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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/stephnthecity/status/1546598608740524039?t=kKRYgMMcOn6zRSH_fQC2ag&s=19

Her husband is a cop so it counts



PS: you can't get high by touching fentanyl and when cops were taught this in a study, 40% completely ignored it.

quote:

Misinformation about overdose risk from accidentally inhaling or touching fentanyl is widespread among police in the United States. This may aggravate already elevated burdens of officer stress and burnout, while chilling lifesaving overdose response. Police education has shown promise in reducing false beliefs about fentanyl. To better understand the potential of training interventions in correcting officer knowledge, we administered a 10-min online training with corrective messaging about occupational overdose risk from fentanyl contact to 204 police officers in Indiana. Overall, 129 officers (63%) completed baseline survey and 69 (34%) completed follow-up instrument. Using a 6-point Likert scale, we documented assent with the statement: First responders who encounter fentanyl are at great risk of overdose by touching it or inhaling it. At baseline, 79.8% expressed agreement, while 20.2% disagreed. At follow-up, 39.1% agreed, while 60.9% disagreed (p < .001).

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Oops this reply was supposed to be an edit

Jeff Fatwood
Jun 17, 2013
Poor officer Freckles, thought of fent and died

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
It's an excuse for them to sniff drugs and pretend like they weren't doing it on purpose

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Beached Whale posted:

It's an excuse for them to sniff drugs and pretend like they weren't doing it on purpose

This would be possible but I've never once heard of a cop saying he ODd on fent and described/demonstrated symptoms that align opiate overdose, it's usually them gasping for air and falling over

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
This one is funny because it looks like he got tuckered out and fell and slid down a little hill

https://twitter.com/wibw/status/1537536858057474048?t=DeOTg1qZ1KOX5lr_a0_zfQ&s=19

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

This one is funny because it looks like he got tuckered out and fell and slid down a little hill

Lmao he's breathing heavily, an expected reaction from a drug that heavily represses your breathing

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

This one is funny because it looks like he got tuckered out and fell and slid down a little hill

https://twitter.com/wibw/status/1537536858057474048?t=DeOTg1qZ1KOX5lr_a0_zfQ&s=19

lol

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

This one is funny because it looks like he got tuckered out and fell and slid down a little hill

https://twitter.com/wibw/status/1537536858057474048?t=DeOTg1qZ1KOX5lr_a0_zfQ&s=19

lmfao

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/mcpublicsafety/status/1545474759496007681?s=21&t=snzUn1aaqDO61hGbwnLMJA

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

deploying the E.T. recovery team to sweep up 2 grams of fent

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1546850899720634372?s=21&t=snzUn1aaqDO61hGbwnLMJA

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Fentanyl is absolutely the modern crack re: ops

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

i was reading this thread in line at a coffee shop and a cop got in line behind me saw the title and went into convulsions

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



please spoiler this to avoid vaporizing any cops that view images in this thread

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Hey coppies

I turned myself into fentanyl and now I am inside your home.

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost
Watching dork rear end cops turn into feinting goats when within ten feet of chalk

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/07/us/san-diego-police-overdose-fentanyl.html

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
just doused the entire bag of halloween candy in fentanyl

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
you know they already make fentanyl candy you could have just used instead?

Cuttlefush has issued a correction as of 21:22 on Oct 31, 2022

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Im just mixing rainbow fentanyl in with the regular candy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
i'm keeping all the fentanyl for myself and NOT sharing with kids :twisted:

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

It's just absolutely amazing to me, the lengths these agencies will go to to avoid just admitting that someone had a panic attack and/or mass psychogenic illness event. First Havana Syndrome, now this. Just the most fragile human beings on Earth.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

The funniest part of fentanyl in the candy scare is that people used to give out home-made treats at halloween. The "there is poison in the candy / razor blades in the apple" scare was literally started by candy companies because they wanted to portray wrapped, prepackaged candy as safer than home-made treats from your neighbor.

It would be funny if people saying "Can't trust Mars company, they probably lace sweet tarts with fentanyl, better bake some cookies for the kids instead."

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/RyanMarino/status/1603014733317242882?t=-rnOtN-5niD-BMOHCgP2yw&s=19

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Broke: Pocket sand
Woke: Pocket Fentanyl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 28 minutes!
my friends and i like to pass the fent dollar around all night while each of us take turns riding that fine edge of OD between life and death

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a.p. dent
Oct 24, 2005
putting on my clown costume, spraying fent from the pocket flower in their face, shaking their hand, setting off my patented Fentanyl Buzzer,

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