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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
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*WILL YOU "+PLEASE!+" PUT ALL THE WARCRIMES INFORMATION ON TV & RADIO & IN SCHOOLS && FORWARD THIS TO THE ENTIRE "RICKARD" FAMILY (*COURTESY OF: THE OFFICIAL "[+]FATHER OF THE COUNTRY[*]" & THE OFFICIAL COMMONWEALTH EXPLORER VIP1!*) *=* THANK YOU!

To:
President George Bush

May 27, 2003

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<<*',^^,'*>>--'
USA JKB1 2003AD
UNK:VIP1 FOC UN
GOD1:BIBLE1 HOL
MAS BUIL USA UN
UK COM EXPLORER
BRIT SPEAR ORIG
U.N. +PEACEKEEPER+ "*TROLL 1*"
US=(*)=ARMY "EXPLORER USA VIP1"

(*"BEFORE BEGINNING(*)"; NOTE: *WILL YOU "+PLEASE!+" PUT ALL THE WARCRIMES INFORMATION ON TV & RADIO & IN SCHOOLS && FORWARD THIS TO THE ENTIRE "RICKARD" FAMILY (*COURTESY OF: THE OFFICIAL "[+]FATHER OF THE COUNTRY[*]" & THE OFFICIAL COMMONWEALTH EXPLORER VIP1!*) *=* THANK YOU!*)

+*+
<1>
=!= *URGENT!* **BECAUSE OF *-MR. RANDY RICKARD-*(*BRANCH SCHOOLHOUSE ROAD

*SUSPECTED* OF *-WARCRIMES-* '-CONVICTTIONS!-' OF: 'HAVING 3,000+ CHILDREN(*AFTER '*-NAZI>-\ "-WAR!-" SUPERBREEDING-*' *-USING "MS. TERESEA RICKARD" & "MS. CAROL RICKARD"(*OR LEGAL NAME OF "MR. CAROL WAYNE RICKARD'S OLDEST LEGITIMATE DAUGHTER"*)*) '-CAPTIVE1-' IN '-HIDDEN! TUNNELS-'*(*AROUND 'EXISTING & CLOSED UNDERGROUND COAL MINES WITHIN 120.NAUTICAL*"AIR-FLY" OR STRAIGHT LINE STANDARD MEASUREMENT 120.MILES CAR MILEAGE*) MILES' *FROM *-HIS-* RESIDENCE'*)* *OF "EACH" MAN*(*~APPROXIMATELY 180-430.TOTAL (*+)MARRIED & UN-MARRIED*) PERSON'S IN *-HIS-* FAMILY WITH THE SAME LAST NAME 'RICKARD'.

(*THAT "+*^>'I'<^*+"(me:jkb1) **TURNED IN** IN MUHLENBERG COUNTY KENTUCKY(*AT THE CLOSED "NO TRESSPASSING" CEDAR GROVE AREA COAL MINES (*)USED AS A US=(*)=ARMY NATIONAL GUARD TRAINING AREA & *BEING RECLAIMED WITH TREES AREA*(*WHICH "I" ENTERED '*ILLEGALLY=(*SMOKING BY MYSELF*)*'(*STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD*) **AFTER "I" THOUGHT I HEARD SCREAMING & RUNNING TIPPY TOE FOOTSTEPS THROUGH THE CEDAR TREE WOODS & CLOSING SLAMMING (*TIN*) METAL DOORS INTO THE GROUND(* & WITH STRONG HUMAN DEFICATION ODORS(~*~); *BUT WITH 'SKITTERISH' SOUNDS OF SNAKES RELEASED ALL OVER THE GROUNDS AROUND THE '-HIDDEN TUNNEL HOLE(S) & AROUND "+*ME*+"*): *AFTER A 3/4 OF A MILE '-LURING = "STOP & GO" TYPE*-' CHASE(*ORIGINALLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT FROM SMELLS THAT THEY TOO WERE SMOKING MARIJUANA & 'MIGHT(?)' BE HAVING A HIDDEN PARTY BESIDE ONE OF THE SMALLER OUTLYING SHALLOW CLEAR WATER STRIP PIT LAKES*)!

