poo anymore then when he goes for it the bottom goes "OW! gently caress! OW. ow ow ow ow ow" and the top is like "oh gently caress are you okay? poo poo dude I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-" and the bottom is like "[taking deep breaths] oh ffffuck, gently caress, ow. gently caress! hooo. [shakes head, trying to laugh it off] hahhh! gently caress that hurt, haha. hnnnngh...." but america wasn't ready for that in 2005
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Jul 8, 2022 02:29
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Das Boo posted:How gay is it, on a scale of Disney's-First-Gay-Character-Again to Malcolm-McDowell's-Caligula? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElMQRsLb-8
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Jul 8, 2022 02:45
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never saw it but my grandma in law went to see it expecting a modern spaghetti western so lol she said it was p good anyway so she stayed to watch
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Jul 8, 2022 02:53
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Cowslips Warren posted:I feel bad for their wives. They were being cheated on pretty much the entire marriage. shoulda made a sequel where the wives hooked up
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Jul 8, 2022 02:54
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That doesn’t seem like a good idea when you’re having anal sex tbh Dude these guys are loving each other’s backs out, I think they give zero fucks about some beans on they dick. 
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Jul 8, 2022 02:55
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If anything the fiber from the beans would make for a good dump before they sodomize each other.
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I saw it and now I'm on the ram ranch.
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