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Like idk there’s the fly, and faceoff, and you know they were gonna write it into perfect strangers but balky was too strong of a character. I know there’s some body/brainswap movies I’m missing here but gently caress it. Like ok, so medicine and technology gets to the point where you can do a casual buttswap, you can surgically remove your rear end and trade it with another rear end. Who should be buttswapped and why? Like 2 chicks, 2 dudes, chick and a dude. Like the opening scene is a buttswapper in a jeans store and he is sad because he has a woman’s rear end but man legs. And the woman working there shows kindness to him, cares for him, restores his confidence, takes him in and caresses his rear end, eats his rear end, spanks his rear end, lets him borrow her sweatpants. Now he’s jogging and feeding geese in the park. Until he runs into the woman with.. HIS rear end! *record needle scratch* 
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When you come for the man with 6 butts you best not miss
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Soundtrack by the City Girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QryoOF5jEbc
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I'm seeing more of an rear end pokemon scenario. Going out into the big world to catch all the asses and then make them fight. Different gyms for different asses (shovel rear end, bubble butt, etc) And we already have a protagonist: rear end Ketchum
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rear end need caught
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I'd rather watch Nut Swap, OP. That's the one where they switch a dudes left ball with his right. It's a surprisingly painless procedure but it causes all sorts of hilarious chaos on the body. Like you can only walk backwards and your whole digestive system flips around. You gotta drink through your dick like a straw and shove burgers up your rear end.
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Jul 9, 2022 07:11
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They already did that over five years ago in Loaded Weapon 1.
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Linux Pirate posted:I'm seeing more of an rear end pokemon scenario. Going out into the big world to catch all the asses and then make them fight. Different gyms for different asses (shovel rear end, bubble butt, etc) lol
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The CIA does a secret rear end swap between your wife and the Director of the CIA and then they blackmails you about it and make you perform a terrorist act.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Like idk there’s the fly, and faceoff, and you know they were gonna write it into perfect strangers but balky was too strong of a character. I know there’s some body/brainswap movies I’m missing here but gently caress it. Like ok, so medicine and technology gets to the point where you can do a casual buttswap, you can surgically remove your rear end and trade it with another rear end. Who should be buttswapped and why? Like 2 chicks, 2 dudes, chick and a dude. Like the opening scene is a buttswapper in a jeans store and he is sad because he has a woman’s rear end but man legs. And the woman working there shows kindness to him, cares for him, restores his confidence, takes him in and caresses his rear end, eats his rear end, spanks his rear end, lets him borrow her sweatpants. Now he’s jogging and feeding geese in the park. Until he runs into the woman with.. HIS rear end! *record needle scratch* You’ve just written an I Think You Should Leave skit
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What if you swap asses but still feel everything that happens to your original rear end? All the things people do to it and so on? Like, hypothetically, imagine you are at an important dinner when someone starts loving your rear end. I bet that could lead to some awkward situations.
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I think Metis already did this one with goon financing.
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:You’ve just written an I Think You Should Leave skit Except Clam’s was kind of funny
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:You’ve just written an I Think You Should Leave skit The ITYSL skit would be more about a white man getting a black woman's rear end and now he can't stop twerking whenever he hears music.
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I want to try out having one of those absolutely massive asses some of these women seem to have just to experience sitting down
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Jul 10, 2022 00:42
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WTS: 56yo arse, some hair, occasional piles, touch of jock itch. WLTSW any other arse at all really. Object: franchise, poss tv series, merch.
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Jul 10, 2022 00:48
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starring hank hill and rikishi
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KC Green and Crudbump already got there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk
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dr.acula posted:I want to try out having one of those absolutely massive asses some of these women seem to have just to experience sitting down It's an ordeal. You could die if you are not trained well enough.
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Pretty sure the OP had a bodyswap between his rear end and his brain. Long ago.
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I only posted that because it is an obvious joke. Not because I think the OP is a butthead. He's more like a Beavis to me.
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i don't understand how travolta's wife didn't notice that her husbands dick was suddenly different. what, am i supposed to believe that travolta and cage have identical dicks now? i bet she knew the whole time, that conniving bitch
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Pac and Cheese posted:i don't understand how travolta's wife didn't notice that her husbands dick was suddenly different. what, am i supposed to believe that travolta and cage have identical dicks now? i bet she knew the whole time, that conniving bitch Travolta never had sex with his wife he doesn't swing that way
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Jul 10, 2022 01:47
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We already made a movie that involved butts and swapping.
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how about a movie where someone from the future is trying to clone ancient butts so they can open an ancient butt amusement park. tagline "hold onto your butts"
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yeah and then you get sued by Jurassic Park!
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Had such a good post title and then you had to go gently caress it all up with your actual posting
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If there are any problems with the practical butt effects I'm sure they'll be able to fix it in posterior
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Pac and Cheese posted:i don't understand how travolta's wife didn't notice that her husbands dick was suddenly different. what, am i supposed to believe that travolta and cage have identical dicks now? i bet she knew the whole time, that conniving bitch They couldn’t show the dick swap or even insinuate it back in the nineties but John Woo has confirmed that it’ll be in the reboot.
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I was to take his rear end....OFF
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If I only could I'd make a deal with god And I'd get him to swap our asses
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Voted goku
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Yes.
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Pac and Cheese posted:i don't understand how travolta's wife didn't notice that her husbands dick was suddenly different. what, am i supposed to believe that travolta and cage have identical dicks now? i bet she knew the whole time, that conniving bitch That’s how Hollywood casts starring roles idiot. Matching penis size. Supporting roles slightly smaller, all the way down to extremely small penis extras. Everybody can act but who are people really gonna listen to? 
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This would make a mockery of the events at the rear end Olympics.
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:This would make a mockery of the events at the rear end Olympics. Ugghhh bro just got an rear end swap and I’m totally not in my element. Probably not even gonna win best pump, cute grip, jigglemeter, or channel of sweatbeads in a shotglass this year. Still got hope for the quarter bounce tho. 
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nationalize rear end party welcome to the rear end-zi party what does that sound like?? see how this is problematic????
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pretty sure a lot of actors use stunt butts already
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Quaid with his butt swap rear end climbs up to sit into the grooves and activate the reactor.
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