(*=* "I" LOST MY BEARING AS IT SEEMED WE WERE GOING IN CIRCLES (*FOR ABOUT 3.2HOURS*) & AROUND MAYBE DEEP DANGEROUS DROP OFF CLIFFS WITHOUT WATER *WITH SUSPECTED "RANDOM GUNFIRE" FROM A HIGH POWERED AIRGUN(*WITH WHITE GAS TYPE MUZZLE FLASH & HIGH VELOCITY RICHOCHETS AROUND ME & POSSIBLY THROUGH THE EDGES OF MY TROUSERS & DEFLECTED OFF BOOT BUCKLES*) *ABOUT 1.2HOURS BEFORE LOUD SQUELCHING SOUNDS FROM OVERHEAD AIRCRAFT (*AS *SUSPECTED* *5 TOTAL* US=(*)=ARMY AIRCRAFT SPRAYED DEFOLIATION OVER THE TOPS OF '~US~' AFTER I THOUGHT I HEARD 2-WAY RADIO COMMUNICATIONS *FROM *-MR. RANDY RICKARD-* *THAT I POSSIBLY "BLINDLY IN TOTAL UNDER WOODS 'PITCH BLACK' DARKNESS*) HIT HARD(*OR 'VERY HARD!'*) IN THE HEAD(*27 TIMES TOTAL*) *AS "I" LOUDLY REPEATED "DROP YOUR WEAPON!"(*HEARD OVER 1 1/4MILES AWAY*) WITH (*3 OF 6*) REPEATING THROWING & LOOPING AROUND(*27 TIMES*) TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE TO RETRIEVE BOTTLES(*3 OF 6 WERE SHATTERED IN THE PROCESS*) HARD LONGNECK TYPE "BECKS BEER BOTTLES(*FROM ABOUT 125'FEET AWAY*)"((*NOTE: THAT I 'ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE~' "~~FORGOT`~~ TO TELL THE LOCAL POLICE; *BECAUSE THE "DEFOLIATION CHEMICAL MIST FROM THE LOOPING AIRCRAFT SEEMED TO HAVE "AMNESIA (& "-HOSTILITY!-") CAUSING BURNING CHEMICALS *THAT BURNED 'BATTERY ACID~ TYPE (*102 TOTAL*) "THIN WORN THROUGH" *HOLES' THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE "HAT, SHIRT/JACKET, TROUSERS, & CANVAS COMBAT BOOTS" IN A 'BRAND NEW' (*HOT WEATHER TYPE*) US=(*)ARMY BDU "WOODLAND COLOR HAT & TROUSERS" (+)PLUS "DESERT TRI-COLOR COLOR SHIRT/JACKET" (& CAMEL CIGARETTES "CAMELFLAUGE" T-SHIRT) UNIFORM (*WITH OLIVE DRAB GREEN CANVAS CLOTH DESERT TYPE LATCH AT THE TOP "ISREALI COMBAT BOOTS"*)!: *FOR ABOUT 4.2HOURS OF "TRACKING, EVASION & DEFENSIVE WITHDRAW MOVEMENTS" BEFORE I FOUND A NEIGHBOR WITH A TELEPHONE:(*WHO ALSO SOUNDED LIKE *HE* WAS MONITORING MILITARY COMMUNICATIONS*)! -[FROM 1:20AM - 5:36AM(*AT NEIGHBORS DOOR TO USE PHONE* "WHO WAS RELUCTANT *UNTIL I TOLD HIM IT WAS "A US=(*)=ARMY TYPE OFFICIAL EMERGENCY REQUIRING POSSIBLE MEDIVAC AIRLIFT FROM FORT CAMPBELL 101ST AIRBORNE REGIMENT"): *WHICH I *~SUSPECT~* TOOK *-RANDY-* TO THE MUHLENBERG COUNTY GREENVILLE HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM!(*WITH "NO" POLICE CHARGES!, & NO FOUND '-HIDDEN TUNNELS!-' *-AFTER *-HE-* *-FALSELY-* ISSUED US=(*)=ARMY RESTRICTION OF AREA *BECAUSE OF DEFOLIATION "ORDERS!": (((((*WARNING!*))))) <*DANGER!*>*))

