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vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

6. Clank Beststrike

Clank Beststrike: HP: 1/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

The Horror pounced!! Clank was ready to smack it.

ENC: POWER ATTACK ON POUNCING HORROR

power attack the pouncing horror!!: 1d8 6

vorebane fucked around with this message at 07:04 on May 3, 2024

# ? Apr 30, 2024 05:46

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# ? May 6, 2024 02:08

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3~~(4)~~ Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+2
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 53
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS/1WARP

Alterations:
_{Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.

Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.}

Class Abilities:_{Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack

Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)

Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.

Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)}

---

Miiranda 5a.m. entered the hex calmy and took shelter behind the giant, YEET-branded Preventimek. Peeking out from behind it she shouted "We have you surrounded, idle-doers! Return to your work-stations, or face the wrath of the ZODIAC!"
She proceeded to shower the ongoing riot down in hot, resentful plasma to really drive home the point.

ENC: Coverfire Infernista vs Striker 1
Leaving the roll to Bee since I don't know how the neutral preventigats suppress works!

# ? Apr 30, 2024 07:37

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Luxe: 25L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: _{Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).}
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: _{fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject�s next attack.}
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: _{Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal}
Mire Set Bonus (2): _{Poison DR +1}
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

Striding into the hex on the look out for lurking workers to unionize towards, what The Confessor found instead was a swarm of creatures of various shapes and sizes and Diver Gattahell in the flesh.

[Hello Gattahell] And he raised his Shotgun as it began to spur up audibly [Duck]

>Bookkeeping Check, did I get +1 Scrap from the CS-Diamante?
CrabENC: +1 DR to Confessor
fENC: Activate Half-Astral for +3 DR and 1 Warp
ENC: Attack Slithy Horror 1 with the DPM Shotgun, 1d10/2 Rampage (+1UP CS-Ranker, +4UP CQC Stock, -1UP Aug Limit for +4 UP total) 1d18/2 Rampage = 5

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Apr 30, 2024

# ? Apr 30, 2024 12:04

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell

x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 5 (2-1+3+1) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 5 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 64 | Kills: 9 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +3 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3 | Hatch: Popped
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range}

"Laidlow laughstock."

Cursing her luck - or lack thereof - at such an ill-timed chance encounter, Gattahell flipped off their earnest rival-in-scans and ducked down into the rig's cockpit. There, she got her innate augments to draw on powers of the immateriable to make her temporarily more impermeable to, say, a random mass driver packet driveby.

freeENC: Half-Astral (+3 DR, +1 Warp)
ENC: Cover (+1 DR, Downscale on attacks, SpinCyclR negates -1 Heat) (if Cover not permitted w/popped hatch, then Suppress mobs)

# ? Apr 30, 2024 17:12

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 3: Fhievel

_{[HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE 30]}

_{TOKENS: 3 Warp}

_{Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.

Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2

Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List

Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls

Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.

D-Mutation - Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.}

Fhievel turned their attention to the varmints facing them. Thinking quickly, they reached into the substrate, yanked out a sparking wire, and lasso'd it towards the camera. It fell several meters short, doing nothing, and Fhievel stared at it numbly.

ENC
IMPROV: 1d6 6
Exposed Conduit Preventicam +2 Optiscope Upscales: 1d12 2 [Optiscope Bonus Increases to +3]

# ? Apr 30, 2024 17:59

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 83
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 3/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

_{D-Augs: Void Revolution _{(Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.)} // D-ynamo _{(Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.)} // Heliopause _{(Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) _{(When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)}}
Minions:
-

The stand-off between the Skabb and the Strikers is suddenly interrupted by vortex winds as glitter starts to shift into the hall. First a trickle, then a deluge, of the strange D-matter homes into the middle of the cyclone, even as the former occupants and a collection of loose junk and machinery are thrown about by the air currents.

"PREPARE✨ YOURSELVES🖤 O ♟♠️MINIONS OF EVIL♠️♟"

The Skabb is crushed to death by a flying forklift.

