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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Mooey Cow posted:

Way back in the era of nokia 3310 i joked with my friend that wouldn't it be funny if you recorded a greeting that's like "yeah hello? Yes? Uh-huh... hm..." and so on for a while before revealing it was just a joke.


Well a few years later i made a call to said friend where i thought the conversation got a bit strange and then he was like "just kidding, it's my voicemail". Goddamnit :argh:



Or maybe it was real and he just didn't wanna talk with me :thunk:

Used to do this with answering machines on the landline.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

itry posted:

You know poo poo's getting annoying when a $370 minimalist phone is an attractive idea.

I don't know if I would pay $370 for an un-smart phone, but I definitely understand the appeal

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Is it true that the camera on the pixel is deliberately made worse over the life of that pixel generation? Like, it starts off good, but then through updates the picture quality gets worse?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is it true that the camera on the pixel is deliberately made worse over the life of that pixel generation?

It is. I was near by when it happened

I heard them say it would "made worse over the life"

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

It is. I was near by when it happened

I heard them say it would "made worse over the life"

extremely hosed up if true

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
I threw away my Samsung Phone when something called Smart Home or Smart Connect or something wouldn't shut the gently caress up giving me notifications. It's the app that's supposed to be the central phone hub for your Samsung Smart Toaster and Samsung Smart Recliner and Samsung Smart Bidet and whatever other IOT things they invented. If you don't own any of that crap, the app sends you twelve notifications a day to let you know that it's still looking for IOT things. You couldn't turn off those notifications nor could you uninstall the app.

gently caress that.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Thank god for mobile phones I say

And the worse the better!

I got measles of the brain and died.

After years of using a perfectly functional rotary phone, a parasite had entered me, its name was and its formed was and it hosted in me as Brain Measles.

Razakai
Sep 15, 2007

People are afraid
To merge on the freeway
Disappear here
My first smartphone ever was Galaxy 1, which was great. For a while I kept to that line, until finally they did some sort of update that meant that whenever I plugged in headphones, it would automatically start up and play Samsung music. I didn't actually have any music stored in there because why the gently caress would I, so I'd be treated to preloaded musak. Absolutely baffling design.
Then I tried a pixel which was ok but has the worst fingerprint sensor known to man, and looks like they still haven't fixed it.
That fairphone linked earlier is tempting just for something that doesn't have a load of garbage bloatware. Or maybe an Xperia, I've not heard anything bad about them... yet.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I don't really want a phone anymore, I just want a standalone pocket computer with internet access. Text and email is more important than voice calling/west jet/robot voice speaking Chinese.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Charles Bukowski posted:

I don't really want a phone anymore, I just want a standalone pocket computer with internet access. Text and email is more important than voice calling/west jet/robot voice speaking Chinese.

Ortho
Jul 6, 2021


Charles Bukowski posted:

I liked my LG phone better than my Samsung
Lucky Goldstar.

Count me in with those who want a phone that isn't really a phone.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I have a Nokia 7.2 with mostly vanilla Android that just keeps doing its job competently year after year and I don't just understand why people pay money for phones stuffed with lovely software that sucks rear end to use. I would like a plant-based whopper please

Narzack
Sep 15, 2008
I remember when I was a little dude wishing that datapads from star wars were real. And now I resent that they are real, but they're stupid butthole smartphones.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

CJacobs posted:

Samsung's voicemail app is stupid. It serves you ads unless you pay, and if you delete it you have to use the really old school method of calling your own phone no. to check your voicemail, no replacement generic android app. I had to get Google Voice because screw that it's 2022.

Wtf? Guess I'm sticking with Apple

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

barbecue at the folks posted:

I have a Nokia 7.2 with mostly vanilla Android that just keeps doing its job competently year after year and I don't just understand why people pay money for phones stuffed with lovely software that sucks rear end to use. I would like a plant-based whopper please

So I can run ever more demanding emulators and games that require a pocket computer to play at work.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
I thought people got android phones because they're more customizable i'm not so sure i understand now

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

scott zoloft posted:

I thought people got android phones because they're more customizable i'm not so sure i understand now

People get android phones because they’re big dorks who think iPhones are “for normies” and they can use weird computer toucher encryption stuff on android phones to hide their caches of foot porn and and cartoon drawings of naked video game characters.

Sent from my iPhone

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Oh man. Yesterday I learned that I might be able to buy a used samsung from a friend's dad because it's pretty much the only smartphone I can afford except for the absolutely cheapest model on the market, but that idea suddenly seems less appealing now. I MUST buy one however, because I'm not allowed to participate in society without one anymore.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ios can suck the poo poo outta my arsehole

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Chinatown posted:

ios can suck the poo poo outta my arsehole

samsung announced their next phone will be able to do this as well

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

phones!

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Hack the galaxy, Captain Picard:

- - -

- Episode script 1: Picard is annoyed that the datapads now require a 30 second ad video before working in a crisis situation, because Starfleet refused to pay for a subscription on principle. He delivers an eloquent speech:

"It's a disgrace. In a crisis situation, every second counts. And yet, we're expected to sit through a 30 second commercial before we can even access our datapads. It's a waste of time, and it's a waste of resources.

"Starfleet is supposed to be about exploration, about pushing boundaries and discovering new things. But instead, we're bogged down by bureaucracy and red tape. We're told that we can't have a subscription on our datapads because Starfleet doesn't want to pay for it.

"Well, I say that's a disgrace. We should be pushing boundaries, not being held back by petty penny-pinching. We deserve better, and I for one am not going to stand for it."

- Episode 2 script: Picard's Solution:

Picard comes up with a solution to the datapad issue. He creates a subsection on the datapads that can be accessed without having to watch a commercial. He then makes a video explaining his solution and posts it on the internet.

The video quickly goes viral, and Picard becomes a minor celebrity. He is interviewed by several news outlets, and his solution is lauded by many.

However, not everyone is happy with Picard's solution. Some people argue that it is a violation of their right to privacy, and that it should be up to the individual to decide whether or not to watch a commercial.

Others argue that Picard's solution is simply a Band-Aid solution, and that the real issue is the fact that Starfleet doesn't want to pay for a subscription on the datapads.

Picard remains unapologetic, and continues to argue that his solution is the best possible option under the circumstances.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I hate apples operating systems and entire ecosystem, and always have from og macs onward. Idk why I have to be fluent in 2 different operating systems, gently caress off.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Charles Bukowski posted:

So I can run ever more demanding emulators and games that require a pocket computer to play at work.

loving QFT

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Inept posted:

phones!

theyre starting to get popular yeah

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Razakai posted:

My first smartphone ever was Galaxy 1, which was great.

My first smartphone was (I think) a Nokia Lumia 350, because I loved Windows Phone and only switched to Android because I was curious about Pokemon Go, but I ended up switching after Pokemon Go lost its popularity.

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