(*THE FUNNIEST~ PART OF THE LONG CHASE: **WHEN I USED A WHOLE 1,000'"YARD SPOOL OF "STREN" (*ORANGE COLOR*) 12.POUND TEST MONOFILAMENT FISHING LINE *TO LOOP AROUND & AROUND *-HIM-* & SURROUNDING TREES 157.TIMES & *AS I HUNG A CHEAP WALKMAN TYPE RADIO WITH A SPEAKER OVER THE TREES *BY THROWING IT OVER THE TREES AS HARD AS I COULD & *SLOWLY PULLING IN BACKWARDS*(*WHICH *-HE-* FALSELY THOUGHT WAS "SNIPERS" IN THE TREES *AS *-HE-* KEPT WARNING "STOP OR I'LL SHOOT"(*IN A '~RETARDED~' TYPE DRAWLING SLURRING SCRATCHY VOICE*) *WHILE I KEPT THROWING HANDFULLS OF SMALL ROCKS & A FEW BIG ONES ALL OVER *-HIM-* GETTING DIRT IN *-HIS-* WOODS TYPE CAMOUFLAGED UNIFORM THAT I SAW WITH HIS OWN "*UNKNOWN HALIDE ORANGISH YELLOW SYLVANIA PHILLIPS BULB*" FLASHLIGHT *-HE-* FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF!, & *INTO HIS "WEAKENING FROM THE MORNING RAINBOW MIST"(*-HIS-* OWN WORDS ON *-HIS-* "FAKE" (-)FLASHLIGHT "(+)2-WAY MILITARY SATELLITE LINK RADIO(*WITH A RED(*NON-SIGNAL*) TO YELLOW GREEN(*CODED ACCESS SIGNAL*) DIGITAL NUMERICAL & ALPHANUMERICAL "~FLICKERING(*FROM BAD BATTERY CONTACT END TO END WITH 3AA BATTERIES*)" DISPLAY *UNDERNEATH "ADVANTAGE CAMOUFLAGE HUNTING TAPE"*)!-*): *-HE-* SHOT OVER 1,625+ HOLES COMPLETELY THROUGH THE WALKMAN TYPE RADIO *AS *-HE-* KEPT REPEATING & SHOUTING "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYPE OF NON-NIGHTVISION CAMOUFLAUGE UNIFORM YOU HAVE ON, BUT I AM GETTING TIRED OF PLAYING & IT'S TIME TO STOP!(*, OR I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING THAT I'M REALLY NOT GOING TO FEEL SORRY FOR! (*=*IN PARENTHESIS REMARK: IN A SLOWER CROOKED HEAD LEANING TYPE RETARDED SLURRING ACCENTED LYING VOICE!*) & "I" MADE *-HIM-* 'ACCIDENTALLY' DROP A LIT BACKWOODS CIGAR(*THAT I LATER PICKED UP & SMOKED*) DOWN *-HIS-* OWN "FLEXMAN MESH" SHIRT(*MADE TO HOLD GRASS OR SHRUBS*) & *-HE-* URINATED~~> *ALL OVER *-HIMSELF-* *WHILE "+*^>'I'<^*+" WAS PUTTING "MERTHYLADE"(*YELLOWISH MEDICINE: WHICH *-HE-* GOT UP *-HIS-* OWN NOSE & INTO *-HIS-* EYES & EARS!*) & *AS *-HE-* KEPT REPEATING *-HIS-* (*-FALSE-*) NAME WAS "RANDY WOODSMAN" **AFTER I SAID "WHERE DID "-YOU-" GET THE PERFUME ON "-YOURSELF-" THAT SMELLS LIKE "+*^>'MY GIRLFRIEND'<^*+" ~PLAYBOY~?????(*117.TIMES TOTAL*) & "I" KEPT REPEATING 157.TIMES "YOU~ KNOW THAT ~YOU~ MAY AS WELL GIVE UP BECAUSE ~YOU~ ARE CAUGHT NOW "WOODHUNTER"!" **THAT MADE *-HIM-* START CRYING!~~**(..& *-HE-* KEPT ASKING "ME" IF *-HE-* COULD "AT LEAST THROW AWAY THE 1,200.PACKAGE CASE OF MOUSETRAPS" & THE "LIVE NEST OF HORNETS" & THE "LIVE NEST OF RED ~STINGING~ ANTS" & THE "MAGGOTS & MAGGOT EGGS LARVAS~" & *TO "-UNCHAIN THE MUTED BUTTPLUGGED 17.RED DOBERMAN PINSHERS(*BECAUSE SOME OF THEM(*ALL THE 9.FEMALES* *EXCEPT ONE 10TH ONE "-PERSONALLY GNASHED NUTERED-"): WERE PREGNANT WITH BLACK ROTTWEILERS "-MAN EATERS!-"!*): & "I" FELT SORRY FOR *-HIM-* & "I" LET *-HIM-* GO WITH A ROPE TIED TO *-HIM-*(*AS THE SOUND OF *18.POLICE UNITS OF 5 EACH(*ANTI-AWOL US=(*)=ARMY POLICE*)* TALKING ON THEIR RADIOS "HEADSETS" (& WHILE THEY LISTED TO "DREAM WEAVER"(*BY AN UNKNOWN GIRL ROCK BAND THAT SOUNDED LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS*) IN EVERY APPROACHING DIRECTION WITHIN 500.YARDS THAT "LASSO'ED" *-HIM-* & "*-HE-*" KEPT SAYING "..I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE; JUST GET THAT MADMAN AWAY FROM ME!"

*****PLEASE FORWARD ANY OF MY REWARDS & SUPPORT TO *BRITNEY SPEARS*(*#1USA VIP ROCK STAR*) TO "[+]HELP[*]" *+HER+* LEGALLY TO GET OUT OF ANY *-WARCRIMES-*(*FROM ALL THE MEN IN HER BAND*(*WHICH I ORIGINATED(*FROM 118.COUNTRIES*(= 117.BIGGER COUNTRIES THAN USA BY WORLD LAWS(+) TOTAL POPULATION COUNT)*) & "PERMANENTLY LOST CONTROL OF.."*)) TROUBLES!*****

**IF YOU HAVE ACCESS: *CONTACT THE ENTIRE (*5,200+ TOTAL*) "RICKARD" FAMILY (+*+)WORLDWIDE & *ISSUE SEARCHES SURROUNDING AT LEAST 4.2MILES(*IN A "BEE LING" *OR STRAIGHT LINE FROM SOURCE*) FROM "EVERY" 'ACTIVE' UNDERGROUND COAL MINE(*MAINLY OWNED BY PEABODY COAL MINES: SUSPECTED "DEAD" OWNERS FROM POWDERLY TENNESSEE(*UNKNOWN USA AREA*)*) PRESENTLY OR WITHIN THE PAST 25.YEARS **FROM 120.STRAIGHT LINE MILES FROM *-HIS-* RESIDENCE ON BRANCH SCHOOLHOUSE ROAD, OUTSIDE OF SACRAMENTO KENTUCKY USA 42372(ZIP CODE)**TO FIND ALL OF THEIR 31.9+MILLION 'ALIVE(*BUT WOUNDED 97%+*)' ORPANED CHILDREN, GRAND CHILDREN, GREAT GRAND CHILDREN, ETC...(*UP TO 27.GENERATIONS (*)SINCE 1972*AD.*) (*=* "I" WOULD HURRY IF I WERE THEM TO FIND THEIR LITTLE BABIES & CHILDREN! (*THE US=(*)=ARMY NATIONAL GUARD SAID, "WE CAN PROBABLY COMPLETELY MEDICALLY CURE ALL THEIR WOUNDS FROM ANY OF THE BIG CLEAR WATER COAL MINE LAKES AT THE CEDAR GROVE *407* (*CODE*) MUHLENBERG COUNTY COAL MINE LAKES IN 2 1/2.YEARS; *OVER FOLLOWING *-HIS-* *-FALSE-*(*****UNKNOWN TO "*+THEM+*"*****) ORDERS!

(*PLEASE!, **VERIFY ALL INFORMATION!: |=*>OK!___(yes)
*).

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*PS: IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH "MY" ADDED IN COMMENTS TRY TO DELETE OF MOVE THE INSIDE PARENTHESIS REMARKS TO SEE THE MAIN SUBJECT IN THE SENTENCES: *I THINK IT IS BETTER IF THE *(*)UNITED NATIONS RELEASE ALL THE INTEL: *THERE ARE 3,000+ SUCH *-WARCRIMES-* ~SIMILAR TO THIS IN MAGNITUDE FROM *-HIM-* ALONE!(*FOR EXAMPLE: HIDDEN HOLES BESIDE EVERY PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL; HIDDEN HOLES UNDER EVERY SHOPPING MALL; HIDDEN HOLES UNDER EVERY OFFICIAL HIGH SCHOOL(*OR ALL EXCEPT OLD TIME COUNTRY SCHOOLS*); HIDDEN HOLES UNDER EVERY LOCAL(*420.SQUARE MILES*) POLICE STATIONS; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY HUNTING CLUB; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY CAR DEALERSHIP(*WITHIN 420.SQUARE MILES*); HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY TOY STORE(*WITHIN 1,200 SQUARE MILES*); HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY SCHOOL COLLISEUM OR OUTSIDE FOOTBALL FIELD; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY ROCK CONCERT AREA OR STADIUM; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY JAIL; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY WAL*MART IN USA; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY WEAPONS COMPANY; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY COMPUTER COMPANY; ETC... 1,800+ SIMILAR TYPES *UP TO; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY US ARMED FORCES AREA; HIDDEN HOLES BY EVERY US GOVERNMENT OFFICE; ETC...1,200+SIMILAR OF THIS TYPE; *UP TO (*MOST SHOCKING*) HIDDEN DROWNING HOLES BY EVERY SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL OR MUSICAL ROOM; ETC... 1,200 OF THIS SIMILAR TYPE; *MOST UNKNOWN* HIDDEN RUNWAY AIRSTRIP DRAGGING TO DEATH AREAS BY FLYING LEAR JETS FLAT LINE HARDENED AREAS; BURNING TO DEATH WITH MOLTEN RUBBER BY EVERY RECYCLING AREA; STRANGLING TO DEATH ALSO WITH FIRE STINGING INSECTS BY EVERY ICE MAKING AREA; CANNIBALIZATION BY EVERY TYPE OF PET ANIMAL BESIDE EVERY (+)N.A.T.O. ISSUED US=(*)=ARMY BASE *RESTRICTED AREA...
(*ETC: IT WAS *-HIS-* "UNDERGROUND CLUB": TO *-FALSELY-* STEAL THE COMMONWEALTH GOVERNMENT!: *THAT "I" OWN BY WORLD LAWS WHICH IS BASICALLY -CANCELLED!-(*AFTER EVERYONE WORKED 150,TRILLION YEARS BEFOREHAND!(*WHICH IS NOTED IN 'SCIENTIFIC WORLD HISTORY'!(*OR *(*)U.N. PROVEN(+) BY "EVERY" COUNTRY(*)!*)