"FOR✨ A✨ SUPER✨ SPARKLING✨ DIVER✨ ASSAULT✨"

One of the Strikers breaks their neck on a wall, another flies into and is subsequently impaled by a bunch of scaffolding.

"IF✨ YOU🖤 DARE⭐ THAT IS~🎶"

The glitter finally coalesces to form R0ZEG0LD, who follows the momentum to a couple of twirls, before suddenly braking (somehow) just in time to give a peace sign to a passing camdrone. She stands midair, surveying the scene for enemies, until her gaze happens upon the surviving Striker, whose journey was cushioned by a pile of empty YEETboard boxes in an utility closet.

The D-breaker raises an appraising eyebrow at her foe as they stumble out from the tiny room, their eyes raised warily at the airborne Diver they couldn't hope to reach.

"HONESTLY✨"

"I✨ WAS EXPECTING💗 A BIT MORE🌟"

She sighs, places one hand upon the Crux, and points another towards the mutant, palm open.

"BUT✨ IT'S OK⭐ TO BE DISAPPOINTED💔 SOMETIMES💖"

She winks at the camdrone.

"THAT'S✨ PART OF⭐ LIFE TOO❣️"

D-energies start to gather and crackle in her open palm.

ENC: Improv table roll [1d6]=1 Junk Tower!
Junk Tower against the Skabb and 3 Strikers in that order [_4d6]=(4+4+3+4)

# ? Apr 30, 2024 21:24

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 1 Air: 3
Tokens:
1 Burn, 2 Spore

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: _{Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.}

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: _{Familiar Limit +1}
CS-Medical: _{Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged}

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

fENC: Cover
ENC: Spend 1 Power to attack twice using DPM Pistol vs PouncHo, Aimed Attack @d10: 1d10 8
Unaimed Attack @d8: 1d8 1

# ? May 1, 2024 15:45

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

1. The Confessor II / 9. Upyrass Gattahell
[Half-Astral] Confessor +3DR!
[Crab] Confessor +1DR!
[Half-Astral] Gattahell +3DR!
Confessor hits Horror 1!
Gattahell takes Cover!
Skate 1 misses Gattahell!
Skate 2 misses Gattahell!
Horror 1 misses Confessor!
Horror 2 hits Confessor!
Horror 3 misses Confessor!

Confessor takes no damage (reduced from 1), 1 Poison, and 1 Warp!
Gattahell takes 1 Warp!
Horror 1 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!

3. Fhievel
Fhievel Improvises�Exposed Conduits overload!
>PreventCam avoids the hazard!
Horror hits PreventiCam!

PreventiCam takes 1 damage and is destroyed!

4. Miiranda 5A.M.
PreventiCam assists YEET!
PreventiGat lays down Suppression!
[Coverfire] Miiranda misses Striker 1!
Preventigat hits Striker 1!
Enforcer hits Striker 2!
PreventiMek hits Striker 2!
Striker 1 misses PreventiCam!
Striker 2 misses PreventiCam!

Striker 1 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
Striker 2 takes 10 DAMAGE and is destroyed!

6. Clank Beststrike
Clank hits Horror!
Horror hits Clank!

Clank takes no damage (reduced from 2)!
Horror takes 3 damage (reduced from 5) and 1 Break!

7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Skabb attempts to Retreat!
[BLEAK PREVIEW] HI-SPEED RAIL misses R0ZEG0LD!
Errant railshot destabilizes the module!
Hex plummets into [Crater], damaging all inhabitants!
R0ZEG0LD Improvises�Junk Tower topples!
>Skabb is hit!
>Striker 1 is hit!
>Striker 2 avoids damage!
>Striker 3 is hit!
Striker 1 can�t hit R0ZEG0LD!
Striker 2 can�t hit R0ZEG0LD!
Striker 3 can�t hit R0ZEG0LD!

R0ZEG0LD takes 2 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
Skabb takes 7 Damage and is destroyed!
Striker 1 takes 7 Damage and is destroyed!
Striker 2 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
Striker 3 takes 7 Damage and is destroyed!
:siren:

R0ZEG0LD is Down! :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:

Death Cache deployed at F02!
R0ZEG0LD, [Surrender], [Return], or [Subscribe] to PRIMEO DethDeelz?

8. Jennywine Cellardoor
Jennywine takes Cover!
Skate 1 hits Jenny!
Skate 2 hits Jenny!

Jennywine takes no damage (reduced from 2)!

11. Liselotte
[Coverfire] Liselotte hits Horror!
[Doubletap] Liselotte misses Horror!
Horror hits Liselotte!

Liselotte takes no damage (reduced from 3)!
Horror takes no damage (reduced from 2)!

Wreckers, take Action! :siren:

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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 01:31 on May 2, 2024

# ? May 2, 2024 01:23

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

"AH✨"

A voice rings from Between once more.

"I✨ SHOULD HAVE💖 LISTENED TO 🤸‍♀️💛MIIRANDA🧡👑 AND NOT NEGLECT💔 MY❤️ POST DIVING✨ STRETCHES💗"

"NOW✨ I❤️ HAVE A STRAIN❤️‍🩹"

"💔✨OUCH✨💔"

[RETURN]

# ? May 2, 2024 02:16

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

"Haven't seen this much firepower directed at non-wreckers from non-wreckers since the last time there was a Magneto-Mantle at tier two on the field. Still, chalk up one for gravity, good thing she's flying with rebuy.

Fhievel, good job not dying."

# ? May 2, 2024 02:21

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 3: Fhievel

_{[HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE 30]}

_{TOKENS: 3 Warp}

Fhievel noted their Sponsor's congratulations numbly, all to aware that they were alone and their Boss had fallen victim to the Zodiac. Nervously, they began to exude propolis and goop onto equipment given to them by a different Boss, making it into something new.

ACT Apiculture Reti-Tool

# ? May 2, 2024 14:23

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

[quote="Swedish Thaumocracy" post="539247914"]
WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3~~(4)~~ Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+2
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 0/2(3) Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 53
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS/1WARP

Alterations:
_{Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.

Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.}

Class Abilities:_{Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack

Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)

Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.

Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)}

---

Miiranda 5a.m. dove for safety as a railgun round whizzed overhead, obliterating her mentor-ally and the entire section of the platform she was standing on. "Oh noes! I hope Diver ✨💖R0ZEGOLD💖✨remembers to roll before she hits the ground, falling without being prepared for it can be very dangerous!" "Anyway, great job workunits. A real team-effort!" she beamed at the assembled yeetage. "We sure got this place on lockdown. Now, you scurry along to your yeetings and guardrounds and I'll clean up this little mess before the bigwigs show up, yeah? Oh and don't worry about little old me, mopping mutant blood is just like curling practice! Ahaha."

ACT: Salvage two dead strikers for Scrap and +1 Power

# ? May 2, 2024 18:11

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell

x2

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-2) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 6 (+1) | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 64 | Kills: 9 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +3 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3 | Hatch: Popped
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range}

"Unctuous uggo."

Gattahell shooed off the skates with a kick and got her PWN to fix the fizzy feel she'd been hanging on to. Horrors could be real quick to pounce on weakness like that and it was better if she didn't smell of it besides.

She glanced to the side her red DVEye scanglowing at Confessor - or more specifically, his new crabby companion.

"R0ZE got got, huh. Typic, but least she'll be back. Gon move, but will try sploden de hive in a bit, penden what's ovva dere. Preciate ya letten me have de scanpotunity, good hunten. Here's ta blowen dat sadsack SAGITprop ta strato."

freeSCAN: Tight Scan Crab (+1 Synth)
ACT: Heal 1 poison (-1 med)

# ? May 2, 2024 20:23

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Luxe: 25L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 1W/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: _{Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).}
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: _{fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject�s next attack.}
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: _{Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal}
Mire Set Bonus (2): _{Poison DR +1}
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

[Very well I will stay abreast here and make a mess of this crowd of critters we seem to have gathered] Replied The Confessor, loading his shotgun again with malicious intent, while getting a tag in on one of the remaining Ribbon Skates.

[Good hunting Diver Gattahell, may we meet under auspicious stars to slay SAGITARIUS]

fACT Boosted Scan, Tight Scan on Ribbon Skate (+1 Beast) and a Wide Scan.
ACT: Mark a Slithy Horror with the OM-Gardenshear.

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 22:26 on May 2, 2024

# ? May 2, 2024 22:14

vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

6. Clank Beststrike

Clank Beststrike: HP: 1/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Poison

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

ACT: Recharge Power!!

# ? May 3, 2024 07:05

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

# ? May 3, 2024 14:42

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

1. The Confessor II

Confessor Marks Slithy Horror for Death!
Scanning�
C03: Strike BreakR
D04: Fhievel, Slithy Horror
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Ribbon Skate
Exoraja Filimentaria, first observed in the aerostats of Venus but quickly becoming endemic Decree-wide, is an unprecedented example of mutualistic symbiosis between an annelid and the extremophilic microorganisms that colonize it. A neotenous overgrown larval form of a normally sessile organism, Filimentaria �swims� through both aqueous and gaseous fluids with ease, due to a combination of smooth musculature, maneuvering vanes, and buoyant gases excreted by the metabolic processes of their microscopic passengers.
[+1 Beast Scan]
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.
Verminous Nest issues spawn!

3. Fhievel

Fhievel Apicultures Reti-Tool!

4. Miiranda 5A.M.

Miiranda Salvages for 1 Scrap and 1 Power!
[Business Casualty] Uniform Policy violation detected�Security control engaged.

Enforcer Synergizes with PreventiCam!

PreventiCam alerts Enforcer!

PreventiMek Deploys PreventiGat!

6. Clank Beststrike

Clank Recharges Power!

7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

Wrecking Wresumes for R0ZEG0LD, wredeployed at E07.
R0ZEG0LD receives Crisis Cuttler!

8. Jennywine Cellardoor

9. Upyrass Gattahell

Gattahell spends 1 Med to remove 1 Poison!
Scanning�
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Crab
crab
crab
crab
crab
crab
[+1 Synth Scan]
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.
Verminous Nest issues spawn!

11. Liselotte

Liselotte Recharges Power!
[Memetic Waste] Liselotte doesn�t need to Reload!

[Upsourcing]
Hexes are YEETing off!

[Memetic Waste]
Liselotte's Burn is transmuted to Burn!

[Burn Notice]
Liselotte takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medical spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
Liselotte loses 2 Spore!

[Round 8 HAZard Roulette]
[Mission]Rigged Game: If at least one Wrecker destroys or Mounts an enemy Rig, one random rig-defeating Wrecker receives a Command Fob and one random Wrecker receives 25L.
Failure: High-intensity Rig spawn will occur the following MOV, and next Roulette is Crisis - Neural Feedback

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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 4, 2024

# ? May 4, 2024 00:01

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

[05L]

"Burger Rep is out cold. Again. Don't mind me, just, hnrk-"
-THUD-
"-makin sure the 'Burger Rep' signed off on the checkin."
"Secretary, out."

# ? May 5, 2024 06:01

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

"Corporate espionage footage always does great numbers, go see what you can find where you don't belong."

Challenge
Buying second slot [-5L]
Lifestyles of the Wrecked and Heinous - Move to the Gold security hex of the northwest or northeast module

# ? May 5, 2024 12:20

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3~~(4)~~ Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+2
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 1/2(3) Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 53
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS/1WARP

Alterations:
_{Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.

Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.}

Class Abilities:_{Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack

Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)

Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.

Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)}

---

Miiranda 5a.m. wondered if she could jump the huge gap between modules if she got a head start with the BOOOSTR.

"It's been great, but I've got to skeddaddle. Wouldn't want to exceed the weight-limit of this precarious platform, y'know? It looks like you've got everything covered now anyhow!"

MOV: Attempting to go to A05 if i get the +1mov from booostr, otherwise B05 like so: JUMP from C02 |-> B03 -> B04 -> B05 -?> A05

BOOOSTR?: 1d6 = 5

# ? May 5, 2024 12:54

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell

x2

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-2) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 6 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 64 | Kills: 9 | Heat: 4
Belt: 1/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +4 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3 | Hatch: Popped
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range}

"Blearymugged bladderbust."

Gattahell's displeasure at the rigged roulette was palpably felt from the heated swears she threw at the draw.

"Mingey maggot fa real ent want Gatta gettan de job done. Gon hafta go kick AI hiney, duckface. Do boutde hive wottevah, ent de first time Gatta blowen a verminaten contract fa bein' too uppen it rectal."

With a blast of rig-jet and vitriol, off went the raging rekto.

Scan gang can peek:
MOV: Move -> C03

# ? May 5, 2024 18:47

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 3: Fhievel

_{[HP 3/3] [Move 2] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE 30]}

_{TOKENS: 3 Warp}

Fhievel's antennae twitched, then they broke into a trot towards a familiar scent.

MOV Waddle to CO3

# ? May 5, 2024 19:37

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

Miiranda 5a.m. took the time during her flight to type out a last-minute ~~desperate plea~~ sponsor request.

Could someone send me 1x HEALDrone carrying a RAD HAZMAT pleaseandthankyou? The total cost should be 25+3 Luxe which leaves me just enough for a revive. I'd also like a sponsor and am willing to carry out your insane experiments in return!

# ? May 5, 2024 20:19

Jvie: Aug 10, 2012

_Sluus

Roseglob! Its a globergency! We need those globs globbed, now!

New Challenge:
I choose you (to target)!: Kill or retain an evolved G.L.O.B.

# ? May 5, 2024 20:21

Jvie: Aug 10, 2012

Oh, and also

Deploying my Gamma Crate to R0ZEGOLD.

# ? May 5, 2024 20:26

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

"We don't usually poach GEN talent until well after they've stopped being Trend."

Delivery
Healdrone, delivering 1x Hazmat [28L] to Miiranda 5a.m.

Offering sponsorship to Miiranda 5a.m.

# ? May 5, 2024 20:54

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

The Confessor ignored the sound of his withdrawing ally, he was keeping his eye on the assembled Slithy Horrors gathered around their nest.

Scan gang can peek
MOV Aim

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 23:58 on May 5, 2024

# ? May 5, 2024 21:10

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

Miiranda 5a.m. blushed mid-air as the offer came down from on high, but recouperated quickly, cycling through brands on her rifles holo-display until the Galaxploitation logo came up.

Accept.

# ? May 5, 2024 21:33

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific

pre:

Scrap: 14	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 1	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
_{Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.}
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		0/3 
⦿ Power:	1/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
⨻ HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
_{Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 _{(2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)}
� 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical _{(Automatically spend a med when damaged)}
Weapons [1/2]: PinchlongR _{1d6/0 +Pull1 +Mug melee attack. 2POW: +Upscale Mug}
Weapons [2/2]: NanoSpannR _{1d6/2 +BRK melee attack. fACT: Repair BRK}
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1HP)} 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy _{(fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)}
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none}

"A pair of skates, eh? Well isn't that fun. I'm skating on outta here, Jennywine is one the run."

Move:
> Jennywine moves west (A11 -> A10 -> A09)

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 22:35 on May 5, 2024

# ? May 5, 2024 22:27

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

pre:

ACCOUNTS								
1. The Confessor II		25 (50)			
3. Fhievel			30
4. Miiranda 5A.M.		53					
6. Clank Beststrike		50			
7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD		58			
8. Jennywine Cellardoor		52			
9. Upyrass Gattahell		64 (20)				
11. Liselotte			76

HEAT posted:

Jennywine cools down to HEAT 0!

