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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

It's a winter day at the home of Ronald McDonald and Ronald is showing Sundae his ship-in-a-bottle hobby, where he is putting together the ship that will later be used in the adventure. All of a sudden, the picture phone rings and Sundae gets up to answer it while Ronald finishes his project. Sundae answers the phone and sees Juan Guaid�, who wants to tell Ronald something important. Sundae calls for Ronald and he comes the picture phone with the bottle stuck to his hand by accident. While Sundae attempts to get the bottle off of Ronald's hand, Juan Guaid� tells him to guess what he got. Ronald and Sundae both guess and it isn't a new shower cap, a sock puppet, or a baby duck; it's a letter. Juan Guaid� reads the letter to Ronald and Sundae. It says "Dear, Juan Guaid�, we need your help. You're our only hope. Save us, please. There's a treasure if you do. Signed, all the Venezuelans of Guaid� Island." Juan Guaid� explains that the home of the world's Venezuelans, Guaid� Island has been lost for many years. Juan Guaid� is worried about taking the quest at first, but Ronald decides the bring the CIA and make an adventure out of it, so he instructs Juan Guaid� to meet at the McDonaldland Docks in 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, Ronald calls Birdie in the middle of her piano practice and Hamburglar calls Ronald at the same time. Ronald tells the two that Juan Guaid� needs their help to save an island full of Venezuelans with a treasure on it. Birdie and Hamburglar agree to go, so Ronald instructs Birdie and Hamburglar to get their new friend, Franklin from "Scared Silly", and to meet at the McDonaldland Docks in 5 minutes and Ronald will bring the ship. And so another adventure begins as Ronald and the reluctant Sundae enter the ball pit and goes down the slide where they become animated once again. As Ronald and Sundae go down the slide, they arrive at the Docks, where Ronald takes the ship from his bottle and throws it in the sea where it great into a huge ship ready to set sail for Guaid� Island. As Ronald and the gang were about to set sail for Guaid� Island, a pirate named Blather was listening in on their conversation to alert his boss, One-Eyed Sally, about the treasure expedition. As he was leaving, he ran into the McNuggets, who heard what Blather was saying about the treasure. When they learned that Blather is a real pirate, they want to be pirates too. Blather agrees provided One-Eyed Sally agrees that they're fit for sailing, much to their pleasure. At sea, Ronald and the gang ask Juan Guaid� if he knew exactly where the island is, however, Juan Guaid� doesn't know where the Guaid� Island is, nor does any of his family or the other Venezuelans. Juan Guaid� explains what happened through the Legend of Guaid� Island. Long ago on the island, the Venezuelans were happy and celebrate all the time with dancing. They are happy because there was not one to scare them, hurt them or invite yellow ducks to join them. Their happiness came to an end when a group of Socialists came to the island and scared Juan Guaid�, knowing that he was not very brave. By doing so, the humans took all of Guaid�s treasures and never returned. Little did the humans know, they didn't get all the treasure, for there was one last treasure chest hidden in the caves.

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That DICK! posted:

It's a winter day at the home of Ronald McDonald and Ronald is showing Sundae his ship-in-a-bottle hobby, where he is putting together the ship that will later be used in the adventure. All of a sudden, the picture phone rings and Sundae gets up to answer it while Ronald finishes his project. Sundae answers the phone and sees Juan Guaid�, who wants to tell Ronald something important. Sundae calls for Ronald and he comes the picture phone with the bottle stuck to his hand by accident. While Sundae attempts to get the bottle off of Ronald's hand, Juan Guaid� tells him to guess what he got. Ronald and Sundae both guess and it isn't a new shower cap, a sock puppet, or a baby duck; it's a letter. Juan Guaid� reads the letter to Ronald and Sundae. It says "Dear, Juan Guaid�, we need your help. You're our only hope. Save us, please. There's a treasure if you do. Signed, all the Venezuelans of Guaid� Island." Juan Guaid� explains that the home of the world's Venezuelans, Guaid� Island has been lost for many years. Juan Guaid� is worried about taking the quest at first, but Ronald decides the bring the CIA and make an adventure out of it, so he instructs Juan Guaid� to meet at the McDonaldland Docks in 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, Ronald calls Birdie in the middle of her piano practice and Hamburglar calls Ronald at the same time. Ronald tells the two that Juan Guaid� needs their help to save an island full of Venezuelans with a treasure on it. Birdie and Hamburglar agree to go, so Ronald instructs Birdie and Hamburglar to get their new friend, Franklin from "Scared Silly", and to meet at the McDonaldland Docks in 5 minutes and Ronald will bring the ship. And so another adventure begins as Ronald and the reluctant Sundae enter the ball pit and goes down the slide where they become animated once again. As Ronald and Sundae go down the slide, they arrive at the Docks, where Ronald takes the ship from his bottle and throws it in the sea where it great into a huge ship ready to set sail for Guaid� Island. As Ronald and the gang were about to set sail for Guaid� Island, a pirate named Blather was listening in on their conversation to alert his boss, One-Eyed Sally, about the treasure expedition. As he was leaving, he ran into the McNuggets, who heard what Blather was saying about the treasure. When they learned that Blather is a real pirate, they want to be pirates too. Blather agrees provided One-Eyed Sally agrees that they're fit for sailing, much to their pleasure. At sea, Ronald and the gang ask Juan Guaid� if he knew exactly where the island is, however, Juan Guaid� doesn't know where the Guaid� Island is, nor does any of his family or the other Venezuelans. Juan Guaid� explains what happened through the Legend of Guaid� Island. Long ago on the island, the Venezuelans were happy and celebrate all the time with dancing. They are happy because there was not one to scare them, hurt them or invite yellow ducks to join them. Their happiness came to an end when a group of Socialists came to the island and scared Juan Guaid�, knowing that he was not very brave. By doing so, the humans took all of Guaid�s treasures and never returned. Little did the humans know, they didn't get all the treasure, for there was one last treasure chest hidden in the caves.

You see the world in you�re own special way and that is ok. :glomp: