[56k NO] help me solve a mystery

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

This morning after I was taking a load out (heh) I noticed a United States American note currency sitting right at the front of the machine, to the value of 1 (one) United States Dollar.

Hardly a mystery, I hear you sneer disdainfully. Well cop this, I live in Great Nation of Australia

So tell me wisened and gnarled goon sleuths, how did this dollar find its way into my washing machine? :tinfoil:

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# ? Jul 11, 2022 01:22

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# ? May 9, 2024 03:10

biosterous

dollar bill clearly has the illuminati on it, that should answer your question and raise further questions instead

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# ? Jul 11, 2022 01:53

Tebulot: im hip now bois

I got a pile of $1 notes from when I was deployed to afgan, so maybe somebody was trying to see if they can get some use out of theirs?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 02:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Tebulot posted:

I got a pile of $1 notes from when I was deployed to afgan, so maybe somebody was trying to see if they can get some use out of theirs?

Is the use sneaking the $1 bills into Australian washing machines under the cover of darkness?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 03:06

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

you're in australia so the reverse side is showing instead op

# ? Jul 11, 2022 03:16

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

If the $1 is a pay-to-post bribe, my DMs are open fyi

# ? Jul 11, 2022 03:21

Tebulot: im hip now bois

Chewbecca posted:

Is the use sneaking the $1 bills into Australian washing machines under the cover of darkness?

Lmao yeah probs

I can't remember if that was all masonic or illuminai imagery though, maybe hit up your local lodge and ask them what it was doing in the washing machine

# ? Jul 11, 2022 03:28

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Maybe thats what they want me to do :tinfoil:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 03:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

Is the use sneaking the $1 bills into Australian washing machines under the cover of darkness?

it's clearly counterfeit. expect US Marshalls soon
:ohdear:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 04:41

Tebulot: im hip now bois

2 American dudes named Marshall: hey I think that's my dollar u found

# ? Jul 11, 2022 05:58

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

US Marshalls have no jurusdiction here :colbert:

I only respect the authority of a Gaz, or maybe a couple of Wazzas :australia:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 06:02

Ass-penny

I'm assuming this is a private laundry machine at your place? because if you're at a laundromat I'd assume it was left by someone before you.

any chance you were handed an american note in place of an aussie one last time you got change for something and just failed to notice?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 06:09

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

rear end-penny posted:

I'm assuming this is a private laundry machine at your place? because if you're at a laundromat I'd assume it was left by someone before you.

any chance you were handed an american note in place of an aussie one last time you got change for something and just failed to notice?

We use one dollar coins here in God's chosen country, Australia.

Please see below Exhibit A69.420:

Also I am a cool young professional on the go, using the 'tap and go' function. Who gets change ityool 2022? not this guy

# ? Jul 11, 2022 06:33

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

paper money? in 2022?

very suspicious

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# ? Jul 11, 2022 06:41

Finger Prince

Is it possible you might be Carmen Santiago?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 06:41

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# ? Jul 11, 2022 06:44

Ass-penny

literally no one is spending paper notes still in Australia? are the denominations coins all the way up or are just single dollars replaced with coins?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 07:29

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

rear end-penny posted:

literally no one is spending paper notes still in Australia? are the denominations coins all the way up or are just single dollars replaced with coins?

We are a simple people who barter for goods and services. I might offer a jar of vegemite in exchange for a lamington, you might offer a performance on a didgeridoo for a schooey or two

We make it work

# ? Jul 11, 2022 07:36

Tebulot: im hip now bois

Marmite need not apply

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:37

Twenty Four

I'll take the blame. If that's the price to pay to have you around posting in byob again, it's a small price to pay. ($1)

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Twenty Four posted:

I'll take the blame. If that's the price to pay to have you around posting in byob again, it's a small price to pay. ($1)

The mystery was the friends we made along the way :unsmith:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:07

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# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:55

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

Lol this reminded me I still have leftover cash from US and AU trips a couple years back. :10bux:

fighting in my wallet trying to gain the coveted "best currency in the English speaking market" award :thunk:

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AU is the clear winner
UK was not as transparent
US was the most opaque by far

# ? Jul 11, 2022 13:23

biosterous

silly australia, blue is the colour of $5 and purple is the colour of $10

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# ? Jul 11, 2022 13:35

Leraika: Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

non-american paper money is wild

# ? Jul 11, 2022 14:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You have discovered a specimen of the 'dollar' fungus, specious americanus, which proliferates mostly in North America, but can be found on other continents as well. It can infect the human body, so don't rub it on your feet or eyeballs.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:45

cruft

It's payback for y'all loving with us about dropbears.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:01

Tebulot: im hip now bois

cruft posted:

It's payback for y'all loving with us about dropbears.

what do you mean

we'd never lie to our american friends about something like that :colbert:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 22:43

Khanstant

that might not be a real dollar, cut it in hal;f and see if the microchip is in

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:00

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:37

Ass-penny

how do aussies get their preferred powdered drugs up their noses with coins and barter? seems sus, as the kids would say :colbert:

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:37

Tebulot: im hip now bois

Rolled up Woolworths receipts

# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:41

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

rear end-penny posted:

how do aussies get their preferred powdered drugs up their noses with coins and barter? seems sus, as the kids would say

First note itbp (in the below post) is ten dollarydoos from God's chosen country :ssh:

Unfortunately no Australian currency was found in my fine Australian washing machine? Mods??

NumptyScrub posted:

Lol this reminded me I still have leftover cash from US and AU trips a couple years back. fighting in my wallet trying to gain the coveted "best currency in the English speaking market" award

_{*UK law apparently requires me to put a big SPECIMEN on the photo for... reasons?}

AU is the clear winner
UK was not as transparent
US was the most opaque by far

# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:41

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Tebulot posted:

Rolled up Woolworths receipts

I prefer Chemist Warehouse

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# ? May 9, 2024 03:10

KitConstantine

Have you purchased any thrift store apparel recently? Maybe it was lurking in a pocket and now you have a maybe-haunted dollar

# ? Jul 12, 2022 04:17

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