Fhievel HEATs up to HEAT 1!
Fhievel receives L1 HEATcrate�it contains Comebacco!

Miiranda�s CREDibility with YEET falls!
Miiranda�s allegiance is dissolved, and cannot be restored unless Miiranda completes a faction Mission!

HEAT 1: 1/3/5L Enemy Bounty*
HEAT 2: Wrecker Bounty +25L
HEAT 3: 2/5/10L Enemy Bounty*, chance of additional spawn roll.
HEAT 4: Wrecker Bounty +100L, Additional unit(s) in spawn groups.
HEAT 5: 5/10L/Crate Enemy Bounty*, chance of Elite Unit spawn
Higher HEAT levels grant priority in split outcomes.
*Certain Tier 1 enemies do not pay out, regardless of HEAT.

TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision� posted:

(Map Kills / Career Kills / Map Down / WKs)
Jennywine Cellardoor (5/5/0/0) [Heat 0/2] <Bounty 25>
Confessor II (5/25/0/1) [Heat 0] <Bounty 25>
Fhievel (5/5/0/0) [Heat 1] <Bounty 0>
Miiranda 5am (3/3/0/0) [Heat 5] <Bounty 125>
Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD (4/17/2/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Upyrass Gattahell (1/9/0/1) [Heat 4] <Bounty 155>
Liselotte (2/14/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>
Clank Beststrike (1/1/0/0) [Heat 0] <Bounty 0>

Sponsor Stipend posted:

Gureyevitch +5
Olmecha +5
Galaxploitation +5

pre:

SPONSOR			LUXE		PRODUCT			SPONSEE		CRATES
Brainfood		15		Coming Soon		Liselotte	
Sl��s			25		Coming Soon		R0ZEG0LD			Gamma
Olmecha Burgerobotics	10		OM Gardenshear		Gattahell			Gamma
Gureyevitch Solutions	10		Mass RecyclR		X:0
Galaxploitation Media	5		Coming Soon		X:0				2 Gamma
_________________________________________________________________
LOCKED ACCOUNTS
Wrecker Retirement Fund	161

Sponsor Challenges posted:

Brainfood
>A Brief Pause to the Madness: Complete an NPC mission.

Sl��s
>

Olmecha Burgerobotics
>Unionist: ALLY with the Brandalists.
>Fence-Sitters Begone!: Declare for a Faction

Gureyevitch Solutions
>

Galaxploitation Media
>This Old Silo: Alter a map feature with crafting or a class ability or by using an altered version of an item.
>Lifestyles of the Wrecked and Heinous: Move to the Gold security hex of the northwest or northeast module

Hiver Special Objectives
Fhievel (0/5)
>Apiculture a Rank 1 crafting component and use it. [+1 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 2 crafting component and use it. [+3 Bvo]
>Apiculture a Rank 3 crafting component and use it. [+5 Bvo]
>Convert a NWU with Infest Tokens. [+1 Bvo]
>Convert a Wrecker with Infest Tokens. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat a member of an aberrant brood. [+1 Bvo]
>Restore a damaged or D-Formed Map Feature with apicultured components. [+10 Bvo]
>Roll an outcome of 10 on a Crafting roll. [+10 Bvo]
>Defeat or DQ a D-Breaker [+15 Bvo]

D-Breaker Special Objectives
R0ZEGOLD (5/10)
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 1 component. [+1 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 2 component. [+3 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 3 component. [+5 Dvo]
>Fail to Shift through a barrier [+1 Dvo]
>Successfully Shift through a barrier [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Successfully Hack to D-Form a Map Feature. [+5 Dvo]
>~~Suffer a D-Crisis. [+5 Dvo; One-Time]~~
>Cause another Wrecker to suffer D-Crisis by inflicting Warp. [+5 Dvo]
>Defeat or DQ a Clastomycete. [+15 Dvo]