*****PLEASE, NOTICE MY REMARKS TO FORWARD ANY REWARDS OR SUPPORT TO HELP *BRITNEY SPEARS*(#1USA VIP ROCK STAR): FOR ANY *-WARCRIMES-* TROUBLES FROM ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF HER TEAM!*(*WHICH "I" AM THE OWNER OF BY WORLD LAWS: *BASICALLY -CANCELLED- AFTER EVERYONE WORKED 3,000+YEARS ON IT!(*PROVEN BY *(*)U.N. IN EVERY COUNTRY!*)*)*****
(+&+)
(*BRITNEY SPEARS* IS SUSPECTED TO BE THE "1ST" PERSON I HEARD SCREAM FROM THIS *INFORMANT REPORT STORY* AREA; THAT LED TO THE HIDDEN LOCATION(S)!: **WHICH IS STILL SUSPECTED TO BE 'ACTIVE' *UNLESS FURTHER OFFICIAL RESPONSES ON EVERY TV & RADIO STATION: *NORMALLY FOLLOWED BY CONFIRMED SIGNING OF AFFADAVITS BY EVERY PERSON THAT THEY KNOW & UNDERSTAND WHAT TYPES OF WARCRIMES OCCURED IN EACH OF THE SPECIFIC WARCRIMES AREA(S)!*)
(*=*(*)ALSO IMPORTANT: *+SHE+* IS THE NORMAL "[+]MOTHER OF THE COUNTRY USA[*]" *REPEATED FOR THE PAST 1,200+YEARS IN RECORDED HISTORY (-CANCELLED TITLE- THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING IN THE HISTORY OF USA: DESTROYED!-) & "*MY '*UNMARRIED WIFE*' BY US=(*)=ARMY *LEGALLY WED WITH A CERTIFICATE DOCUMENT (& "MARRIED IN A PRIVATE NON-GOVERNMENTAL CEREMONY" ON D.O.D.(*DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE* & *(*)U.N.*) 'ENCRYPTED' FILE: *BUT UNSEEN SINCE I ORIGINATED HER BAND & MADE HER THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD(*NOW -CANCELLED-: WITH A LOSS OF EVERYTHING!-)

*-*-*-*-*: THERE ARE *-EXTERMINATION-*(*IN -30.YEARS!*) PROVEN MILITARY WARNINGS OVER THESE *UNSOLVED CRIMES; *IN AN (-+*+-)WORLD ATTEMPT TO GET THE (>*<)POLICE TO SOLVE THEM! (*FROM OVER 52.MILLION+ "WESTERN KENTUCKY USA" OFFICIAL POLICE REPORTS!: **VERIFIED BY THE (*)UNITED NATIONS IN (-+*+-)WORLD COURT(+) IN *EVERY 'ENGLISH & FOREIGN SPEAKING' COUNTRY ON EARTH(*)!*):*-*-*-*-*

'->>>>>
(>,,,,,,,,,,<)
*GUARDIAN '1'*
"+*/'^GOD^'\*+"
*WE WILL SEE (*THE (*)TRUTH(+)!*)!*
*GOOD LUCK FOR "+ATLAS+"(*+WHO+* "*MAKES+ THE RAIN(`~`)!*)*
(* ..& GOOD LUCK FOR "+*^>'ME'<^*+": 1965AD ORIGINAL SUPPLIER OF "+*ATLAS'*+" 'RAIN MAKING EQUIPMENT!*: (+)PROVEN(*)!)

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(*NO INFO FOR THE ENEMY!*)(*-_________________________-*)
\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/*****\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/
-))))))))))*DANGER!*((((((((((-
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*-MR. RANDY RICKARD-*(*BRANCH SCHOOLHOUSE ROAD, SACRAMENTO KENTUCKY USA 42372(ZIP CODE)*) *HAS 16,000+BILLION+ *-WARCRIMES-* '-CONVICTIONS!-' IN (-+*+-)WORLD COURT(+) *(*)AFRICA *((*))FROM THE (*)UNITED NATIONS *OF 'ALL' COUNTRIES*! *NOTICE:|==---> *-HE-* IS *SUSPECTED* OF MONITORING "*****ALL!*****" OF "MY" COMMUNICATIONS!, *WITH *-STOLEN-* '-*TREASON!-' "*(-)WORLD POWER!(-)!" *THAT HAS '-KILLED!-' 99%+ OF THE TOTAL HUMAN POPULATION *AT LEAST 3,000+TIMES PER SECOND; *SINCE 1972*!(**CONFIRM WITH *(+)N.A.T.A. *WORLD ARMED FORCES*: **OK!___(yes).
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-))))))))))*DANGER!*((((((((((-
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(*HURRY UP IF YOU CAN & (+)PROVE THIS *-WARCRIMES-* INFORMATION WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE INFORMATION IN BOOKS! (*=* "EVERYONE" IS SUPPOSED TO STUDY(+*) "*IT*"!: *"I" WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!*)

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*****THANK YOU!***** (& TELL *BRITNEY SPEARS* "HELLO" FOR ME!; & *REMIND HER*; IF SHE TAKES OFF "ALL" OF THE "-OTHER MEN'S-"(*-WHO ARE ALL CONVICTED OF 1.TRILLION+ *-MURDERS-*) JEWELRY & CHANGES INTO "HER" OWN PERSONAL CLOTHING!(*WITH A CLEAR *BRITNEY SPEARS* "ID"!*): I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SPEAK TO HER WITHIN 10.DAYS TO SAVE SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH HER "[+]MOTHER OF THE COUNTRY USA[*]" (*)TITLE(+):(*WHICH MEANT EVERY ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY: & *IT IS WHY THEY 'DID' HAVE "U.S.A." AFTER THEIR OFFICIAL NAME!(*EX-*)*)(*WHICH "I" REQUESTED FOR HER!*). ..& POSSIBLY WE COULD HAVE A (*)FUTURE "LEGAL" MARRIAGE!(((?))) *)
(*=* NOTICE: 10.DAYS(*NOTED ABOVE IN THIS 'SECTIONAL' PARAGRAPH*) TO *SUSPECTED* SOLVE ALL THESE *-WARCRIMES-* & FUTURE 'POSSIBLY' RESULTING WARCRIMES!*): *WHICH ARE EVERY 10.COMMANDMENT BROKEN IN ORDER OF SEVERITY!
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*PLEASE TELL THE "RICKARD" FAMILY THAT I AM VERY SORRY THAT THEY HAD THESE *-PROBLEMS-*! (*I AM 'SADDENED' BUT GLAD THAT I GOT TO HELP THEM!*)!
(*=* "I" SUGGEST THAT THEY MONITOR *-RANDY-* AROUND THE CLOCK & SEE IF *-HE-* HAS "MY" OFFICIAL *-STOLEN-* FROM U.S. GOVERNMENT STORAGE (-CANCELLED-) COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT & ASSOCIATED THINGS & MY ASSOCIATED GIRLFRIENDS! *=* PLEASE RETURN THEM ALL TO ME IF FOUND!*
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**WITH (*POSSBILY HOPEFUL!*) *ANTI-*-WARCRIMES-* 'THOUGHTS'!,

**FROM:

<=[=|\*/|=]=> (+)MR. ("+*^>'JIMBO'<^*+") JAMES KEVIN BUERGEY
(*-PARENT'S ADDRESS-*)=(*-THEY ARE "NOT" 'ME' -&- *-THEY-* DO NOT HAVE THE INFORMATION!-*)
#4467 HIGHWAY 254 WEST
SACRAMENTO KENTUCKY 42372
UNITED STATES
*-TELEPHONE: 1-270-736-5139
*+EMAIL: (*POSSIBLY TEMPORARY*) JKB1BUERGEY@YAHOO.COM

*=* MAY I "-+*PLEASE!*+-" HAVE "ALL" OF "+*^>'MY'<^*+" *-STOLEN-* FROM U.S. GOVERNMENT STORAGE (*)EQUIPMENT & ($)MONEY FOR ASSEMBLY OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES IN 1965? (*=* "-OTHERWISE->" *PEOPLE* GET TO TALK TO THE "\\\O/// QUEEN (QII)" ABOUT IT & **SHE** "*DOES NOT!*" ~LIKE~ TO DO IT*!*)

(*UN CODE: SAC KEN USA 423720 *(*NOTICE "NON-COMPLIANCE" (*"WORST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!"*) *-WARCRIMES-* NOTATION '-ZERO-' AT THE END OF THE ZIP CODE*IN ALL WORLD CODES FOR THIS *SPECIFIC* COUNTRY!)*(*IT IS "*EITHER-+" A "'-ZERO- (0)' OR '+ONE+ (1)'"*)
(*JUST TELL *-RANDY-*: IF IT IS "+*^>'MINE'<^*+" *IT IS "*NOT!*" *-HIS-*!-*(& IT NEVER WILL BE!-----*)

JKB1<<*',^^,'*>>--' <1> ~APPROXIMATELY 10:46 PM CTZ USA 5/26/03(M,D,Y): *IT LOOKS GOOD FOR THE FUTURE; MAYBE WITH *-RANDY'S-* TYRANNCIES COMING TO AN ***END!***
(*PSII: A TYRANT IS A PERSON WHO TAKES OVER A GOVERNMENT WHO DID NOT BUILD IT OR HELP IN ANY WAY AND OR HAS NEVER BUILT ANYTHING AND OR ONLY USES THE OFFICE!(*FOR NO EXPECTED GAIN IN ANY WAY: EXCEPT WAR & EVENTUAL LOSS OF EVERYTHING!*)<--=|||||*)

((?)) *(*I FEEL LIKE IF I GET TOO PRECISE I MAY AS WELL ASK THE POLICE OR JUDGES TO HEAR THEIR STANDARD REMARK: "WE DO NOT HAVE THAT INFORMATION!": BUT REMEMBER -30.YEAR WARNING LISTED ABOVE!: *EVERY WORLD MILITARY ORDER HAS ALWAYS BEEN FOLLOWED COMPLETELY!*(*+EITHER WAY!-*)* ((?))

(*****HAVE A +GREAT+ DAY!*****)

--GOOD BYE!--

-1-

(*ENDING NOTE: *WILL YOU "+PLEASE!+" PUT ALL THE WARCRIMES INFORMATION ON TV & RADIO & IN SCHOOLS && FORWARD THIS TO THE ENTIRE "RICKARD" FAMILY (*COURTESY OF: THE OFFICIAL "[+]FATHER OF THE COUNTRY[*]" & THE OFFICIAL COMMONWEALTH EXPLORER VIP1!*) *=* THANK YOU!*)

.

SACRAMENTO , KY

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ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
I just heard Jambi, by Tool, while reading the first one. Check it out.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
Their song Right in Two may follow Jambi for the first book I posted.

With how Tool does things, I think I have found a hobby of writing holy books for their songs.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Playing with my Tool

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

did you really think i'd read

ALL THAT poo poo
by You

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I want to copy and paste this somewhere like a random youtube channel about cooking or whatever - just to see what happens. Because honestly, I think you copied and pasted that here from somewhere.

E: I have done it. I posted it on a youtube video about the Tau Empire from WH40K. Just have to wait and see what responses it gets, if any.

E2: Wait, I need to try again. Must be too many words for youtube. I still have an account over at Cracked.com - I'll try it there.

E3: Cracked killed off the forums. It's pretty much dead. Third time lucky I suppose. I posted it on facebook, most of my relatives already think I'm a bit odd. I'll update if I get any replies.

Valko fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Jul 13, 2022

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Someone posted it on here back in 2003, something about a person he knows who had schizophrenia, and posted a ton this sort of thing online on congress.org over a relatively long period of time. He posted an archive of some of it as "crazy.zip".

It's mostly all the same. Here's a re-up:

https://www120.zippyshare.com/v/WeQgBMYN/file.html

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jul 13, 2022

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Okay Bula. Got no replies on facebook yet but it's 7am over here. Could be waiting a while.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Please don't steal from my github without crediting me

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Bula Vinaka posted:

*-HE-* URINATED~~> *ALL OVER *-HIMSELF-*

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



I think OP should spend a week acquainting themselves with TempleOS then update

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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I read somewhere that people who were born blind or who lost their vision shortly after birth never develop schizophrenia, ever. Maybe, if both of a baby's parents have treatment resistant schizophrenia, we should consider, er, you know what I'm getting at right? I mean, I'd way rather be blind than schizophrenic.

Please note I don't actually advocate for this. For now. More research needs to first be done by people smarter and less lazy than me. Also more ethical and mentally balanced.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I read somewhere that people who were born blind or who lost their vision shortly after birth never develop schizophrenia, ever. Maybe, if both of a baby's parents have treatment resistant schizophrenia, we should consider, er, you know what I'm getting at right? I mean, I'd way rather be blind than schizophrenic.

Please note I don't actually advocate for this. For now. More research needs to first be done by people smarter and less lazy than me. Also more ethical and mentally balanced.

Hard to see patterns everywhere you look when you can't see anything at all.

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